The keyboards clicking
On the day after Christmas
Are a corp'rate dirge
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Fish on a big hook
My boss will fillet my head
Fuck my fins with cheese!
by Kackarott
My job is like pie
I hate pie, and it hates me
slices equal no!
by Kackarott
I suck at my job!
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
I suck at my job!
by Kackarott
Mere condensation
Cannot impede my photons
They pass, easily
by Kenneth Extension
No gymnist am I
But I know a layout when the
words pencilled in right
by mellie near the Coral Sea
i know my penis
said mightier than the sword
when the layout's right
by ash
brave despite the odds
jaundiced individual
yellow even so
by ash
christmas miracle
found her goggles in the surf
i'm blessed, lord jesus !
by ash
Off to Port Colborne
For a little bit of Cheer
And some Christmas Stuff
by Janis
Throw me a line to
catch a swordfish on and
cheat at bad haiku
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Full up to pussies
ribbon Hyat Coolum
turkey stuff-ed me
by mellie near the Coral Sea
http://www.student.math.uwaterloo.ca/~bpkoiter/d3intro.html
by !
subversive by-line
by flammable persuasion
courting a bushfire
by ash
sentimental gift
jesus in disposables
indisposed to lie
by ash
sleek grey pussy cat
assassin of small rodents
don't fang my ankles
by ash
"Fa-la-la-la-la,"
Sings the small, furry miner,
Before shouting "Bo!"
by Scrunty Device
Hail, merry fat man
Mince pies and gravy, thank you:
Now my stocking's full.
I invite you all
To examine your navels
But not yet! Not yet..
by Scrunty Hardbody
My glass is half-full
Of subcutaneous goo;
Yours is half-empty
by Scrunty Hardbody
My seven-league boots
Are really fourteen-league boots
With a Cuban heel.
by Scrunty Device
Libby and Drew: yay!
With his beard and her green teeth
It won't last, you know.
by Scrunty Device
Little compact disc
Whirring in your metal tray
Kylie Minogue style.
There's nowt as queer as
People with their Tupperware
Except gay people.
by Scurunty Device
christmas is such fun
another jolly turkey
to stuff it all up
by mellie near the Coral Sea
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Ah petroleum
Your noxious fumes bewitch me
With their noxiousness
by Kenneth Extension
with all that foreplay
christmas comes but once a year
that's fucking plenty
by ash
Hexagonal gift
Rectangular gift wrapping
Look - a plastic bag.
by Scrunty Hardbody
even in sunlight
still in shadow
the zebra
by brindle
Sheena poems drag
yet Irish McCalla have
I on my cock ring
by Brett
Whomb?
Irish McCalla
is the original Queen
of the jungle girls
by Brett
Ahoy Kimberley
I miss your pudendal stuff
Well, not 'miss' as such
by Kenneth Extension
My Waldorf salad
Is sitting on the table
Awaiting walnuts
by Kenneth Extension
Brown is the new black
Which makes black the old yellow
Oh look, my modem
by Kenneth Extension
Local radio
Microphones too close to mouths
Spongey beard scratches
by Kenneth Extension
paroled from texas
pastilence-elect. Save your
electricity
by quasimodo
submit no haiku?
submit too, any hand will do.
submit to HAIK! -oooo
by north of ukiah-haiku
Have I spel t act
How did I act it all out
the whole idea of ME
by Anonymous Poet
Punk at Sotherbys
Vivienne and McLaren
this ain't anarchy
by mellie of near the Coral Sea
ryan is the best
i love his dog jasminian
he likes grenada.
by i'm sorry ryan ericson of ryan's favorite place
anonymous, huh?
i guess cat got you now, huh?
ryan knows nothing.
by jenn fuckin krantz of spain, france
I love my friend jenn,
Her dog sasha is awesome,
she drives a focus
by Anonymous Poet
sasha is my dog
i love her so very much
and so does the world
by Anonymous Poet
Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.
by jenn krantz of paris, france
Anthropology,
Existence precedes essence,
I transcend theory
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
if anarchy rules
then it isn't anarchy
it's some other thing
by ash
don't recount that you
can really not REcount what
was uncounted first.
by quasimodo
