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29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...


Have I spel t act

How did I act it all out

the whole idea of ME
Haiku # 5350 December 21, 2000 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

Punk at Sotherbys
Vivienne and McLaren
this ain't anarchy
Haiku # 5349 December 21, 2000 5:12 am ET
by mellie of near the Coral Sea
ryan is the best
i love his dog jasminian
he likes grenada.
Haiku # 5348 December 21, 2000 1:54 am ET
by i'm sorry ryan ericson of ryan's favorite place
anonymous, huh?
i guess cat got you now, huh?
ryan knows nothing.
Haiku # 5347 December 21, 2000 1:51 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz of spain, france
Haiku # 5346 December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by jenn f
I love my friend jenn,
Her dog sasha is awesome,
she drives a focus
Haiku # 5345 December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sasha is my dog
i love her so very much
and so does the world
Haiku # 5344 December 21, 2000 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 5343 December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz
Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self
Haiku # 5342 December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.
Haiku # 5341 December 21, 2000 1:38 am ET
by jenn krantz of paris, france
Anthropology,
Existence precedes essence,
I transcend theory
Haiku # 5340 December 21, 2000 1:33 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
if anarchy rules
then it isn't anarchy
it's some other thing
Haiku # 5339 December 20, 2000 10:19 pm ET
by ash
don't recount that you
can really not REcount what
was uncounted first.
Haiku # 5338 December 20, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by quasimodo
I still remember
you I don't know til you do
tell me I should hear
Haiku # 5337 December 20, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by matuseksquared
not on your page, babes
my heart cum flows; oh you bet
and not on your ass.
Haiku # 5336 December 20, 2000 8:51 pm ET
by tobabes
storm, no sky above,
blind sleet seems no earth at all,
still the snowflakes fall.
Haiku # 5335 December 20, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by trencher-rephrase
cowboy who never
saw a cow, makes voters mad,
"let them have a cow."
Haiku # 5334 December 20, 2000 8:39 pm ET
by unconceding
the wyght wyght wyghts the
wyght wyght's wyghted wyght, her wyght
NEAR Eros tonight
Haiku # 5333 December 20, 2000 8:27 pm ET
by Brett
don't recount that you
can't really REcount that which
wasn't counted once
Haiku # 5332 December 20, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by quasimodo
janis, sympathies
'puters are just so wicked
evil incarnate

perverse and mulish
yet even as we howl
rage at stubbornness

we mourn their passing
eulogizing them fitly-
"fuck it died agaaAIiiiinn!"
Haiku # 5331 December 20, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
ash, why do you care
if democracy crumbles?
you'd like anarchy
Haiku # 5330 December 20, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by sheena
sniffle snif ah-CHOO!
all i've been doing except
punctuating coughs
Haiku # 5329 December 20, 2000 4:19 pm ET
by sheena
So bleak the winter
The city by the canal
Cheer up younger bro'
Haiku # 5328 December 20, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Janis
it never does stop
killing us all in the end
time's not on my side
Haiku # 5327 December 19, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by micah of port colborne
annoying neighbors
all day long, the pounding bass
those fish abusers
Haiku # 5326 December 19, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I stare at the screen
A glossing over of eyes
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 5325 December 19, 2000 2:46 pm ET
by Janis
Making a new game
Seems like it would be so fun
Mostly confusion
Haiku # 5324 December 18, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Janis
you should see this site
but be warned about the risks :
you may die laughing

http://www.total.net/~fishnet/
Haiku # 5323 December 18, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by ash
yes i can spell tact
but as i rarely use it
what does it matter ?
Haiku # 5322 December 18, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by ash
ash learned how to spell
think what this means for haiku
no limitations

unbounded syntax
in a world constrained by words
but can he spell tact?
Haiku # 5321 December 18, 2000 10:58 am ET
by soma of onthedefense
Who let the Dogs Out? Woof, Woof
woof woof-woof, who let the dogs out,
they wailed.
Haiku # 5320 December 18, 2000 10:08 am ET
by sonatine
An ode to Tivo:

Sony component
Learn my TV preferences
Record me some Cops
Haiku # 5319 December 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by Janis
i may well be weird
but at least i can spell it
and the word "loser"
Haiku # 5318 December 17, 2000 2:23 am ET
by ash
you people are wierd
all speaking drunken english
'bad' doesn't mean 'dumb'

nor does it imply
abandoning sanity.
seek mental health now
Haiku # 5317 December 16, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by soma of ontherampage
I simply can't wait
Four years of President Bush
Watch country crumble
Haiku # 5316 December 15, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Janis
after pregnant pause
america has produced
abortive results
Haiku # 5315 December 15, 2000 5:04 am ET
by ash
i don't like going
i quite like hanging around
procrastinating

i do like coming
i quite like taking my time
not masturbating
Haiku # 5314 December 15, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ash
sexing is the best
humping is even better
roar roar roar roar roar
Haiku # 5313 December 14, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you are dead tonight
killing we should go at night
blood blood we like blood
Haiku # 5312 December 14, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frozen mountain tops
Someone went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5311 December 14, 2000 8:59 pm ET
by Terence Wong
Frozen mountain tops
Somene went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5310 December 14, 2000 8:58 pm ET
by Terence Wong
she is destruction
an ill wind that carries plague
and the stench of death
Haiku # 5309 December 14, 2000 5:40 pm ET
by sheena
strange reflections move
in the mirrored corridors
in the silvered dark
Haiku # 5308 December 14, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by sheena
tears are a weakness
i should never have shown her
my cold enemy

still they spilled like fire
irrepressibly liquid
dark with fury, fear
Haiku # 5307 December 14, 2000 5:38 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
impassive, resigned
satisfied, closed off, locked up
her face is a wall

can i, should i be
as she is -- do i want to?
i don't know, don't know

too easily read
is wide open to heartbreak
humiliation
Haiku # 5306 December 14, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
Sexuality radiates
Oh, the joys of green
My eyes, their envy
Haiku # 5305 December 14, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
Slice, Dice, Fluff, Splice
Six hours plus Twelve K,
Yields 40 even on a bad day
Haiku # 5304 December 14, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
New career.
Nip and Tuck 10 day tours
First Miami
Then My-Oh-My
Haiku # 5303 December 14, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
Skilled hands artfully
Shifting fat from here to there
Oh, the joys of the knife.
Haiku # 5302 December 14, 2000 11:09 am ET
by alicia of rsf
Hung up with you and
Instantly phoned Meryl who
Confirmed you look great!
Haiku # 5301 December 14, 2000 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet