after pregnant pause
america has produced
abortive results

i don't like going
i quite like hanging around
procrastinating

i do like coming
i quite like taking my time
not masturbating

sexing is the best
humping is even better
roar roar roar roar roar

you are dead tonight
killing we should go at night
blood blood we like blood

Frozen mountain tops
Someone went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.

Frozen mountain tops
Somene went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.

she is destruction
an ill wind that carries plague
and the stench of death

strange reflections move
in the mirrored corridors
in the silvered dark

tears are a weakness
i should never have shown her
my cold enemy

still they spilled like fire
irrepressibly liquid
dark with fury, fear

impassive, resigned
satisfied, closed off, locked up
her face is a wall

can i, should i be
as she is -- do i want to?
i don't know, don't know

too easily read
is wide open to heartbreak
humiliation

Sexuality radiates
Oh, the joys of green
My eyes, their envy

Slice, Dice, Fluff, Splice
Six hours plus Twelve K,
Yields 40 even on a bad day

New career.
Nip and Tuck 10 day tours
First Miami
Then My-Oh-My

Skilled hands artfully
Shifting fat from here to there
Oh, the joys of the knife.

Hung up with you and
Instantly phoned Meryl who
Confirmed you look great!

my love is most like
a grizzly bear set on fire
and thrown from a bridge

christmas draws nearer
cicadas start carrolling
santa stepping out

Trent Reznor is hot
Unfortunately he's bad
How can I like him?

acuity loss
alcoholic beverage
some diplopia

christmas hollywood
came back as we hoped he would
and still jolly good

The phrase "fuck over":
Used in the imperative
Is so descriptive

Smoke some fucking crack
Is my one piece of advice
To flamebait poets

down with canada!
down with all you haiku sluts,
it is you that stink!

you do not know "bad"
even if you stepped in it,
and then coughed it up

a slight typo oops
i hate fucking homonyms
we one anyway

hey republicans
gore lost but we really one
tell Clarence Thomas

oh, the confusion
is it five two five three or
five two seven two

and here comes Christmas
stick out my toungue, say "WAAAZZZUPPP!"
grandma is confused

my love is like a
rat-filled cage locked on your head
for eternity

Oh gee Grandma Lee
I'm not in my school today
Because I am feeling SICK!!!!!!!!!!

Summer left behind
For Christmas in the US
Not swimming, snowing

Went down to the park
To watch the intense full moon
Rise over Birchgrove

Winter hit us hard
But who are we to complain
This is Canada

Jan has made some change,
Searches are now more complete,
life is wonderful.

how is it to be ?
seventeen syllables long
but five seven five

What is a Haiku?
Must it *always* be of seventeen
syllables?

hillside silhouette
distant rumble of thunder
hot still summer air

Please no seppuku
A vice is more productive
And more localized

tree holds onto leaves
dropping only few until
car parked in driveway

what is in a name?
well, if your name is Richard
that would be a dick

Sorry for absence
but i have a mean father
who grounds me a lot

season of king tides
water level way way low
marine life abounds

Give Dave a shoooouuuut
so we can meet at the pub
for some Xmas cheer

happy happy holidays
snow is falling (not here)
how 'bout some eggnog (spiked)

talking about bear
or something a bit bigger
the tears confuse me

It's time to stop me
Before I'm out of control
This horror must stop.

I don't really know
Why I started this haiku
Shouldn't have started

What once was so bad
Becomes very very bad
Haiku so so sad

Gotta perdy mouth
Or so the saying goes
From Deliverance

Which I haven't seen
But I have seen Deer Hunter
Which is not the same

Friday sounds perfect
Friendly Canadian drunks
Should give me a call

reincarnation
bad haiku rises again
poetic justice

one last bad haiku
before I do sepuku
I'm way overdue