Slice, Dice, Fluff, Splice
Six hours plus Twelve K,
Yields 40 even on a bad day
by Suz-E-Q
New career.
Nip and Tuck 10 day tours
First Miami
Then My-Oh-My
by Suz-E-Q
Skilled hands artfully
Shifting fat from here to there
Oh, the joys of the knife.
by alicia of rsf
Hung up with you and
Instantly phoned Meryl who
Confirmed you look great!
by Anonymous Poet
my love is most like
a grizzly bear set on fire
and thrown from a bridge
by Hollywood Bonfire
christmas draws nearer
cicadas start carrolling
santa stepping out
by ash
Trent Reznor is hot
Unfortunately he's bad
How can I like him?
by alien
acuity loss
alcoholic beverage
some diplopia
by ash
christmas hollywood
came back as we hoped he would
and still jolly good
by ash
The phrase "fuck over":
Used in the imperative
Is so descriptive
by Janis
Smoke some fucking crack
Is my one piece of advice
To flamebait poets
by Janis
down with canada!
down with all you haiku sluts,
it is you that stink!
you do not know "bad"
even if you stepped in it,
and then coughed it up
by soma of asfarfromcanadaaspossible
a slight typo oops
i hate fucking homonyms
we one anyway
by basho-labamba
hey republicans
gore lost but we really one
tell Clarence Thomas
by basho-matique of yes
oh, the confusion
is it five two five three or
five two seven two
by justme of venice
and here comes Christmas
stick out my toungue, say "WAAAZZZUPPP!"
grandma is confused
by Hollywood Bonfire
my love is like a
rat-filled cage locked on your head
for eternity
by Hollywood Bonfire
Oh gee Grandma Lee
I'm not in my school today
Because I am feeling SICK!!!!!!!!!!
by FROM-Nicole2grandmaLee of SAN DIEGO
Summer left behind
For Christmas in the US
Not swimming, snowing
by Monster
Went down to the park
To watch the intense full moon
Rise over Birchgrove
by Monster
Winter hit us hard
But who are we to complain
This is Canada
by Rob Mussat of St.Catharines, ON
Jan has made some change,
Searches are now more complete,
life is wonderful.
by Rick Curley, nyuck-nyuck-nyuck of Cleveland, OH
how is it to be ?
seventeen syllables long
but five seven five
by ash
What is a Haiku?
Must it *always* be of seventeen
syllables?
by sonatine
hillside silhouette
distant rumble of thunder
hot still summer air
by ash
Please no seppuku
A vice is more productive
And more localized
by Janis
tree holds onto leaves
dropping only few until
car parked in driveway
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
what is in a name?
well, if your name is Richard
that would be a dick
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Sorry for absence
but i have a mean father
who grounds me a lot
by Drake
season of king tides
water level way way low
marine life abounds
by ash
Give Dave a shoooouuuut
so we can meet at the pub
for some Xmas cheer
by Monty Hall of Venice
happy happy holidays
snow is falling (not here)
how 'bout some eggnog (spiked)
by etana of LA, CA
talking about bear
or something a bit bigger
the tears confuse me
by alien2 of venice
It's time to stop me
Before I'm out of control
This horror must stop.
by Jason
I don't really know
Why I started this haiku
Shouldn't have started
What once was so bad
Becomes very very bad
Haiku so so sad
by Jason
Gotta perdy mouth
Or so the saying goes
From Deliverance
Which I haven't seen
But I have seen Deer Hunter
Which is not the same
by Jason
Friday sounds perfect
Friendly Canadian drunks
Should give me a call
by Janis
reincarnation
bad haiku rises again
poetic justice
by ash
one last bad haiku
before I do sepuku
I'm way overdue
by basho-matique
How aboooot Friday
drinks with some fellow Canucks
at the local pub
by Monty Hall of Venice
a badly battered
chicken drumstick lies alone
on a greasy plate
by mount madonna mama
a badly battered
wreath of seaweed slammed again
on the winter beach
by mount madonna mama
The changes are few
The submit form is larger
Short is for losers
The main page also
Displays the top 100
Instead of 30
by Janis
North Padre Island
A naturrific mecca
With Coffeemate flames.
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Attention Poets:
Please visit the
searching page
It's all working now
by Janis
spare us the details
you've made a wicked mess so
kneel down and beg son
by basho-matique of possibly
should not have entered
but having pressed the button
blankly submitted
by ash
cold blue cylinder
matching my cyanosis
wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh
by ash
Thanks alot Kimster
The bad recommendation
Was really quite good
by Anonymous Poet
