Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77465 Haiku later...

O there is no shame
A love for the binary
Is noble indeed
Haiku # 5252, December 8, 2000 11:39 am ET
by Janis
Paraphernalia:
Perhaps homage should put the
Old mouth to the valve.
Haiku # 5251, December 8, 2000 11:35 am ET
by Janis
I'm hungry for some
french accents. Please give me a
soufl
Haiku # 5250, December 8, 2000 10:19 am ET
by Aaron
initiates smile
the message is obvious
creamed cheshire cheesy
Haiku # 5249, December 7, 2000 10:25 pm ET
by ash
and why let it go
once i get a hold on it
Hmmm the mind races
Haiku # 5248, December 7, 2000 9:02 pm ET
by homage
cannot laugh again
janis, until I know what
a "valve pussy" is
Haiku # 5247, December 7, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by homage
this site is on drugs
why, just look down there below
it's been dropping e's
Haiku # 5246, December 7, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ash
whip it good , janis
my gas is as good as yours
the crme de la crme
Haiku # 5245, December 7, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by ash
I look to my right:
It's, "The gum that tastes like soap"
And a gold scepter.
Haiku # 5244, December 7, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by Janis
conceptual love
fetish of commodities,
all things are on sale

i am not a thing
i'll die before selling out
Pepsi sure beats Coke
Haiku # 5243, December 7, 2000 2:55 pm ET
by soma of communistcalifornia
I represent me
being representation,
im essentailized

i cant believe me
in love with zeros and ones
it transcends the real
Haiku # 5242, December 7, 2000 2:48 pm ET
by soma of palyingwithit
Friends in Toronto
I miss them so very much
I will be home soon
Haiku # 5241, December 7, 2000 2:28 pm ET
by Janis
walking on poo poo
goodness gracious my oh me
thine smile makes me cry
Haiku # 5240, December 7, 2000 8:28 am ET
by alien
Haiku # 5239, December 7, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome to my house
smack that bitch up, dig
The whore of amor
Haiku # 5238, December 7, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Cornelia
Oh Now I see it
If I write this long enough
The line will cut words
Haiku # 5237, December 6, 2000 8:49 pm ET
by Steg of NY
Vivid imagery
Reconstruction is complete
One fine Thanksgiving
Haiku # 5236, December 6, 2000 6:42 pm ET
by Janis
Psychic connection
Anaesthetics in balloons
Fine relaxation
Haiku # 5235, December 6, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by Janis
caught your breath, janis
volatile anaesthetics
inspirational
Haiku # 5234, December 6, 2000 4:42 pm ET
by ash
Oh leave me to my
Multi subobject mapping
Tis all I have left
Haiku # 5233, December 6, 2000 12:38 am ET
by Janis
visual insult
jellied orb beyond repair
come on down glass eye
Haiku # 5232, December 5, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
blink or bullet
there's no hole in the eyelid
must be the bullet
Haiku # 5231, December 5, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cap him in the eye
if he's kneeling he might live
sinus yes brain no
Haiku # 5230, December 5, 2000 6:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A word to the wise
Don't fuck with my computer
I know where you live
Haiku # 5229, December 5, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It occurred to me
This site has relaunched again
Thumbs up to Janis
Haiku # 5228, December 5, 2000 2:32 pm ET
by Monster
Forgive my absence
While I nurse my wounded pride
And drown my sorrows
Haiku # 5227, December 5, 2000 2:22 pm ET
by Monster
Mind your manners eh
I'll pop a cap in your ass
Execution style
Haiku # 5226, December 5, 2000 2:16 pm ET
by Monster
Let's form a faction
Called the Nation of Boozers
And hit the sauce hard
Haiku # 5225, December 5, 2000 2:13 pm ET
by Monster
Share the fun you say
What's fun about fizzy drinks
Without alcohol
Haiku # 5224, December 5, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Monster
Looks like it's working
Bad Haiku is back, baby
Let's make poetry.
Haiku # 5223, December 5, 2000 11:49 am ET
by Aaron
test2
Haiku # 5222, December 5, 2000 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
test1
Haiku # 5221, December 5, 2000 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Macromedia
The worst software company
In the whole world
Haiku # 5220, December 5, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Janis
On the server now
Nothing seems very broken
Not yet, anyway
Haiku # 5214, December 4, 2000 11:17 pm ET
by Janis
Let's see if we can
get this working tonight, eh
I want to go home.
Haiku # 5213, December 4, 2000 11:08 pm ET
by A tester friend
I scream it aloud:
What the fuck is that error
Undocumented
Haiku # 5212, December 4, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by Janis
Smooth telnet session
Command line variables
Beyond my control
Haiku # 5210, December 4, 2000 10:55 pm ET
by Janis
Laugh all you want to
Let go of the valve pussy
Feel the air breathing
Haiku # 5209, December 4, 2000 10:53 pm ET
by Janis
The forked database
Would crash unstable programs
Microsoft asleep
Haiku # 5205, December 4, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
Haiku # 5204, December 4, 2000 10:15 pm ET
by asdf of asdf
a nice cup of tea
a bex and a good lie down
put on the billy
Haiku # 5199, December 3, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by ash
lost in cyberspace
bad haiku is outta site
come back soon, y'hear
Haiku # 5198, December 3, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by ash
testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest
Haiku # 5197, December 2, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by test of test, TE
testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest
Haiku # 5196, December 2, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by test
In the mist we see
The everlasting opaque
To flee is futile
Haiku # 5195, December 2, 2000 10:38 am ET
by Drake
ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you
Haiku # 5194, December 2, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Drake
ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you
Haiku # 5193, December 2, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Drake
living with the past
i couldn't share her present
excelling elsewhere
Haiku # 5192, December 2, 2000 12:27 am ET
by ash
ash what did you do?
has your "antipodean arse"
Bushwhacked bad haiku?

Haiku # 5191, December 1, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test
Haiku # 5190, December 1, 2000 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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