visual insult
jellied orb beyond repair
come on down glass eye

blink or bullet
there's no hole in the eyelid
must be the bullet

cap him in the eye
if he's kneeling he might live
sinus yes brain no

A word to the wise
Don't fuck with my computer
I know where you live

It occurred to me
This site has relaunched again
Thumbs up to Janis

Forgive my absence
While I nurse my wounded pride
And drown my sorrows

Mind your manners eh
I'll pop a cap in your ass
Execution style

Let's form a faction
Called the Nation of Boozers
And hit the sauce hard

Share the fun you say
What's fun about fizzy drinks
Without alcohol

Looks like it's working
Bad Haiku is back, baby
Let's make poetry.

test2

test1

Macromedia
The worst software company
In the whole world

On the server now
Nothing seems very broken
Not yet, anyway

Let's see if we can
get this working tonight, eh
I want to go home.

I scream it aloud:
What the fuck is that error
Undocumented

Smooth telnet session
Command line variables
Beyond my control

Laugh all you want to
Let go of the valve pussy
Feel the air breathing

The forked database
Would crash unstable programs
Microsoft asleep

asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf

a nice cup of tea
a bex and a good lie down
put on the billy

lost in cyberspace
bad haiku is outta site
come back soon, y'hear

testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest

testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest

In the mist we see
The everlasting opaque
To flee is futile

ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you

ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you

living with the past
i couldn't share her present
excelling elsewhere

ash what did you do?
has your "antipodean arse"
Bushwhacked bad haiku?

test

test

living with the past
i can't accept her present
beyond excellence

living with the past
i couldn't read her present
beyond excellence

In the Midst of Night
Darkness Rules, Plaguing deamons
Unsure fate at dawn

i guess it was right
that these are bad
very bad haikus

vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial

vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial

texas taxes as
janis trips above the beach
fly high icarus

immense thunderclap
car alarms scream in panic
daylight disappears

Too blue for the moon
The castle-white wall reflects
All in blue. Me?

Texas Vacation
Experiment with ones mind
On the sunny beach

Soma oh Soma
You have such an aroma
Potstickers are good

About the women
So, if you get drunk enough
They leave you alone

soma bonfire-phile
may you summon a master
you jerk off wildly

voting for losers
somewhat appropriately
neither really wins

level playing field
my antipodean arse
we'll all be bushwacked

Did you hear the news?
Chad is pregnant! Is that good?
How do we read it?

presidents scuffle
like maniac four-year-olds
don't bite his leg, now!

on religion posts:

the divine's present
the question is just whether
you acknowledge it

T-boner is right
his best advice on women:
just duck and cover

leather against skin
hand gently slips down my pants
i jerk off wildly

heated breath on neck
spinning u-turns under sheets
she jerks off wildly