Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Haiku # 5197, December 2, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by test of test, TE
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Haiku # 5196, December 2, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by test
In the mist we see
The everlasting opaque
To flee is futile
Haiku # 5195, December 2, 2000 10:38 am ET
by Drake
ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you
Haiku # 5194, December 2, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Drake
ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you
Haiku # 5193, December 2, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Drake
living with the past
i couldn't share her present
excelling elsewhere
Haiku # 5192, December 2, 2000 12:27 am ET
by ash
ash what did you do?
has your "antipodean arse"
Bushwhacked bad haiku?

Haiku # 5191, December 1, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 5190, December 1, 2000 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test
Haiku # 5189, December 1, 2000 3:22 pm ET
by Janis
living with the past
i can't accept her present
beyond excellence
Haiku # 5188, November 30, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by ash
living with the past
i couldn't read her present
beyond excellence
Haiku # 5187, November 30, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by ash
In the Midst of Night
Darkness Rules, Plaguing deamons
Unsure fate at dawn
Haiku # 5186, November 30, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by david taylor
i guess it was right
that these are bad
very bad haikus
Haiku # 5185, November 30, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by drake
vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial
Haiku # 5184, November 30, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial
Haiku # 5183, November 30, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
texas taxes as
janis trips above the beach
fly high icarus
Haiku # 5182, November 30, 2000 10:53 am ET
by submit2haiku
immense thunderclap
car alarms scream in panic
daylight disappears
Haiku # 5181, November 30, 2000 3:07 am ET
by ash
Too blue for the moon
The castle-white wall reflects
All in blue. Me?
Haiku # 5180, November 30, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Totsu
Texas Vacation
Experiment with ones mind
On the sunny beach
Haiku # 5179, November 29, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by janis
Soma oh Soma
You have such an aroma
Potstickers are good

About the women
So, if you get drunk enough
They leave you alone
Haiku # 5178, November 29, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyland,CA
soma bonfire-phile
may you summon a master
you jerk off wildly
Haiku # 5177, November 29, 2000 3:37 am ET
by ash
voting for losers
somewhat appropriately
neither really wins
Haiku # 5176, November 29, 2000 3:32 am ET
by ash
level playing field
my antipodean arse
we'll all be bushwacked
Haiku # 5175, November 29, 2000 3:23 am ET
by ash
Did you hear the news?
Chad is pregnant! Is that good?
How do we read it?
Haiku # 5174, November 27, 2000 7:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
presidents scuffle
like maniac four-year-olds
don't bite his leg, now!
Haiku # 5173, November 27, 2000 6:18 pm ET
by sheena@wearyofpolitics
on religion posts:

the divine's present
the question is just whether
you acknowledge it
Haiku # 5172, November 27, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by sheena
T-boner is right
his best advice on women:
just duck and cover
Haiku # 5171, November 27, 2000 8:09 am ET
by soma of notatworktoday
leather against skin
hand gently slips down my pants
i jerk off wildly

heated breath on neck
spinning u-turns under sheets
she jerks off wildly
Haiku # 5170, November 27, 2000 8:03 am ET
by soma of gettinouty
free robert downey
do us all a big favour
lock up jim carrey
Haiku # 5169, November 27, 2000 4:50 am ET
by ash
only the oak trees
holding on to their leaves now
the wind is moaning
Haiku # 5168, November 26, 2000 12:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hot moist breath exhaled
into cupped gloved hands returns
feeling to lace boots
Haiku # 5167, November 26, 2000 12:35 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the frozen river
creaking as the tide rises
startles a small bird
Haiku # 5166, November 26, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
golden hues of morning
tell me to rise and shine
where is my warnm bed?
Haiku # 5165, November 26, 2000 1:22 am ET
by sadamme of humboldt vo.
galvanized by fear
bare feet skim the hot pavement
outdistancing rats
Haiku # 5164, November 24, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
galvanized metal
roof percussing in the wind
equator's music

Haiku # 5163, November 24, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
monumental angst
a fashion accessory
for the insecure
Haiku # 5162, November 23, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by ash
no need to struggle
the world is ridiculous
relax and accept
Haiku # 5161, November 23, 2000 11:22 pm ET
by ash
jesus and prozac
depressed about depression
only the lonely
Haiku # 5160, November 23, 2000 10:35 pm ET
by soma of onthepharmacuticals
ronins been busy
pontificating haiku
and his religion
Haiku # 5159, November 23, 2000 10:29 pm ET
by soma of inthevalley
.....no more macho shit
i am thus my own true friend
.that wife's mine...am happy
Haiku # 5158, November 23, 2000 9:06 pm ET
by ronin@hisownfriend
..friend's wife, to be sure
well, waddaya expect, huh...
....second-chance romance?
Haiku # 5157, November 23, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by ronin@;--)
....heeded your advise
am now off to Singapore...
...but with wife in tow
Haiku # 5156, November 23, 2000 8:51 pm ET
by ronin
i believe in God
i believe in family
i believe in man
Haiku # 5155, November 23, 2000 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@thebrightside
..we dont argue God
we cant hypotheticate
...its experiential
Haiku # 5153, November 23, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by ronin@heyamos
Deep into the void...
a plunge:
an ocean of thorns.
Haiku # 5152, November 23, 2000 8:43 pm ET
by ronin@thelast3werebyjapanesemastersbutthisshithereismine
sheena's been busy
baking her juicy turkey
in thick haiku sauce
Haiku # 5151, November 23, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by soma
thanksgiving for what?
consuming until you puke,
and dead indians

not enough turkey
starving in 3rd world countries
we shall binge then purge
Haiku # 5150, November 23, 2000 8:25 pm ET
by soma of *#!@^~)(#
okay wish me luck
hope i get home safe tonight
guess we'll see, won't we?
Haiku # 5149, November 23, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by sheena
it's kind of scary
when the whole building echoes
this is so 'blair witch'
Haiku # 5148, November 23, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by sheena
lonely thanksgiving
working in an empty place
my music is all
Haiku # 5147, November 23, 2000 1:05 pm ET
by sheena
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