Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Soma oh Soma
You have such an aroma
Potstickers are good

About the women
So, if you get drunk enough
They leave you alone
Haiku # 5178, November 29, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyland,CA
soma bonfire-phile
may you summon a master
you jerk off wildly
Haiku # 5177, November 29, 2000 3:37 am ET
by ash
voting for losers
somewhat appropriately
neither really wins
Haiku # 5176, November 29, 2000 3:32 am ET
by ash
level playing field
my antipodean arse
we'll all be bushwacked
Haiku # 5175, November 29, 2000 3:23 am ET
by ash
Did you hear the news?
Chad is pregnant! Is that good?
How do we read it?
Haiku # 5174, November 27, 2000 7:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
presidents scuffle
like maniac four-year-olds
don't bite his leg, now!
Haiku # 5173, November 27, 2000 6:18 pm ET
by sheena@wearyofpolitics
on religion posts:

the divine's present
the question is just whether
you acknowledge it
Haiku # 5172, November 27, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by sheena
T-boner is right
his best advice on women:
just duck and cover
Haiku # 5171, November 27, 2000 8:09 am ET
by soma of notatworktoday
leather against skin
hand gently slips down my pants
i jerk off wildly

heated breath on neck
spinning u-turns under sheets
she jerks off wildly
Haiku # 5170, November 27, 2000 8:03 am ET
by soma of gettinouty
free robert downey
do us all a big favour
lock up jim carrey
Haiku # 5169, November 27, 2000 4:50 am ET
by ash
only the oak trees
holding on to their leaves now
the wind is moaning
Haiku # 5168, November 26, 2000 12:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hot moist breath exhaled
into cupped gloved hands returns
feeling to lace boots
Haiku # 5167, November 26, 2000 12:35 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the frozen river
creaking as the tide rises
startles a small bird
Haiku # 5166, November 26, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
golden hues of morning
tell me to rise and shine
where is my warnm bed?
Haiku # 5165, November 26, 2000 1:22 am ET
by sadamme of humboldt vo.
galvanized by fear
bare feet skim the hot pavement
outdistancing rats
Haiku # 5164, November 24, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
galvanized metal
roof percussing in the wind
equator's music

Haiku # 5163, November 24, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
monumental angst
a fashion accessory
for the insecure
Haiku # 5162, November 23, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by ash
no need to struggle
the world is ridiculous
relax and accept
Haiku # 5161, November 23, 2000 11:22 pm ET
by ash
jesus and prozac
depressed about depression
only the lonely
Haiku # 5160, November 23, 2000 10:35 pm ET
by soma of onthepharmacuticals
ronins been busy
pontificating haiku
and his religion
Haiku # 5159, November 23, 2000 10:29 pm ET
by soma of inthevalley
.....no more macho shit
i am thus my own true friend
.that wife's mine...am happy
Haiku # 5158, November 23, 2000 9:06 pm ET
by ronin@hisownfriend
..friend's wife, to be sure
well, waddaya expect, huh...
....second-chance romance?
Haiku # 5157, November 23, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by ronin@;--)
....heeded your advise
am now off to Singapore...
...but with wife in tow
Haiku # 5156, November 23, 2000 8:51 pm ET
by ronin
i believe in God
i believe in family
i believe in man
Haiku # 5155, November 23, 2000 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@thebrightside
..we dont argue God
we cant hypotheticate
...its experiential
Haiku # 5153, November 23, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by ronin@heyamos
Deep into the void...
a plunge:
an ocean of thorns.
Haiku # 5152, November 23, 2000 8:43 pm ET
by ronin@thelast3werebyjapanesemastersbutthisshithereismine
sheena's been busy
baking her juicy turkey
in thick haiku sauce
Haiku # 5151, November 23, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by soma
thanksgiving for what?
consuming until you puke,
and dead indians

not enough turkey
starving in 3rd world countries
we shall binge then purge
Haiku # 5150, November 23, 2000 8:25 pm ET
by soma of *#!@^~)(#
okay wish me luck
hope i get home safe tonight
guess we'll see, won't we?
Haiku # 5149, November 23, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by sheena
it's kind of scary
when the whole building echoes
this is so 'blair witch'
Haiku # 5148, November 23, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by sheena
lonely thanksgiving
working in an empty place
my music is all
Haiku # 5147, November 23, 2000 1:05 pm ET
by sheena
she's a stupenda
that marvellous pudenda
where will it end, huh ?
Haiku # 5146, November 22, 2000 6:46 pm ET
by ash
let me warm my ears
between your milky-white thighs
panties optional
Haiku # 5145, November 22, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
*wild card*

i've held luckless hands
but i feel like i've drawn now
not aces - jokers
Haiku # 5144, November 22, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by sheena
this cold winter wind
makes some things clear in my mind
ravelled balls rewind
Haiku # 5143, November 22, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by sheena
all the moths have gone
where butterflies sleep dusty
dreams and nightmares die
Haiku # 5142, November 22, 2000 3:55 pm ET
by sheena
blue peninsula.............
sounds like some fine dream to me
but i'm wide awake
Haiku # 5141, November 22, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by sheena
hey frenchy tis cool
was just having sucky day
thanks for worrying...
Haiku # 5140, November 22, 2000 3:49 pm ET
by sheena
bad haiku, struggling
to be good little poems;
buoyed by irony...
Haiku # 5139, November 22, 2000 3:23 pm ET
by Homage
words so easily
misinterpreted and not
often understood

antagonizing
emotions rattle my brain
constantly whirling
Haiku # 5138, November 22, 2000 12:54 pm ET
by jasper of swimminginapoolodreams
Haiku # 5137, November 22, 2000 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blew it yet again
just to keep you on your toes
ennui ? pas du tout
Haiku # 5136, November 22, 2000 6:23 am ET
by ash
ennui ? pas moi
feel that humidity rise
summer's a-coming
Haiku # 5135, November 22, 2000 3:53 am ET
by ash
unexpectedly
freshening winds of change blow
and the world is turned
Haiku # 5134, November 22, 2000 3:49 am ET
by ash
saunter blindly as
puppets tied to many strings
are we all but sheep?
Haiku # 5133, November 22, 2000 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gripped by daft passion
sometimes my heart feels too much
sleep will never come
Haiku # 5132, November 21, 2000 11:59 pm ET
by anonymous of inadazedstateomind
How you doing Ash
A fellow Sydney sider
As bored as I am
Haiku # 5131, November 21, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
turn the rusty knob
am i ready to reveal?
open my souls door
Haiku # 5130, November 21, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by jasper of inasmogfilledhaven
Glad the power's back!
Only one thing is missing.
Where are you Sheena?
Haiku # 5129, November 21, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by frenchy
A brain in a vat?
Why then, this intricate vat...
Slowly Killing Me?
Haiku # 5128, November 21, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by eob1kanobi
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