Bad Haiku
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Haiku # 5137, November 22, 2000 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blew it yet again
just to keep you on your toes
ennui ? pas du tout
Haiku # 5136, November 22, 2000 6:23 am ET
by ash
ennui ? pas moi
feel that humidity rise
summer's a-coming
Haiku # 5135, November 22, 2000 3:53 am ET
by ash
unexpectedly
freshening winds of change blow
and the world is turned
Haiku # 5134, November 22, 2000 3:49 am ET
by ash
saunter blindly as
puppets tied to many strings
are we all but sheep?
Haiku # 5133, November 22, 2000 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gripped by daft passion
sometimes my heart feels too much
sleep will never come
Haiku # 5132, November 21, 2000 11:59 pm ET
by anonymous of inadazedstateomind
How you doing Ash
A fellow Sydney sider
As bored as I am
Haiku # 5131, November 21, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
turn the rusty knob
am i ready to reveal?
open my souls door
Haiku # 5130, November 21, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by jasper of inasmogfilledhaven
Glad the power's back!
Only one thing is missing.
Where are you Sheena?
Haiku # 5129, November 21, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by frenchy
A brain in a vat?
Why then, this intricate vat...
Slowly Killing Me?
Haiku # 5128, November 21, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by eob1kanobi
My own Universe...
Of which you all are apart...
Exists in my Head.
Haiku # 5127, November 21, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by eob1kanobi
Can not be Defined?
God is a Social-Science...
Science is a God?
Haiku # 5126, November 21, 2000 12:05 pm ET
by eob1kanobi of Humboldt
My curious flake
Spontaneous companion
Why value reason
Haiku # 5125, November 21, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by Janis
Impulsive logic
The agressive underdog
Jupiter barren
Haiku # 5124, November 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Janis
Summer opinion
tolerant philosopher
this eternal high
Haiku # 5123, November 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Janis
What happened you ask?
Site down for many hours
Bad Power Failure
Haiku # 5122, November 20, 2000 11:53 pm ET
by Janis
oh!u fuckin men
of dull minds and little wit
leave me fuckin be

drinking of knowledge:
fill my rotting dried up mind
u who mentors me
Haiku # 5121, November 20, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by jasper
mind never at ease
pass me the bottle u punk
sweet serenity
Haiku # 5120, November 20, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by jasper of lostintime
What the hell happened?
Tons of posts , then nothing.
Where's all the humor?
Haiku # 5119, November 20, 2000 1:42 pm ET
by frenchy
asleep on my lap
completely limp and relaxed
warming my belly
Haiku # 5118, November 18, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by ash
saturated air
gentle persistent patter
intoxicating
Haiku # 5117, November 18, 2000 2:38 am ET
by ash
building excitement
a hand job in florida
gives head to the states
Haiku # 5116, November 18, 2000 12:11 am ET
by ash
realisation
festering protoplasm
curse mortality
Haiku # 5115, November 17, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by ash
tropical showers
indigo jacaranda
distant horizons
Haiku # 5114, November 17, 2000 10:09 pm ET
by ash
hibernating acorns sleep
while squirrel's heart
beats wildly,bursting
Haiku # 5113, November 17, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by jersey george
shot myself in eye
avoid looking at penis
while masturbating
Haiku # 5112, November 17, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
Got soma on trip
Heading to Oak Land, that's south
When will he return
Don't whine little one
The Soma will return soon
Please bring potstickers!
Haiku # 5111, November 17, 2000 1:04 pm ET
by T-boner of Bedrock
It is quite a strech
to go from squishing the moths
to killing yourself.
Haiku # 5110, November 17, 2000 4:57 am ET
by frenchy
Is it all that bad?
maybe you just need a friend?
I will volunteer...
Haiku # 5109, November 17, 2000 4:55 am ET
by frenchy
Falling in the wind
a gust
of evergreen leaves.
Haiku # 5108, November 16, 2000 9:50 pm ET
by ronin
Hitodama de
yuku kisan ja
natsa no hara
Haiku # 5107, November 16, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
Tabi ni yande
Yume wa kareno o
Kakemeguru
Haiku # 5106, November 16, 2000 9:43 pm ET
by ronin
two Volvos collide
in Stop&Shop parking lot
no one is injured
Haiku # 5105, November 16, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by basho-moronicus of east
a brick for a buck
I bought them all and engraved
your number on each.
Haiku # 5104, November 16, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by basho-sowhat of optional
you wouldn't have a
Zippo handy wouldya? I
feel like torchin this.
Haiku # 5103, November 16, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by basho-de-luxe of no
I plumb the depths of life
oops I miss-spoke. Alas, the
depths of life plumb me.
Haiku # 5102, November 16, 2000 6:06 pm ET
by bashomatique of yes
butterfly ballots
fluttering in Florida
a new era dawns
Haiku # 5101, November 16, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by bashomatique of none
degrees fahrenheit
the temp of combustion
when it all burns down
Haiku # 5100, November 16, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by sheena
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5099, November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5098, November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God really is dead.
no, i'm not an athiest
i never had "faith"

it seems evident
we've exchanged "god" for "science"
neither define me
Haiku # 5097, November 16, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by soma of onthewayaudi5gs
it doesn't make sense
it's not because i'm stupid
it's because i'm not
Haiku # 5096, November 16, 2000 3:58 am ET
by ash
it is hard to see
the problem for most people
remains transparent
Haiku # 5095, November 16, 2000 3:19 am ET
by ash
my education :
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them

Haiku # 5094, November 16, 2000 3:14 am ET
by ash
T-boner's got it
an extreme case of boredom
or maybe rickets

He's no less a slave
except he can't inhale fumes
office glue will work
Haiku # 5092, November 15, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by soma of sdrawkcabssa
everyday i live,
i die a little bit more:
just treading water

self preservation
for the glory of Being
certainly unsure
Haiku # 5091, November 15, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by soma
it wasn't the moths
crunched carapaces aside-
why i suicide

is more a comment
on the universe at large
and my own troubles
Haiku # 5090, November 15, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
been there, done that T
wassamatta 'varsity
my alma mater!
Haiku # 5089, November 15, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
good point there ash
'bout fresh long johns, however
wasn't that last year?
Haiku # 5088, November 15, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
I like bad poems
they are more honest to me
than good commercials
Haiku # 5087, November 15, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by tapman
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