Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Is it all that bad?
maybe you just need a friend?
I will volunteer...
Haiku # 5109, November 17, 2000 4:55 am ET
by frenchy
Falling in the wind
a gust
of evergreen leaves.
Haiku # 5108, November 16, 2000 9:50 pm ET
by ronin
Hitodama de
yuku kisan ja
natsa no hara
Haiku # 5107, November 16, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
Tabi ni yande
Yume wa kareno o
Kakemeguru
Haiku # 5106, November 16, 2000 9:43 pm ET
by ronin
two Volvos collide
in Stop&Shop parking lot
no one is injured
Haiku # 5105, November 16, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by basho-moronicus of east
a brick for a buck
I bought them all and engraved
your number on each.
Haiku # 5104, November 16, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by basho-sowhat of optional
you wouldn't have a
Zippo handy wouldya? I
feel like torchin this.
Haiku # 5103, November 16, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by basho-de-luxe of no
I plumb the depths of life
oops I miss-spoke. Alas, the
depths of life plumb me.
Haiku # 5102, November 16, 2000 6:06 pm ET
by bashomatique of yes
butterfly ballots
fluttering in Florida
a new era dawns
Haiku # 5101, November 16, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by bashomatique of none
degrees fahrenheit
the temp of combustion
when it all burns down
Haiku # 5100, November 16, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by sheena
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5099, November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5098, November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God really is dead.
no, i'm not an athiest
i never had "faith"

it seems evident
we've exchanged "god" for "science"
neither define me
Haiku # 5097, November 16, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by soma of onthewayaudi5gs
it doesn't make sense
it's not because i'm stupid
it's because i'm not
Haiku # 5096, November 16, 2000 3:58 am ET
by ash
it is hard to see
the problem for most people
remains transparent
Haiku # 5095, November 16, 2000 3:19 am ET
by ash
my education :
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them

Haiku # 5094, November 16, 2000 3:14 am ET
by ash
T-boner's got it
an extreme case of boredom
or maybe rickets

He's no less a slave
except he can't inhale fumes
office glue will work
Haiku # 5092, November 15, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by soma of sdrawkcabssa
everyday i live,
i die a little bit more:
just treading water

self preservation
for the glory of Being
certainly unsure
Haiku # 5091, November 15, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by soma
it wasn't the moths
crunched carapaces aside-
why i suicide

is more a comment
on the universe at large
and my own troubles
Haiku # 5090, November 15, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
been there, done that T
wassamatta 'varsity
my alma mater!
Haiku # 5089, November 15, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
good point there ash
'bout fresh long johns, however
wasn't that last year?
Haiku # 5088, November 15, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
I like bad poems
they are more honest to me
than good commercials
Haiku # 5087, November 15, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by tapman
I am the sand man
Grind me a tune on your paint
I am the Ospho
Haiku # 5086, November 15, 2000 10:18 am ET
by T-boner of Wassamatta U
In hail the paint fumes
Ap ply th os fo So ma
Blow buggers of paint
Haiku # 5085, November 15, 2000 10:15 am ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
Soma-o-Soma
Get with the program will ya?
Pass me the Whiskey.
Haiku # 5084, November 15, 2000 10:13 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wud
new century looms
time for a change of venue
and clean underwear
Haiku # 5083, November 15, 2000 4:25 am ET
by ash
....a pale rose, withered
fallen it lay on the Persian:
......heart forever lost
Haiku # 5082, November 15, 2000 3:02 am ET
by ronin@thefallenone
oblivious thought
are you wacky on the junk
or cartoon turned bad
Haiku # 5081, November 15, 2000 1:46 am ET
by jasper of ablankspaceintime
feeling your heartbeat
laying naked..beads of sweat
glisten my forehead
Haiku # 5080, November 15, 2000 1:35 am ET
by jasper of landofstrawberryfields
That soup was left out
while we were at the cabin.
Don't let him eat it.
Haiku # 5079, November 14, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
Be more lenient.
I hate you hitting the kids.
I'll leave you, I swear.
Haiku # 5078, November 14, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
if they only knew
what I am really thinking
they would stay away
Haiku # 5077, November 14, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i just dont get it
whats the human condition?
mechanization
Haiku # 5076, November 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by soma of deepinsideyoucomputy
this cannot be truth:
the "real" is just "apparent"
both are temporal

subjective to me
objectivity hidden
"i" am all there is
Haiku # 5075, November 14, 2000 2:18 pm ET
by soma of asfarfromyouaspossible
that shit is fucked up.
totally and completely.
I mean really fucked.
Haiku # 5074, November 14, 2000 12:08 pm ET
by frenchy
sheena, please relax.
those nutty moths are just pests.
don't get too extreme.
Haiku # 5073, November 14, 2000 11:39 am ET
by frenchy
Direct X 8's out
So play the game of the year
D Day Normandy
Haiku # 5072, November 13, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by {THC}SsSoCiOpAtHsS of June 6, 1944, Omaha Beach
a school of small clouds
soft grey fish in a pale sea
winter ev'ning falls
Haiku # 5071, November 13, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
^^CADET^^

okay, whatever
i'm spaced and dazed, don't need weed
floating tranquilly
Haiku # 5070, November 13, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
glad you survived, ash
but thought you oz citizen?
confusion stays
Haiku # 5069, November 13, 2000 4:39 pm ET
by sheena
convenient lapse
socially awkward hiccups
are more polite here
Haiku # 5068, November 13, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, why d'you think
that i'm a chick-lovin' chick?
i prefer straight *hic*
Haiku # 5067, November 13, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by sheena
"you missed me?"

aw frenchy, how sweet
just when i was going to
kill myself tonight
Haiku # 5066, November 13, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
what happened, Sheena?
I doubt it was the moths.
wish you would come back.
Haiku # 5065, November 13, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by frenchy
her face in his neck
her cheek hot from his stubble
she pants and tears flow
Haiku # 5064, November 13, 2000 7:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
freezing feet like heat
seeking missles zero in
on warm body parts
Haiku # 5063, November 13, 2000 7:13 am ET
by mount madonna mama
crisp icy moonlight
creeps slowly up the blankets
baby's eyes flutter
Haiku # 5062, November 13, 2000 7:10 am ET
by mount madonna mama
when the red oak leaves
fall they mostly land face down
aerodynamics
Haiku # 5061, November 13, 2000 7:06 am ET
by mount madonna mama
hearing the cats cry
she turns restlessly in bed
sighing she rises
Haiku # 5060, November 13, 2000 7:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
.....a petrified rose
lies fallen on the carpet
...damn my snoring wife
Haiku # 5059, November 13, 2000 7:00 am ET
by whomever
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