Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
oblivious thought
are you wacky on the junk
or cartoon turned bad
Haiku # 5081 November 15, 2000 1:46 am ET
by jasper of ablankspaceintime
feeling your heartbeat
laying naked..beads of sweat
glisten my forehead
Haiku # 5080 November 15, 2000 1:35 am ET
by jasper of landofstrawberryfields
That soup was left out
while we were at the cabin.
Don't let him eat it.
Haiku # 5079 November 14, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
Be more lenient.
I hate you hitting the kids.
I'll leave you, I swear.
Haiku # 5078 November 14, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
if they only knew
what I am really thinking
they would stay away
Haiku # 5077 November 14, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i just dont get it
whats the human condition?
mechanization
Haiku # 5076 November 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by soma of deepinsideyoucomputy
this cannot be truth:
the "real" is just "apparent"
both are temporal

subjective to me
objectivity hidden
"i" am all there is
Haiku # 5075 November 14, 2000 2:18 pm ET
by soma of asfarfromyouaspossible
that shit is fucked up.
totally and completely.
I mean really fucked.
Haiku # 5074 November 14, 2000 12:08 pm ET
by frenchy
sheena, please relax.
those nutty moths are just pests.
don't get too extreme.
Haiku # 5073 November 14, 2000 11:39 am ET
by frenchy
Direct X 8's out
So play the game of the year
D Day Normandy
Haiku # 5072 November 13, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by {THC}SsSoCiOpAtHsS of June 6, 1944, Omaha Beach
a school of small clouds
soft grey fish in a pale sea
winter ev'ning falls
Haiku # 5071 November 13, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
^^CADET^^

okay, whatever
i'm spaced and dazed, don't need weed
floating tranquilly
Haiku # 5070 November 13, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
glad you survived, ash
but thought you oz citizen?
confusion stays
Haiku # 5069 November 13, 2000 4:39 pm ET
by sheena
convenient lapse
socially awkward hiccups
are more polite here
Haiku # 5068 November 13, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, why d'you think
that i'm a chick-lovin' chick?
i prefer straight *hic*
Haiku # 5067 November 13, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by sheena
"you missed me?"

aw frenchy, how sweet
just when i was going to
kill myself tonight
Haiku # 5066 November 13, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
what happened, Sheena?
I doubt it was the moths.
wish you would come back.
Haiku # 5065 November 13, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by frenchy
her face in his neck
her cheek hot from his stubble
she pants and tears flow
Haiku # 5064 November 13, 2000 7:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
freezing feet like heat
seeking missles zero in
on warm body parts
Haiku # 5063 November 13, 2000 7:13 am ET
by mount madonna mama
crisp icy moonlight
creeps slowly up the blankets
baby's eyes flutter
Haiku # 5062 November 13, 2000 7:10 am ET
by mount madonna mama
when the red oak leaves
fall they mostly land face down
aerodynamics
Haiku # 5061 November 13, 2000 7:06 am ET
by mount madonna mama
hearing the cats cry
she turns restlessly in bed
sighing she rises
Haiku # 5060 November 13, 2000 7:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
.....a petrified rose
lies fallen on the carpet
...damn my snoring wife
Haiku # 5059 November 13, 2000 7:00 am ET
by whomever
touch of mother's hand
doesn't change a fucking thing
still there's magic there
Haiku # 5058 November 13, 2000 6:59 am ET
by mount madonna mama
from a satellite
the world is pixels across
on our monitors
Haiku # 5057 November 13, 2000 3:43 am ET
by ash
.....a slight revision:


...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
....falls on brown earth
Haiku # 5056 November 13, 2000 3:10 am ET
by ronin@withaliterarylicenseshit
surrounded by love
i can be a smug bastard
so eat your heart out
Haiku # 5055 November 13, 2000 2:56 am ET
by ash
Be right back a sap
Good game, Laughin my ass off
I'm laughin out loud
Haiku # 5054 November 12, 2000 9:25 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Double Screenin' It!
this is very borings?don't me
think? pokemon boring me
think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5053 November 12, 2000 8:19 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
this is very borings?don't me think? pokemon boring me think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5052 November 12, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
bad bad bad haiku
this is very bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku
Haiku # 5051 November 12, 2000 8:16 pm ET
by -------- of ---------
World War Two Is Done
World War Three Is On Its Way
Man I Need A Beer
Haiku # 5050 November 12, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of D-DAY NORMANDY
i did it again
the first line of course should read :
american vote
Haiku # 5049 November 12, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by ash
american voting
closest election ever
un-presidented
Haiku # 5048 November 12, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by ash
Bring me some good wine
daughters of kinky love gods
I dig things like that
Haiku # 5047 November 12, 2000 12:41 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Now the shameless plug
Check my site and submit poems
the big juicy ones
Haiku # 5046 November 12, 2000 12:37 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I embrace you all
with my mighty genitals
and leave you shaking
Haiku # 5045 November 12, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I'm on a mission
to electricate your soul
and get you airborne
Haiku # 5044 November 12, 2000 12:30 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
did you hear something?
it sounds like ernest is back
so you'd best get down!
Haiku # 5043 November 12, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
my space is boundless
absence of solidity
im free to dissolve
Haiku # 5042 November 11, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by soma of somaland
my mind is fuzzy
suspended above the fog
history unclear
Haiku # 5041 November 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by soma of lockedinmyhouseandrefusingotleave
humboldt county is
my home thats where I belong
under redwood trees
Haiku # 5040 November 11, 2000 9:35 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt Cnty.
what is that i hear?
"beer, tobacco, firearms"?
where are the good drugs
Haiku # 5039 November 10, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by soma of california, usa
the time hath cometh
tightly locked in the sober
release is essence
Haiku # 5038 November 10, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by soma of waytoclosetothemonitor
how 'bout a hummer?
haven't had one since summer
she said no, bummer
Haiku # 5037 November 10, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
the office is mine.
Jeb guarantees the sunshine
state. Kiss my ass, Al.
Haiku # 5036 November 10, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
castles made of sand
squse me while I kiss the sky
in my purple haze

Haiku # 5035 November 10, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of N. Humboldt
whatever your vote
you get a politician
then the counting stops
Haiku # 5034 November 10, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
you can count on me
death isn't a syllable
often a sentence
Haiku # 5033 November 10, 2000 2:41 am ET
by ash
My gun is loaded
Time for some target practice
Voted for George Bush
Haiku # 5032 November 10, 2000 1:31 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Humboldt County is my Home