Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

did you hear something?
it sounds like ernest is back
so you'd best get down!
Haiku # 5043, November 12, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
my space is boundless
absence of solidity
im free to dissolve
Haiku # 5042, November 11, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by soma of somaland
my mind is fuzzy
suspended above the fog
history unclear
Haiku # 5041, November 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by soma of lockedinmyhouseandrefusingotleave
humboldt county is
my home thats where I belong
under redwood trees
Haiku # 5040, November 11, 2000 9:35 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt Cnty.
what is that i hear?
"beer, tobacco, firearms"?
where are the good drugs
Haiku # 5039, November 10, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by soma of california, usa
the time hath cometh
tightly locked in the sober
release is essence
Haiku # 5038, November 10, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by soma of waytoclosetothemonitor
how 'bout a hummer?
haven't had one since summer
she said no, bummer
Haiku # 5037, November 10, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
the office is mine.
Jeb guarantees the sunshine
state. Kiss my ass, Al.
Haiku # 5036, November 10, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
castles made of sand
squse me while I kiss the sky
in my purple haze

Haiku # 5035, November 10, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of N. Humboldt
whatever your vote
you get a politician
then the counting stops
Haiku # 5034, November 10, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
you can count on me
death isn't a syllable
often a sentence
Haiku # 5033, November 10, 2000 2:41 am ET
by ash
My gun is loaded
Time for some target practice
Voted for George Bush
Haiku # 5032, November 10, 2000 1:31 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Humboldt County is my Home
the space of soma
from there shall come that which is
whatever that means
Haiku # 5031, November 10, 2000 1:12 am ET
by soma of somewheresonthewestcoast
he who is a beast
has relieved himself of pain:
of being a man
Haiku # 5030, November 10, 2000 1:09 am ET
by soma of stillcotemplatingpolitics
Listen Mr. Green
I threw my vote away too
Bitter as you are
Haiku # 5029, November 10, 2000 1:05 am ET
by Beorn of Northern California where the girls are warmer
this is all there is
i guess there is nothing more
so whats going on?
Haiku # 5028, November 10, 2000 1:01 am ET
by soma of tryingtoconversthroughicq
first i was here
then realized i was there
i guess im not sure
Haiku # 5027, November 10, 2000 12:52 am ET
by quasi-soma of notsosureanymore
Once I drank a beer
Once to prove I had no fear
There goes my liver

Haiku # 5026, November 10, 2000 12:52 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt
the buggers thoust pick
are scabs on your cranium
picking at your brain
Haiku # 5025, November 10, 2000 12:50 am ET
by soma of onthegoddamninternetagain
last time that i heard
"inevitable" had more
than 5 syllables
Haiku # 5024, November 10, 2000 12:44 am ET
by soma
So.....soma r u
.....buggering...? as u compose
your many haiku?
Haiku # 5023, November 9, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by anonyMoose
inevitable death
maximum interventions
the same old result

Haiku # 5022, November 9, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by ash
my large intestine
frankly gives more than a damn
i'm gone with the wind
Haiku # 5021, November 9, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by ash
picking one's buggers
requires the perfect tool
a spoon will do fine
Haiku # 5020, November 9, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by soma of living in cali
the people are right:
we do need president bush
to play the puppet
Haiku # 5019, November 9, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by soma of americanasapplepie
yes eob1
george bush is just Your master
so suck his dick good
Haiku # 5018, November 9, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by soma of notinflorida
I can't feed myself,
crap and wee in my depends
and I vote for 2
Haiku # 5017, November 9, 2000 1:33 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
it doesn't matter
it really doesn't matter
so, why all the fuss?
Haiku # 5016, November 9, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
having that feeling
like I have read this before
just had it again
Haiku # 5015, November 9, 2000 1:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
We Floridians
Fuct you all over but good
Ha ha, jokes on you
Haiku # 5014, November 9, 2000 12:55 pm ET
by CBisquit of bottom of the C
Soma votes Nada
Soma, Bush is da winner
Soma is da weener
Haiku # 5013, November 9, 2000 11:27 am ET
by eob1kanobi
cabinetmakers
know all about good tight "joints"
and accurate "lines"
Haiku # 5012, November 9, 2000 10:29 am ET
by soma of wishingiwaswashy
beorn thinks he's safe
voting for that nazi Bush
just cuz' he likes guns

Bush likes fat hookers
to put cocaine on his dick
sentence HIM to death
Haiku # 5011, November 9, 2000 10:25 am ET
by soma of samebattime,samebatchannel
t-boner knows best:
hell bent on pussy and tits,
his eyes can fuck you
Haiku # 5010, November 9, 2000 10:18 am ET
by soma of tryingtogetmeanedumacation
that damn election
i'm moving to canada
fuck that nazi Bush
Haiku # 5009, November 9, 2000 10:15 am ET
by soma of humboldt
The frost on my wang
it burns and cracks, destroying
I will never piss
Haiku # 5008, November 9, 2000 9:18 am ET
by sam rogers of penn
Dead babies are bad
Kittens don't like mayonaise
I ate my weight cheese
Haiku # 5007, November 9, 2000 9:17 am ET
by StickyPants of Germany
When I cry at night
My tears smell like genitals
I fear honky-tonk
Haiku # 5006, November 9, 2000 9:14 am ET
by StickyPants of Germany
This isn't really a Hauku
Is it?
That 5-7-5 thing is bullshit
Haiku # 5005, November 9, 2000 9:11 am ET
by Ender
Bad Haikus are good
Sometimes good Haikus turn bad
Keep your eye out...wazzah!
Haiku # 5004, November 9, 2000 9:10 am ET
by Ender of Dunno
Bush is horrible
Get out of the country now
Don't look behind you
Haiku # 5003, November 9, 2000 9:06 am ET
by Ender of Middleofnowhere
....scent of luscious hay
..swaying over golden fields,
......gay finches mating
Haiku # 5002, November 9, 2000 5:41 am ET
by ronin@thefarm
...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
..falls on the brown earth
Haiku # 5001, November 9, 2000 5:32 am ET
by ronin@busonland
......Florida caper
seems to suggest a losing
...candidate's despair
Haiku # 5000, November 9, 2000 5:27 am ET
by ronin@inlieuofstratfor.com
...sheena's same sex thing
is like dining without forks
.....something is missing
Haiku # 4999, November 9, 2000 5:18 am ET
by ronin@freeeedomfighter/braaaaveheartland
..just lightly written
but with strong imagery:
....haiku's tradition
Haiku # 4998, November 9, 2000 5:15 am ET
by ronin@traceychapmansworld
Just a gut feeling
You can't read the damned ballot?
You'd better not vote.
Haiku # 4997, November 9, 2000 1:24 am ET
by Janis
Too late to vote now
Its NRA forever
HaHa you hippies
Haiku # 4996, November 9, 2000 12:21 am ET
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
i've posted one line
over the toke, too often
who votes i should ditch?
Haiku # 4995, November 8, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by sheena
speaking of site hits
too many 'fixes' lately
i should really quit
Haiku # 4994, November 8, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by sheena
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