Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

speaking of site hits
too many 'fixes' lately
i should really quit
Haiku # 4994, November 8, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by sheena
ash:
anyway, you can't
you're at "the Bush," not U.S.
so, finally, moot.
Haiku # 4993, November 8, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by sheena
haiku- to haiku:
we sing in different tones
irregular rounds
Haiku # 4992, November 8, 2000 3:53 pm ET
by sheena
Beat around the Bush
Just how Gore-y can you get?
Made me wanna Ralph
Haiku # 4991, November 8, 2000 10:04 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wud
anarchist at heart
i don't want to vote for bush
i want to munch it
Haiku # 4990, November 8, 2000 3:29 am ET
by ash
Blood on the knob guy
Cops make you think of bad sex
Pull your "gun" Soma
Haiku # 4989, November 7, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by T-boner of Wassamatta U
Soma suck and chug,
Working with hangover king,
My asperin is gone.
Haiku # 4988, November 7, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by T-boner of Here there and.....
Lots of hits here now
Perhaps it's time for some ads
What will Janis do?
Haiku # 4987, November 6, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by Aaron
kata, we could go
but then we'd be marked absent
better to surf net
Haiku # 4986, November 6, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by sheena
sitting in my class
learning about nothing
i want to go home
Haiku # 4985, November 6, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by kata
washcloth:

dirty joke was you
sorry you missed the punch line
snicker heh heh hee
Haiku # 4984, November 6, 2000 4:29 pm ET
by Sheena
help me understand
the why and the werewolf cry
introduce the moon

she knows me, i know
but though we are not strangers
we pass and don't speak

nod-and-smile friends
i'd like a conversation
lucid lunacy
Haiku # 4983, November 6, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Sheena
feel political
maybe i should just lie down
it will go away
Haiku # 4982, November 6, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by Sheena
the humor is gone
it sank with the titanic
on the ocean floor
Haiku # 4981, November 6, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by soma of itsjustmeand2pacagainsttheworld
cops make me nervous
excessive blood on the knob
cant open the door
Haiku # 4980, November 6, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by soma of whattheelldoesitmatterwhereimfrom?
thinking about me
forces me to realize
the hair on my back
Haiku # 4979, November 6, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by soma of comingbackformore
lets talk politics:
shall i vote for gush or bore?
or write in soma?
Haiku # 4978, November 6, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by soma of not in communist russia
t-bone's got the job
staring at a computer
and making money
Haiku # 4977, November 6, 2000 2:54 pm ET
by soma of not at work
a bunch of lame posts
where did all the humor go?
come on, make me laugh
Haiku # 4976, November 6, 2000 1:26 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
what a lame excuse
for tying me in this noose
the games that one plays
Haiku # 4975, November 6, 2000 11:47 am ET
by jasper of under my sheets
what a poor blind fool
it is not yours to behold
but rather mine own
Haiku # 4974, November 6, 2000 11:44 am ET
by jasper of somewhere not there
makes me so dizzy
running in social circles
brief insanity
Haiku # 4973, November 6, 2000 11:19 am ET
by jasper of a dream
bouncing in my dreams
what will put my mind at ease
all thoughts are cluttered
Haiku # 4972, November 6, 2000 11:16 am ET
by lou of hanging from a tree
yearning for your lips
grasp my body make it roar
blissfulness in touch
Haiku # 4971, November 6, 2000 10:57 am ET
by jasper of in a box
Soma and anti
Will they ever really meet
Only in a dream
Haiku # 4970, November 6, 2000 10:22 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wood
people's perspectives
pondering priceless pennies
plated in plastic
Haiku # 4969, November 6, 2000 12:42 am ET
by trampas of the hills
some fucking people
you just cant expect to much
way too full of shit
Haiku # 4968, November 6, 2000 12:35 am ET
by anti-soma of anywhere but california
dog carpets heave sighs
computer hums boys silence
signals crayons on walls
Haiku # 4967, November 5, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hooded sweatshirted
long johned wool socked brown booted
pink cheeked expectant
Haiku # 4966, November 5, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
oak leaf crisped by frost
a tree cleft holds a dead limb
an ocean of brown
Haiku # 4965, November 5, 2000 3:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thrill sparked by my words
it's an old indian camp
he runs through the woods
Haiku # 4964, November 5, 2000 3:27 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
computer junkies
typing toward their destiny
digitized people
Haiku # 4963, November 5, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by soma of behind that bush
first, five syllables
then seven syllables, then
five. blah blah fucking blah.
Haiku # 4962, November 5, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i myself be one
yet i am not unity
he's somebody else
Haiku # 4961, November 5, 2000 5:49 am ET
by ash
safest of safe sex
tail with epic precautions
big contraceptives
Haiku # 4960, November 5, 2000 5:46 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4959, November 4, 2000 5:43 pm ET
by mark
i cannot be here
mixing and making word games
this must all be fake
Haiku # 4958, November 4, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by soma(optional) of somewhere(optional)
Gigantic afro
So impressive to behold
Worship my fluffy head
Haiku # 4957, November 4, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by Jen of http://www.pixelscapes.com
essentializing
making the unkown more known
further from the truth
Haiku # 4956, November 4, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by soma of milkyway"out"galaxy
fuck those napster fools
no longer do we have rights:
stop rapeing hard drives!!
Haiku # 4955, November 4, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by soma of livingincali
the "apparent" world
is what is beyond the "real"
The former is truth
Haiku # 4954, November 4, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by soma of freshwater
this is not the end
nor is it the beginning
its just a circle
Haiku # 4953, November 4, 2000 1:10 pm ET
by soma of McKinleyville
this aint poetry
far cry from rythmic patterns
more like excuses
Haiku # 4952, November 4, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
concieving this mess
thinking about not thinking
i thunk all my thoughts
Haiku # 4951, November 4, 2000 12:58 pm ET
by soma of over at that place by the tree
..hurricane storm, fuck
blew away my damn garden
..dead frog at the door
Haiku # 4950, November 4, 2000 2:25 am ET
by ronin
....the aha moment
revealing nature's esse
..or an event's ahhh
Haiku # 4949, November 4, 2000 2:21 am ET
by ronin@playinschoolteachermyman
....juxtaposition
kidare and the kijo
are haiku's essence
Haiku # 4948, November 4, 2000 2:18 am ET
by ronin@backtoserioushaiku,folks.take notesheena
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4947, November 4, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4946, November 4, 2000 2:15 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
......you okay, mama?
need some time to be alone?
...you can always call...
Haiku # 4945, November 4, 2000 1:35 am ET
by ronin@abitperturbed
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