Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
bouncing in my dreams
what will put my mind at ease
all thoughts are cluttered
Haiku # 4972 November 6, 2000 11:16 am ET
by lou of hanging from a tree
yearning for your lips
grasp my body make it roar
blissfulness in touch
Haiku # 4971 November 6, 2000 10:57 am ET
by jasper of in a box
Soma and anti
Will they ever really meet
Only in a dream
Haiku # 4970 November 6, 2000 10:22 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wood
people's perspectives
pondering priceless pennies
plated in plastic
Haiku # 4969 November 6, 2000 12:42 am ET
by trampas of the hills
some fucking people
you just cant expect to much
way too full of shit
Haiku # 4968 November 6, 2000 12:35 am ET
by anti-soma of anywhere but california
dog carpets heave sighs
computer hums boys silence
signals crayons on walls
Haiku # 4967 November 5, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hooded sweatshirted
long johned wool socked brown booted
pink cheeked expectant
Haiku # 4966 November 5, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
oak leaf crisped by frost
a tree cleft holds a dead limb
an ocean of brown
Haiku # 4965 November 5, 2000 3:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thrill sparked by my words
it's an old indian camp
he runs through the woods
Haiku # 4964 November 5, 2000 3:27 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
computer junkies
typing toward their destiny
digitized people
Haiku # 4963 November 5, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by soma of behind that bush
first, five syllables
then seven syllables, then
five. blah blah fucking blah.
Haiku # 4962 November 5, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i myself be one
yet i am not unity
he's somebody else
Haiku # 4961 November 5, 2000 5:49 am ET
by ash
safest of safe sex
tail with epic precautions
big contraceptives
Haiku # 4960 November 5, 2000 5:46 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4959 November 4, 2000 5:43 pm ET
by mark
i cannot be here
mixing and making word games
this must all be fake
Haiku # 4958 November 4, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by soma(optional) of somewhere(optional)
Gigantic afro
So impressive to behold
Worship my fluffy head
Haiku # 4957 November 4, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by Jen of http://www.pixelscapes.com
essentializing
making the unkown more known
further from the truth
Haiku # 4956 November 4, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by soma of milkyway"out"galaxy
fuck those napster fools
no longer do we have rights:
stop rapeing hard drives!!
Haiku # 4955 November 4, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by soma of livingincali
the "apparent" world
is what is beyond the "real"
The former is truth
Haiku # 4954 November 4, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by soma of freshwater
this is not the end
nor is it the beginning
its just a circle
Haiku # 4953 November 4, 2000 1:10 pm ET
by soma of McKinleyville
this aint poetry
far cry from rythmic patterns
more like excuses
Haiku # 4952 November 4, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
concieving this mess
thinking about not thinking
i thunk all my thoughts
Haiku # 4951 November 4, 2000 12:58 pm ET
by soma of over at that place by the tree
..hurricane storm, fuck
blew away my damn garden
..dead frog at the door
Haiku # 4950 November 4, 2000 2:25 am ET
by ronin
....the aha moment
revealing nature's esse
..or an event's ahhh
Haiku # 4949 November 4, 2000 2:21 am ET
by ronin@playinschoolteachermyman
....juxtaposition
kidare and the kijo
are haiku's essence
Haiku # 4948 November 4, 2000 2:18 am ET
by ronin@backtoserioushaiku,folks.take notesheena
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4947 November 4, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4946 November 4, 2000 2:15 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
......you okay, mama?
need some time to be alone?
...you can always call...
Haiku # 4945 November 4, 2000 1:35 am ET
by ronin@abitperturbed
..cud it realy b
ernst unity n ash
...r 1 n d sam?
Haiku # 4944 November 4, 2000 1:27 am ET
by ronin@textingcapital
microscopic sex
Is what I am looking for
You masqueraders!
Haiku # 4943 November 4, 2000 1:21 am ET
by rd renste yutin of www.egoticsei.omc/ospyhyado0002
you anemonae
It was I who loved you most
So how about that?
Haiku # 4942 November 4, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
....sorry, frenchy babe
the closest i come to chicks
...are my big round eggs
Haiku # 4941 November 4, 2000 1:11 am ET
by ronin@heee'sbaaack!
Ah ha ha haha
I will bite my thumb at you
silly italian
Haiku # 4940 November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
one more erratum
"ARE both faces of the same coin"
as if it matters
Haiku # 4939 November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by ronin@feelingperfectmood
..."(you) comprehend not"
the silent "you" was built-in
........conjugational
Haiku # 4938 November 4, 2000 1:04 am ET
by ronin@runningfarfarawayfromyoda
let me paraphrase
"they have lost their sense of 'wah'"
but then, whatever
Haiku # 4937 November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by ronin@policehaikuschool
Identify me
you visionary poet
you know what I mean
Haiku # 4936 November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
.Oh, dear God, it's you
Anybody but you, please
..G-Good God, not you!
Haiku # 4935 November 4, 2000 12:59 am ET
by ronin@thecoffeeshopwithhislatte!
Visit my kitchen
And you will burn yourself bad
Nebucanezzar!
Haiku # 4934 November 4, 2000 12:56 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
We did so much dope
we made a left turn on mars
but we still got there
Haiku # 4933 November 4, 2000 12:49 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I was gone too long
But I know you all love me
So let's get naked
Haiku # 4932 November 4, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Here I am again
To freak you right the f out
Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 4931 November 4, 2000 12:26 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
dead ant. dead dead ant.
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead ant.
dead dead ant. dead end.
Haiku # 4930 November 3, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by antwerp
when i was younger
wasn't very long ago
and remains that way
Haiku # 4929 November 3, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by ash
redeemed my voucher
procrastinating libran
now, what shall i buy?
Haiku # 4928 November 3, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by ash
You like my Chinese?
Butt hole flexing with hot flames
potstickers gone bad
Haiku # 4927 November 3, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
the very air melts
distant rumble of thunder
rivulets of sweat
Haiku # 4926 November 3, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
passionfruit flower
mother nature on acid
divine providence
Haiku # 4925 November 3, 2000 4:21 am ET
by ash
for my job i heal
leisure time i mostly waste
killing aliens
Haiku # 4924 November 3, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4923 November 2, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by whatthe?