Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

one more erratum
"ARE both faces of the same coin"
as if it matters
Haiku # 4939, November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by ronin@feelingperfectmood
..."(you) comprehend not"
the silent "you" was built-in
........conjugational
Haiku # 4938, November 4, 2000 1:04 am ET
by ronin@runningfarfarawayfromyoda
let me paraphrase
"they have lost their sense of 'wah'"
but then, whatever
Haiku # 4937, November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by ronin@policehaikuschool
Identify me
you visionary poet
you know what I mean
Haiku # 4936, November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
.Oh, dear God, it's you
Anybody but you, please
..G-Good God, not you!
Haiku # 4935, November 4, 2000 12:59 am ET
by ronin@thecoffeeshopwithhislatte!
Visit my kitchen
And you will burn yourself bad
Nebucanezzar!
Haiku # 4934, November 4, 2000 12:56 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
We did so much dope
we made a left turn on mars
but we still got there
Haiku # 4933, November 4, 2000 12:49 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I was gone too long
But I know you all love me
So let's get naked
Haiku # 4932, November 4, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Here I am again
To freak you right the f out
Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 4931, November 4, 2000 12:26 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
dead ant. dead dead ant.
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead ant.
dead dead ant. dead end.
Haiku # 4930, November 3, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by antwerp
when i was younger
wasn't very long ago
and remains that way
Haiku # 4929, November 3, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by ash
redeemed my voucher
procrastinating libran
now, what shall i buy?
Haiku # 4928, November 3, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by ash
You like my Chinese?
Butt hole flexing with hot flames
potstickers gone bad
Haiku # 4927, November 3, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
the very air melts
distant rumble of thunder
rivulets of sweat
Haiku # 4926, November 3, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
passionfruit flower
mother nature on acid
divine providence
Haiku # 4925, November 3, 2000 4:21 am ET
by ash
for my job i heal
leisure time i mostly waste
killing aliens
Haiku # 4924, November 3, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4923, November 2, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by whatthe?
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4922, November 2, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by whatthe?
brilliant november:

shake me like a tree
you bright wind, rustle my leaves
make me sway and wake
Haiku # 4921, November 2, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by sheena@school
if i could let it
my autobiography
would read fuck it all
Haiku # 4920, November 2, 2000 12:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
lust and haiku
are the only things that help
ease this endless pain
Haiku # 4919, November 2, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
i can't even read
my heart is so fuckin' broke
nowhere to run to
Haiku # 4918, November 2, 2000 12:32 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
correctly aligned
margins and motivations
the right thing kills me
Haiku # 4917, November 2, 2000 12:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
limp his hand and arm
lay forgotten at his side
no choice to his gaze
Haiku # 4916, November 2, 2000 12:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
scuffed shoe kicks again
and again against old bones
the dust is rising
Haiku # 4915, November 2, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Helping Abe escape
Has become the focus of
All my leisure time
Haiku # 4914, November 2, 2000 9:11 am ET
by Janis
i see the future
it glistens like pure water
reflecting people
Haiku # 4913, November 2, 2000 12:30 am ET
by soma of ..somewhere i shouldn't go
i here the bytes flow
through beorn and anika
sounding like beauty
Haiku # 4912, November 2, 2000 12:26 am ET
by soma of humboldt co.
this is the haiku
that i promised to write you
i hope you like it
Haiku # 4911, November 2, 2000 12:11 am ET
by anika of ca
haiku, i like you
flow from me as poetry
dripping from the web
Haiku # 4910, November 1, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by ash
old habits die hard
judge not the cut of my cloth
nuns the worse for wear
Haiku # 4909, November 1, 2000 7:50 pm ET
by ash
someone else's line
repetition was to blame
brought me to account
Haiku # 4908, November 1, 2000 7:48 pm ET
by ash
cops make me vomit
to serve and protect, my ass
they are all sell-outs
Haiku # 4907, November 1, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by soma of somewhere
not sure what to think
confusion overtakes me
is this all there is?
Haiku # 4906, November 1, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by soma of way out there...
that which is not this
can only be something else
it's not apparent
Haiku # 4905, November 1, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by soma of ..in a galaxy far far away
it's just a nickname
that stuck a long time ago
nothing more than that.
Haiku # 4904, November 1, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by frenchy
sisters don't have to
wear ugly clothing, i know
mine borrow my stuff
Haiku # 4903, November 1, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by sheena
ex-nun halfway house-
do they teach them to swear, smoke
or just kick the habit?
Haiku # 4902, November 1, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
Not Phobic, or Anything:

if anyone cares
i'd just like to state clearly
lezz thing was a Joke
Haiku # 4901, November 1, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by sheena
ash, i am shocked! Shocked!
YOU erred in calculation?
next time don't judge us.
Haiku # 4900, November 1, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by sheena
french, nobody said
you had to call yourself that
why pick a bad tag?
Haiku # 4899, November 1, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
Go to my website
punkskamusic dot net
Great haiku isn't it?
Haiku # 4898, November 1, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by Ho
bad haiku counting
my syllables excessive
the shame of it all
Haiku # 4897, November 1, 2000 5:20 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they give them to newer nuns
after some mending
Haiku # 4896, November 1, 2000 4:58 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they just get lost
within the coverup


Haiku # 4895, October 31, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's been a week now.
Old wounds scab over again.
Hope she's happy now.
Haiku # 4894, October 31, 2000 3:13 pm ET
by frenchy
The plane did not crash.
It flew into granite clouds.
Just got disappeared.
Haiku # 4893, October 31, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by frenchy
Sheena, the world sucks.
When your only true love leaves,
and your nickname sucks.
Haiku # 4892, October 31, 2000 3:05 pm ET
by frenchy
Ronin, I think
we might both be lesbians?
I love naked chicks.
Haiku # 4891, October 31, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by frenchy
Throwing rocks at tanks.
Almost in the Jetson's age.
Can't they do better?
Haiku # 4890, October 31, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by frenchy
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