Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
You like my Chinese?
Butt hole flexing with hot flames
potstickers gone bad
Haiku # 4927 November 3, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
the very air melts
distant rumble of thunder
rivulets of sweat
Haiku # 4926 November 3, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
passionfruit flower
mother nature on acid
divine providence
Haiku # 4925 November 3, 2000 4:21 am ET
by ash
for my job i heal
leisure time i mostly waste
killing aliens
Haiku # 4924 November 3, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4923 November 2, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by whatthe?
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4922 November 2, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by whatthe?
brilliant november:

shake me like a tree
you bright wind, rustle my leaves
make me sway and wake
Haiku # 4921 November 2, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by sheena@school
if i could let it
my autobiography
would read fuck it all
Haiku # 4920 November 2, 2000 12:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
lust and haiku
are the only things that help
ease this endless pain
Haiku # 4919 November 2, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
i can't even read
my heart is so fuckin' broke
nowhere to run to
Haiku # 4918 November 2, 2000 12:32 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
correctly aligned
margins and motivations
the right thing kills me
Haiku # 4917 November 2, 2000 12:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
limp his hand and arm
lay forgotten at his side
no choice to his gaze
Haiku # 4916 November 2, 2000 12:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
scuffed shoe kicks again
and again against old bones
the dust is rising
Haiku # 4915 November 2, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Helping Abe escape
Has become the focus of
All my leisure time
Haiku # 4914 November 2, 2000 9:11 am ET
by Janis
i see the future
it glistens like pure water
reflecting people
Haiku # 4913 November 2, 2000 12:30 am ET
by soma of ..somewhere i shouldn't go
i here the bytes flow
through beorn and anika
sounding like beauty
Haiku # 4912 November 2, 2000 12:26 am ET
by soma of humboldt co.
this is the haiku
that i promised to write you
i hope you like it
Haiku # 4911 November 2, 2000 12:11 am ET
by anika of ca
haiku, i like you
flow from me as poetry
dripping from the web
Haiku # 4910 November 1, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by ash
old habits die hard
judge not the cut of my cloth
nuns the worse for wear
Haiku # 4909 November 1, 2000 7:50 pm ET
by ash
someone else's line
repetition was to blame
brought me to account
Haiku # 4908 November 1, 2000 7:48 pm ET
by ash
cops make me vomit
to serve and protect, my ass
they are all sell-outs
Haiku # 4907 November 1, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by soma of somewhere
not sure what to think
confusion overtakes me
is this all there is?
Haiku # 4906 November 1, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by soma of way out there...
that which is not this
can only be something else
it's not apparent
Haiku # 4905 November 1, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by soma of ..in a galaxy far far away
it's just a nickname
that stuck a long time ago
nothing more than that.
Haiku # 4904 November 1, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by frenchy
sisters don't have to
wear ugly clothing, i know
mine borrow my stuff
Haiku # 4903 November 1, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by sheena
ex-nun halfway house-
do they teach them to swear, smoke
or just kick the habit?
Haiku # 4902 November 1, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
Not Phobic, or Anything:

if anyone cares
i'd just like to state clearly
lezz thing was a Joke
Haiku # 4901 November 1, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by sheena
ash, i am shocked! Shocked!
YOU erred in calculation?
next time don't judge us.
Haiku # 4900 November 1, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by sheena
french, nobody said
you had to call yourself that
why pick a bad tag?
Haiku # 4899 November 1, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
Go to my website
punkskamusic dot net
Great haiku isn't it?
Haiku # 4898 November 1, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by Ho
bad haiku counting
my syllables excessive
the shame of it all
Haiku # 4897 November 1, 2000 5:20 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they give them to newer nuns
after some mending
Haiku # 4896 November 1, 2000 4:58 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they just get lost
within the coverup


Haiku # 4895 October 31, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's been a week now.
Old wounds scab over again.
Hope she's happy now.
Haiku # 4894 October 31, 2000 3:13 pm ET
by frenchy
The plane did not crash.
It flew into granite clouds.
Just got disappeared.
Haiku # 4893 October 31, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by frenchy
Sheena, the world sucks.
When your only true love leaves,
and your nickname sucks.
Haiku # 4892 October 31, 2000 3:05 pm ET
by frenchy
Ronin, I think
we might both be lesbians?
I love naked chicks.
Haiku # 4891 October 31, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by frenchy
Throwing rocks at tanks.
Almost in the Jetson's age.
Can't they do better?
Haiku # 4890 October 31, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by frenchy
having a bad day
zombies want to eat my brains
yep halloween sucks
Haiku # 4889 October 31, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Micah
It imitates life
Twentieth Century Fox
Makes me feel ugly
Haiku # 4888 October 30, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by Lars Iversen of Humboldt Ca
.wait...umm, er...okay
.maybe i am a bit harsh
the world is theirs, too
Haiku # 4887 October 30, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by ronin@stillhastocatchagrillpartywithmalefriends
homos are for pricks
who have lost their sense of being
neither here nor there
Haiku # 4886 October 30, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by ronin_gaijin@usa.net(or was it netadd)
........cacophonical
luscious sounds come to my ear
......tranquilizing moi
Haiku # 4885 October 30, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by ronin@momma'sboy
.ahh...women, who can ever
hope to configure them all:
.....unreachable stars!
Haiku # 4884 October 30, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by ronin@wishingforalattebuthisbudgetconstrainshim
.."neither good Nor bad"
that was what i meant to say
....satisfied, monsieur
Haiku # 4883 October 30, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by ronin@goofingatthemall
the same words spoken
at the same time eyes meet spark
and the world stands still
Haiku # 4882 October 30, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by kevin's girl
tongue tracing contours
slides so slowly saliva
creates chilling paths
Haiku # 4881 October 30, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by kevin's girl
mountian silhouette
backlit by pale morning sun
valley rests in black
Haiku # 4880 October 30, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
poisoned lesbians
thrash about kicking up dust
frenchy is watching
Haiku # 4879 October 30, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cold world spins through space
the pin light stars do little
to illuminate it
Haiku # 4878 October 30, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by mount madonna mama