Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

homos are for pricks
who have lost their sense of being
neither here nor there
Haiku # 4886, October 30, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by ronin_gaijin@usa.net(or was it netadd)
........cacophonical
luscious sounds come to my ear
......tranquilizing moi
Haiku # 4885, October 30, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by ronin@momma'sboy
.ahh...women, who can ever
hope to configure them all:
.....unreachable stars!
Haiku # 4884, October 30, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by ronin@wishingforalattebuthisbudgetconstrainshim
.."neither good Nor bad"
that was what i meant to say
....satisfied, monsieur
Haiku # 4883, October 30, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by ronin@goofingatthemall
the same words spoken
at the same time eyes meet spark
and the world stands still
Haiku # 4882, October 30, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by kevin's girl
tongue tracing contours
slides so slowly saliva
creates chilling paths
Haiku # 4881, October 30, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by kevin's girl
mountian silhouette
backlit by pale morning sun
valley rests in black
Haiku # 4880, October 30, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
poisoned lesbians
thrash about kicking up dust
frenchy is watching
Haiku # 4879, October 30, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cold world spins through space
the pin light stars do little
to illuminate it
Haiku # 4878, October 30, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
wind whips her wet hair
against pink cheeks and red lips
swollen, strangely warm
Haiku # 4877, October 30, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
mO'mama even
Haiku # 4876, October 30, 2000 4:48 pm ET
by sheena
mamama, how's tricks?
you glow like you been on vac.
no, whoops, that's poison
Haiku # 4875, October 30, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy, gotta laugh
no wonder he liked our stuff
he thought- lesbians!
Haiku # 4874, October 30, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by sheena
crafted from torment
the shield around my heart is
radioactive
Haiku # 4873, October 30, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin sleet on the wind
as it whines in off the sea
i shiver, walk on.
Haiku # 4872, October 30, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
whoops, forgot my name
as if anybody cared
the world is so cold
Haiku # 4871, October 30, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ash:

radio active
can you sing? bad pun, i know
karaoke sucks
Haiku # 4870, October 30, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ronin, I wonder
Maybe you are a homo?
not disappointed??
Haiku # 4869, October 30, 2000 3:37 pm ET
by frenchy
I grab all the stars
I grind them into dust and
run around the sun
Haiku # 4868, October 30, 2000 1:57 pm ET
by blistering heat
i could pick you up
and make a meal of your heart
if i wanted to
Haiku # 4867, October 30, 2000 1:54 pm ET
by blistering heat
ronin my lad
you don't have to be sober
to die from your words
Haiku # 4866, October 30, 2000 1:50 pm ET
by blistering heat
the candle dancing
we lie tangled together
and laugh about fate
Haiku # 4865, October 30, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by kevin's girl
she breathes in his ear
make me surrender own me
so i can love you
Haiku # 4864, October 30, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by kevin's girl
the girl is crying
as she stands in the doorway
overcome with fear
Haiku # 4863, October 30, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by kevin's girl
heaved back or huddled
her shoulders translate for her
save me from my sins
Haiku # 4862, October 30, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by kevin's girl
Giant needs comfort
The big Sumo must get up
Too fat for my lap
Haiku # 4861, October 30, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by Bert of Midwest
his touch on her back
so familiar, her skin knows
the scars he carries
Haiku # 4860, October 30, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fog condensing on
a strand of hair forms a tear
grieving summers lost
Haiku # 4859, October 30, 2000 12:38 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hickory nut hulls lay
abandoned in perfect thirds
amidst mulch slick leaves
Haiku # 4858, October 30, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
....damn you frenchy dude
i thought you was a nice girl
...what kind of name's that
Haiku # 4857, October 30, 2000 2:37 am ET
by ronin@soberland
the storm brings the wind
.to blow the superficial
.not that which is true
Haiku # 4856, October 30, 2000 2:33 am ET
by ronin@manishouldstopguzzlingbeerallday
....order is superb
.but only to an extent
it takes life off life
Haiku # 4855, October 30, 2000 2:24 am ET
by ronin@swimstoaboatbuttowedtoStateninstead
.....to strike a balance
may be one's pragmatic goal
.and, thus, gain full life
Haiku # 4854, October 30, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@fallsanddrownsin the damnriver
.....chaos and order
both faces of the same coin
...neither good or bad
Haiku # 4853, October 30, 2000 2:14 am ET
by ronin@Hudson
...a world without light
but as light is part of day
....so is darkness, too
Haiku # 4852, October 30, 2000 2:08 am ET
by ronin@7th Av
....comprehend not
the state of depravity
to which i just plunged
Haiku # 4851, October 30, 2000 2:02 am ET
by ronin@42ndSt
so guy as I thought
you ARE an alien
no anal probes please
Haiku # 4850, October 30, 2000 1:31 am ET
by anonyMoose
I hope you all have
good fun copy/pasting this
into notepad... HUK
Haiku # 4849, October 29, 2000 8:31 am ET
by Guy Montag
i like budwieser
it remindes me of the sea
or drowning in it
Haiku # 4848, October 28, 2000 11:44 am ET
by soma of this place
those apples were good
tasting of valley sunshine
we ought to make pies
Haiku # 4847, October 28, 2000 11:41 am ET
by soma of planet earth
didn't want a life
economic decision
bought half-life instead
Haiku # 4846, October 28, 2000 1:02 am ET
by ash
tongue tendinitis,
punctures from previously
smooth stubble fields
Haiku # 4845, October 27, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
damn, rugburns on knees,
and dangerous pussy-farts,
and spraining the neck!
Haiku # 4844, October 27, 2000 10:38 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
the only thing wrong
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
Haiku # 4843, October 27, 2000 10:31 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
heartache, betrayal,
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
Haiku # 4842, October 27, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by homage
Didn't really say good bye.
Lots of things didn't get said.
Best left unspoken.
Haiku # 4841, October 27, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by frenchy
Just like that she left.
Came back to say she's leaving.
Thanks for the update.
Haiku # 4840, October 27, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
Haiku # 4839, October 27, 2000 5:33 am ET
by frenchy
Earlier i stopped
To give you some fresh apples
You were not at home
Haiku # 4838, October 26, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt County CA
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Haiku # 4837, October 26, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by frenchy