Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
...a world without light
but as light is part of day
....so is darkness, too
but as light is part of day
....so is darkness, too
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....comprehend not
the state of depravity
to which i just plunged
the state of depravity
to which i just plunged
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so guy as I thought
you ARE an alien
no anal probes please
you ARE an alien
no anal probes please
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I hope you all have
good fun copy/pasting this
into notepad... HUK
good fun copy/pasting this
into notepad... HUK
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i like budwieser
it remindes me of the sea
or drowning in it
it remindes me of the sea
or drowning in it
by of this place
those apples were good
tasting of valley sunshine
we ought to make pies
tasting of valley sunshine
we ought to make pies
by of planet earth
didn't want a life
economic decision
bought half-life instead
economic decision
bought half-life instead
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tongue tendinitis,
punctures from previously
smooth stubble fields
punctures from previously
smooth stubble fields
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damn, rugburns on knees,
and dangerous pussy-farts,
and spraining the neck!
and dangerous pussy-farts,
and spraining the neck!
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the only thing wrong
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
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heartache, betrayal,
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
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Didn't really say good bye.
Lots of things didn't get said.
Best left unspoken.
Lots of things didn't get said.
Best left unspoken.
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Just like that she left.
Came back to say she's leaving.
Thanks for the update.
Came back to say she's leaving.
Thanks for the update.
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I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
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Earlier i stopped
To give you some fresh apples
You were not at home
To give you some fresh apples
You were not at home
by of Humboldt County CA
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
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Can't wait to wake up.
This nightmare has got to end.
Somebody wake me.
This nightmare has got to end.
Somebody wake me.
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I always knew it.
It was too good to be true.
Damn it. Right again.
It was too good to be true.
Damn it. Right again.
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Soulmate. What a joke.
Forever came to an end.
Empty promises.
Forever came to an end.
Empty promises.
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thought it was over
nothing really ever ends
back to sleepless night.
nothing really ever ends
back to sleepless night.
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this is how it is
just visiting this planet
on my way somewhere
just visiting this planet
on my way somewhere
by of USA
as if you really know
that which is not right or wrong
nice try you asshole
that which is not right or wrong
nice try you asshole
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good morning cruel world
today hasn't happened yet
so hand me the bong
today hasn't happened yet
so hand me the bong
by of ca
well you should know best
first best judge yourself before
pissing in the wind
first best judge yourself before
pissing in the wind
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love cannot be found
through fiberoptic wires
only at walmart
through fiberoptic wires
only at walmart
by of humboldt co.
To grope this young girl
Only this hole in the wall
When I yearn for flesh
Only this hole in the wall
When I yearn for flesh
by of Humboldt CA
beorn knows his pills
he got it from the master
that freak which is me
he got it from the master
that freak which is me
by of ca
not sure where i am
i cant laugh and i cant cry
simply insipid
i cant laugh and i cant cry
simply insipid
by of ca
cant write this moment
theres evil in vicodin
my liver is steel
theres evil in vicodin
my liver is steel
by of humboldt ca
The bed warm and soft
Her body glistens in the sun
Imagination
Her body glistens in the sun
Imagination
by of some where in the islands
hello dear reader
it is you that i address
just because i can
it is you that i address
just because i can
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people are insane
unpredictably crazy
that goes for you to
unpredictably crazy
that goes for you to
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this is a haiku
it seems your still reading it
thank god its over
it seems your still reading it
thank god its over
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frenchy, sympathies
yes, icq really sucks
like everything else.....
yes, icq really sucks
like everything else.....
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not to mention y'all
ravening, slobbering wolves
chill, be serious.
ravening, slobbering wolves
chill, be serious.
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ronin, my good gawd
ease up, you're out of control
try to get a grip!
ease up, you're out of control
try to get a grip!
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soak up the good times
store them like bears store fat
the winter cycle
store them like bears store fat
the winter cycle
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Staring thru a glass
Makes her look even fatter
Twinkies equal NO!
Makes her look even fatter
Twinkies equal NO!
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I dont understand
what the hell happened last night
I think I'm guilty
what the hell happened last night
I think I'm guilty
by of ca
he said we were "loud"
too much laughing and drinking
fuck that neighbor bitch
too much laughing and drinking
fuck that neighbor bitch
by of CA
this thing we call life
with its twisting and turning
neither here nor there
with its twisting and turning
neither here nor there
by of ca
wanted to know why
after i had that number
because of some ex
after i had that number
because of some ex
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pharmaceuticals
can be way too much at all
or never enough
can be way too much at all
or never enough
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i am freaking out
because i don't know what's up
can't find my way home
because i don't know what's up
can't find my way home
by of CA
hello world i love
its time to play in the wind
because i don't know
its time to play in the wind
because i don't know
by of ca
Glad she is happy.
I really fucking mean it.
Shit. More therapy.
I really fucking mean it.
Shit. More therapy.
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None of the above.
She wanted to rub my face
in her happy life.
She wanted to rub my face
in her happy life.
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Kidneys, intestines?
What could she possibly want?
I hate ICQ.
What could she possibly want?
I hate ICQ.
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Heart was not enough.
She wanted to rip out more.
Want my liver too?
She wanted to rip out more.
Want my liver too?
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