i am freaking out
because i don't know what's up
can't find my way home

hello world i love
its time to play in the wind
because i don't know

I am not bitter.
I thought I was over it.
Fucking ICQ.

Glad she is happy.
I really fucking mean it.
Shit. More therapy.

None of the above.
She wanted to rub my face
in her happy life.

Kidneys, intestines?
What could she possibly want?
I hate ICQ.

Heart was not enough.
She wanted to rip out more.
Want my liver too?

police freak me out
they found my guns and my drugs
i wont die alone

Minding my business.
"Uh-oh"... Up pops ICQ
instant message... shit.

dont shit where you eat
you do not want parasites
and it smells real bad

I thought she was gone.
Tore out my heart and then laughed.
Can't call her "heart-less"

these haikus are bad
lacking creativity
myself considered

I'm a millionaire.
sheena, sisters, look at me!
Not my bank account.

your favorite meal
easily turns into least
barfing Sunday morn

Dead Jesus serves me
Holy browneye deliver
a WIN unto me!

So many boxes
My life compartmentalised
But with no handles

apr

like thick rope, half-hard
tunneling down the pantleg;
longing for Sheena

....and then i eat you
lie down and i do the rest
.lips between your thighs

....i cook Asian food
the better for you to eat
...and then maybe more

...ash is just too old
he is past retirement age
..why not date with me?

Sheena and Frenchy:
Your poems soothe my restless id;
Simply...erotic!

i'm the reason why
romance novels sell so well
it's not brain damage.

the job market sucks
almost as bad as dating
i get such rejects!

why can't life just be
a little bit easier?
a little more fun...

my sisters tell me
"just marry a millionaire"
should i laugh or cry?

hey ash, invite me
over for dinner sometime
i hear you can cook???!?

Stop Fucking so much!!!!!
Too many people on this
planet! fuck elsewhere!

just saw a couple
of haiku, up here on the
highway, hitching north!

Carl Barks, 99
Has left for Quackly Heaven
Scrooge McDuck weeping

See dogs in Action!
We hope anytime! Dude man!
Funny Japanese.

..."SimplY...exquisite!"
that is what i really meant
......pardon my error

Mount Madonna Ma:
Your poems soothe my restless soul;
Simpl...exquisite!

how ya doin Kim
still at it with SNM
toking dragonballs

the margin's a mess
used to be automatic
it's stuck to the left

..my rod in her mouth
lock-jawed anticipation
..come swallow my cum

my wet tongue probing
.ever so passionately
...incessantly hot

i want wet cunts bad
young, fresh, tender and juicy
the kind Hol'wood sucks

Hey Mount Madonna
This site is uncensored... Are
Haiku's vanishing?

goodnight internet
you have not satisfied me
no more bad web porn

cannot find my bong
incapable of dealing
I am going nutz

jesus died for you
but that doesn't affect me
keep it to yourself

sudden sinus storm
brisk heavy nasal downpour
thunderous sneezes

funny how my haiku
evaporates from this site
disappearing ink

she told me it was
a crush and drag injury
i could see it then

time for the big spoon
pumpkin slime slicker than snot
excised precisely

My life is haiku:
simple peotry,
that defines bad taste

I like Chinese food
especially potstickers
I run to bathroom

"cunt" is a fine word
representing something nice
it also rhymes well

marinated quails
lifted from your herbal bath
you're all out of thyme

sizzling wickedly
legs crossed in relaxed repose
i want to eat you

kicking back later
i reflect on juicy breasts
and suck my fingers

the cows are angry
this is bad - stop eating them!!
we need happy cows!