marinated quails
lifted from your herbal bath
you're all out of thyme

sizzling wickedly
legs crossed in relaxed repose
i want to eat you

kicking back later
i reflect on juicy breasts
and suck my fingers

the cows are angry
this is bad - stop eating them!!
we need happy cows!

tinny sound of rap
headphoned boarder zooms by
my spirit follows

the lithium is
a joke, my psychiatrists
were jokers; options?

spatter of cold rain
on the dark window, autumn,
Canada at night

Now that I've released
and have cleared my consciousness
Who gave a fuck, huh?

Denying my Genes
Defying Evolution
I am my own soul

Gene fragmentation
Best of Mom and Best of Dad
Still just gold womb spit

Now I try so hard
Not to be what begat me
I am gold womb spit

Summer, '69
Unplanned and Raised like a pet
I am just womb spit

strained my neck and back
I should have done some stretching
tried to suck my dick

YO SOY LA POBRE MUERTE,
Y TU ERES MI VICTIMA ESTA NOCHE.
NO ME NIEGUES TU MUERTE.

Yoda's high-coo:
dumb ass bitch you are
thumb in ass you put with force
power of dark side

ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now

His prostrate so dense
Draws inside it all matter
No light in black hole

fuck ram jam thrust lust
sucky licky slim jim BAM
kung fu snatch HAI-AH!

piss blood vomit shit jizz
no more beer for poor vijay
he has lost his soul

I have super dense Prostate.
It weighs ninety pounds.
That is why I slouch.

ATT: moths
RE: jealousy

it wasn't really
my idea exactly
it's over now, so...

Screaming nude woman
Throws feces at onlookers
...Your mom should not drink

Wow! A whole new look
Astounding changes took place
While I was depressed!

strip clup named "pubes"
America the beautiful?
star spangled cunt?

society's dregs
forming single file lines
at the DMV

Phone rings off the hook
Newspaper held as I smirk
I am dumping lunch

Rob Lowe's career is
sagging, he should fuck a small
teen's tight ass again

another birthday
accepting gifts and cake as
trade for year of life

sheena how could you?
we thought we were your only
bugs! who is this guy?

OOOOOOOhhhhhhh ouch just got
slapped in the head guess that
haiku matrix works

your face I loved for so
many years; now looks like an
elephant hemorhroid.....

This haiku will test
To see if there is a glitch
In Haiku Matrix

burning eyes, sore throat
i think i'm getting that bug
that's going around

where once the sky blazed
blue with passion's purity
grey mist hovers now

sent like a red leaf
my heart dreams in slow spirals
till it's crushed beneath

the blindness swamps me
i'll see you when i see you
maybe next go-round

as you get older
many people seem younger
even older ones

communication
doesn't only take discourse
but may take dat course

don't be sorry get
even, you 2 can send long
bad conversations

No, I cannot spell
ripple ripple brekenthorpe
fiddle faddle zurp

Sorry, didn't know
all this bad haiku was just
long coversations

feet are in my shoes
do they know it's dark in there
when they have no eyes?

cats always love you
as long as there's meow mix
hair on pantyhose

if it's like they say
that life begins at forty
hey, i'm only two

age is relative
twice as good as twenty-one
still a major spunk

menthol cigarettes
like sucking cunt through panty
hose_unrewarding....

"bullet the blue sky"
as i suck on my menthol
breeze of smoke wafting

ash methinks youthinks
wethinks theythinks, ashes dinks
old, and not too bold

when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs

poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!

"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble