strip clup named "pubes"
America the beautiful?
star spangled cunt?

society's dregs
forming single file lines
at the DMV

Phone rings off the hook
Newspaper held as I smirk
I am dumping lunch

Rob Lowe's career is
sagging, he should fuck a small
teen's tight ass again

another birthday
accepting gifts and cake as
trade for year of life

sheena how could you?
we thought we were your only
bugs! who is this guy?

OOOOOOOhhhhhhh ouch just got
slapped in the head guess that
haiku matrix works

your face I loved for so
many years; now looks like an
elephant hemorhroid.....

This haiku will test
To see if there is a glitch
In Haiku Matrix

burning eyes, sore throat
i think i'm getting that bug
that's going around

where once the sky blazed
blue with passion's purity
grey mist hovers now

sent like a red leaf
my heart dreams in slow spirals
till it's crushed beneath

the blindness swamps me
i'll see you when i see you
maybe next go-round

as you get older
many people seem younger
even older ones

communication
doesn't only take discourse
but may take dat course

don't be sorry get
even, you 2 can send long
bad conversations

No, I cannot spell
ripple ripple brekenthorpe
fiddle faddle zurp

Sorry, didn't know
all this bad haiku was just
long coversations

feet are in my shoes
do they know it's dark in there
when they have no eyes?

cats always love you
as long as there's meow mix
hair on pantyhose

if it's like they say
that life begins at forty
hey, i'm only two

age is relative
twice as good as twenty-one
still a major spunk

menthol cigarettes
like sucking cunt through panty
hose_unrewarding....

"bullet the blue sky"
as i suck on my menthol
breeze of smoke wafting

ash methinks youthinks
wethinks theythinks, ashes dinks
old, and not too bold

when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs

poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!

"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble

frenchy:

just try not to drool
or drown your dentures in your
metamucil glop

when you get real old,
sometimes you forget to count
all your syllables.

Sheena, I told you
birthdays are bullshit
after twenty-one.

Sheena, twenty-three?
I have clothes that are older.
Sadly, they are mine.

i mean i am now
*wince*....twenty-three......ouch ouch ouch
still not dead yet though.

ash, hun, pretty old
you are like my father's age
twenty-three today

frenchy i'll treasure
your oh-so-thoughtful present
mothballs! sniffle, sniff :)

sleep deprivation
layered stratocumulus
fractured thought process

is the way noble ?
methinks that there be much bull
rather than no bull

fools fool by fooling
monks points are pointless; empty,
the way is noble

The fool does not chant.
Please, sex is pointless you monk!
Riddles be noble.

Son's first word was Fuck.
Wonder where the little shit
picked up that language?

understanding life
gum on the sidewalk, try to
salvage the good stuff

be quick on the keys
at any time someone could
walk by and catch you

I love feminists!
those bitches are very skilled
at giving knobjobs

test we had today
about proteins. not a lot
of fun... bah, bio

stimpack! stimpack! fall
back! attack! and hast thou slain
the zergish horde? yay

sigh so bored. hydras
and marines move so slowly
on this crappy comp

fried green tomatoes
just spray on butter, and throw
them in the oven, yum!

im bored bored bored bored
nothing to do today or
the next... no school