Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs
Haiku # 4714, October 13, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by bibpadeebop
poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!
Haiku # 4713, October 13, 2000 5:24 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble
Haiku # 4712, October 13, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
frenchy:

just try not to drool
or drown your dentures in your
metamucil glop
Haiku # 4711, October 13, 2000 8:23 am ET
by sheena
when you get real old,
sometimes you forget to count
all your syllables.
Haiku # 4710, October 13, 2000 8:14 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I told you
birthdays are bullshit
after twenty-one.
Haiku # 4709, October 13, 2000 8:13 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, twenty-three?
I have clothes that are older.
Sadly, they are mine.
Haiku # 4708, October 13, 2000 8:11 am ET
by frenchy
i mean i am now
*wince*....twenty-three......ouch ouch ouch
still not dead yet though.
Haiku # 4707, October 13, 2000 7:51 am ET
by sheena
ash, hun, pretty old
you are like my father's age
twenty-three today
Haiku # 4706, October 13, 2000 7:48 am ET
by sheena
frenchy i'll treasure
your oh-so-thoughtful present
mothballs! sniffle, sniff :)
Haiku # 4705, October 13, 2000 7:46 am ET
by sheena
sleep deprivation
layered stratocumulus
fractured thought process
Haiku # 4704, October 13, 2000 4:19 am ET
by ash
is the way noble ?
methinks that there be much bull
rather than no bull
Haiku # 4703, October 13, 2000 4:12 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4702, October 13, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fools fool by fooling
monks points are pointless; empty,
the way is noble
Haiku # 4701, October 12, 2000 10:30 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
The fool does not chant.
Please, sex is pointless you monk!
Riddles be noble.
Haiku # 4700, October 12, 2000 6:51 pm ET
by magetic poetry rocks
Son's first word was Fuck.
Wonder where the little shit
picked up that language?
Haiku # 4699, October 12, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by frenchy
understanding life
gum on the sidewalk, try to
salvage the good stuff
Haiku # 4698, October 12, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by basho-maticus of none
be quick on the keys
at any time someone could
walk by and catch you
Haiku # 4697, October 12, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I love feminists!
those bitches are very skilled
at giving knobjobs
Haiku # 4696, October 12, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
test we had today
about proteins. not a lot
of fun... bah, bio
Haiku # 4695, October 12, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Guy MOntag
stimpack! stimpack! fall
back! attack! and hast thou slain
the zergish horde? yay
Haiku # 4694, October 12, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Guy M0ntag
sigh so bored. hydras
and marines move so slowly
on this crappy comp
Haiku # 4693, October 12, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by _Guy Montag
fried green tomatoes
just spray on butter, and throw
them in the oven, yum!
Haiku # 4692, October 12, 2000 2:55 pm ET
by Guy Montag_
im bored bored bored bored
nothing to do today or
the next... no school
Haiku # 4691, October 12, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by Guy_Montag
rendering beef fat
watching protien shrink in size
God bless spatula
Haiku # 4690, October 12, 2000 12:44 pm ET
by oldnasty
Friday the Thirteenth.
Luckiest day to be born.
Send Sheena Mothballs!
Haiku # 4689, October 12, 2000 11:29 am ET
by frenchy
Swallowing me whole
Watery vision distorts
I can not escape
Haiku # 4688, October 12, 2000 10:17 am ET
by Kackarott
Shooting boy-butter
is almost automatic
with suction applied.
Haiku # 4687, October 12, 2000 9:09 am ET
by frenchy
Boy, I love Guinness!
Dark beer, nectar from the Gods!
Wish I had some now.
Haiku # 4686, October 12, 2000 8:34 am ET
by frenchy
Kimberly, you make
an excellent point about
toplessness. More boobs!
Haiku # 4685, October 12, 2000 5:44 am ET
by frenchy
My mechanic said
to change turn signal fluid.
What brand should I try?
Haiku # 4684, October 12, 2000 5:33 am ET
by frenchy
Haiku # 4683, October 12, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kindly omit the
word "mean" from my last haiku.
...meant to delete it.
Haiku # 4682, October 11, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Ignorance:

This word is worse than
that word. Nevermind that they mean
express the same thing.
Haiku # 4681, October 11, 2000 7:52 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Women's magazines--
How to submit and conform
to ideals of men.
Haiku # 4680, October 11, 2000 7:48 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
flutter, flutter, flutt,
flutter, flutter, flutter, flutt;
nibble nibble nibb
Haiku # 4679, October 11, 2000 7:47 pm ET
by The Moths
The shirt, the veil, they
are the same: a limit to
make men feel stronger.
Haiku # 4678, October 11, 2000 7:29 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Why are men allowed
to be publicly topless,
while women are not?
Haiku # 4677, October 11, 2000 7:28 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
If I want to die,
that is my right. I had no
choice in being born.
Haiku # 4676, October 11, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Integrity of
self, or living inside the
law? How can I choose?
Haiku # 4675, October 11, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Ash, only forty two?
I have socks older than you.
From my great grandpa!
Haiku # 4674, October 11, 2000 6:46 pm ET
by frenchy
Try exorcism.
Moths are spawn of Hell itslef.
That should do the trick.
Haiku # 4673, October 11, 2000 6:43 pm ET
by frenchy
Sheena, moths are back?
Try using a flamethrower.
Wait. Don't. Moths like light.
Haiku # 4672, October 11, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by frenchy
nothing is finer
then entering vagina
from right behind her.
Haiku # 4671, October 11, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by frenchy
with regards to age
i am the meaning of life
or so some mice say
Haiku # 4670, October 11, 2000 3:51 pm ET
by ash
twenty first replay
since my twenty first bithday
i am so ancient
Haiku # 4669, October 11, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by ash
i feel like granny
all i need is rimless specs
and a hairy wart
Haiku # 4668, October 11, 2000 3:46 pm ET
by sheena
ash, i won't sing song
in nasal monotone whine-
but how old you now?
Haiku # 4667, October 11, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by sheena
Vingt-et-Un:

well if frenchy's right
tis all birthday bullpatties
no more birthdays? cool.
Haiku # 4666, October 11, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by sheena
oh, MOTHs.......like zombies
i crunch you but you return-
silver spike heels work?
Haiku # 4665, October 11, 2000 3:39 pm ET
by sheena
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