Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

The shirt, the veil, they
are the same: a limit to
make men feel stronger.
Haiku # 4678, October 11, 2000 7:29 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Why are men allowed
to be publicly topless,
while women are not?
Haiku # 4677, October 11, 2000 7:28 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
If I want to die,
that is my right. I had no
choice in being born.
Haiku # 4676, October 11, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Integrity of
self, or living inside the
law? How can I choose?
Haiku # 4675, October 11, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Ash, only forty two?
I have socks older than you.
From my great grandpa!
Haiku # 4674, October 11, 2000 6:46 pm ET
by frenchy
Try exorcism.
Moths are spawn of Hell itslef.
That should do the trick.
Haiku # 4673, October 11, 2000 6:43 pm ET
by frenchy
Sheena, moths are back?
Try using a flamethrower.
Wait. Don't. Moths like light.
Haiku # 4672, October 11, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by frenchy
nothing is finer
then entering vagina
from right behind her.
Haiku # 4671, October 11, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by frenchy
with regards to age
i am the meaning of life
or so some mice say
Haiku # 4670, October 11, 2000 3:51 pm ET
by ash
twenty first replay
since my twenty first bithday
i am so ancient
Haiku # 4669, October 11, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by ash
i feel like granny
all i need is rimless specs
and a hairy wart
Haiku # 4668, October 11, 2000 3:46 pm ET
by sheena
ash, i won't sing song
in nasal monotone whine-
but how old you now?
Haiku # 4667, October 11, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by sheena
Vingt-et-Un:

well if frenchy's right
tis all birthday bullpatties
no more birthdays? cool.
Haiku # 4666, October 11, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by sheena
oh, MOTHs.......like zombies
i crunch you but you return-
silver spike heels work?
Haiku # 4665, October 11, 2000 3:39 pm ET
by sheena
my birthday is soon
friday the thirteenth...really!
lucky, lucky me.
Haiku # 4664, October 11, 2000 3:36 pm ET
by sheena
happy birthday ash!
you too guy montag--fifteen?!
wow i feel so old
Haiku # 4663, October 11, 2000 3:34 pm ET
by sheena
The Nightmare:

maggots transmitting
telepathic images,
waiting for the feast.
Haiku # 4662, October 11, 2000 9:14 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Haiku # 4661, October 11, 2000 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 4660, October 11, 2000 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 4659, October 11, 2000 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm madly in love
with sweetest girl ever
wish she was here now...
Haiku # 4658, October 11, 2000 4:20 am ET
by Guy Montag
Congrats, Ash. if you
are a sexy lady, call
me for birthday hug!
Haiku # 4657, October 11, 2000 4:12 am ET
by guy_montag
a shaft of sunlight
held true by one cloud impales
a smoke and steel sky
Haiku # 4656, October 10, 2000 8:28 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hand carved and hard worn
wooden bowl shines as sunlight
dances off it's brim


Haiku # 4655, October 10, 2000 8:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Test test damned server
Put this haiku up for the
Whole world to ponder
Haiku # 4654, October 10, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by J of SM
and so i did it
after all those many years
another birthday
Haiku # 4653, October 10, 2000 6:18 am ET
by ash
some minutes from now
how shall i become older
somewhat gracefully
Haiku # 4652, October 10, 2000 5:38 am ET
by ash
no consequences
no reprisal, no recoil
no blame...only guilt
Haiku # 4651, October 9, 2000 3:37 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Hooray! I'm fifteen!
Things to do: get laid, get laid,
and, uh, er, get laid?
Haiku # 4650, October 9, 2000 3:32 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Birthdays are bullshit.
Completely ridiculous.
After twenty-one...
Haiku # 4649, October 9, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by frenchy
Grandpa passed away.
Peacefully in his sleep while
his passengers screamed.
Haiku # 4648, October 9, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by frenchy
big project, due in
a month. we get to read "The
Jungle" its nasty
Haiku # 4647, October 9, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by Guy_Montag
over-corrected
sideways peeing at urinal
stream hit side...backsplash!
Haiku # 4646, October 9, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
damn consequences
sweet beguiling dacquiri
intoxicate me
Haiku # 4645, October 9, 2000 3:35 am ET
by ash
food for thought, angel
food,devil's food,food fetishes
anorexia
Haiku # 4644, October 8, 2000 9:09 pm ET
by basho-matique of yes
peeling an onion
tears welling up in my eyes
food is beautiful
Haiku # 4643, October 8, 2000 8:17 pm ET
by ash
YOU CHOBO!! HAVE BAD
MANNER =( at least the moths care
about me... sniff sniff
Haiku # 4642, October 8, 2000 7:23 pm ET
by Guy Montag
you've got the wrong place
spring in the great southern land
naked hairless backs

Haiku # 4641, October 8, 2000 7:19 pm ET
by ash
Fuck the 'birthdays'you
cocksucker who gives a SHIT!!!!!
six billion ass holes!!!
Haiku # 4640, October 8, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by anonyMoose
guy 5000 moths
have said happy birthday
it's cool out! wear wool!
Haiku # 4639, October 8, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by The Moths
happy birthday guy
montag, do you own sweaters?
how old are sweaters?
Haiku # 4638, October 8, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by The Moths
October 8th, my
birthday. only 2 people
remembered... so sad
Haiku # 4637, October 8, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Zero, one, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven, twelve. Counting.
Haiku # 4636, October 8, 2000 5:08 am ET
by Moussa
We are here human
that little movement in the
corner of your eye
Haiku # 4635, October 7, 2000 11:47 pm ET
by The Moths
Sheena, no more moths!
How exciting this must be!
Hate those fucking things.
Haiku # 4634, October 7, 2000 7:52 pm ET
by frenchy
the point being, if
a grizzly asks you to
have sex say no! no!
Haiku # 4633, October 7, 2000 10:30 am ET
by anonyMoose
grizzlys do not
either-they have 'guard-hairs' that
become like needles
Haiku # 4632, October 7, 2000 10:28 am ET
by anonyMoose
wolverines don't shave
their pudendums. something to
be considered, no?
Haiku # 4631, October 7, 2000 9:22 am ET
by basho-matique of none
shaved pudenda
rule the internet so please
shave yours for me now
Haiku # 4630, October 6, 2000 9:02 pm ET
by pigdog
alias bridget
got far alright she made it
to the kitchen door
Haiku # 4629, October 6, 2000 11:58 am ET
by mount madonna mama
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