the point being, if
a grizzly asks you to
have sex say no! no!

grizzlys do not
either-they have 'guard-hairs' that
become like needles

wolverines don't shave
their pudendums. something to
be considered, no?

shaved pudenda
rule the internet so please
shave yours for me now

alias bridget
got far alright she made it
to the kitchen door

i'll shave with pleasure
knowing my geology
will soon be explored

should be shaving off
all of my culturally
extraneous hair

sashay through the air
it's the last little wiggle
now asphalt embrace

tortuous pathway
anticubital fossa
a.k.a. the ditch

thanks, bud. "quit sucking
ass-hair". okay then, I guess
I'll go do that now....

even a dog gets
a warm place in the sun
what happened to us?????

guy, life gets better
once you stop sucking ass-hair
move north a bit

know a dog named
woody, they almost named
him five legs, poor dog

Life is a journey
I don't know what I want, but
know I don't want this

Dogroll; cruel joke at
my expense. Small penis gags
too much to laugh at.

Semen good source of
vitamins and minerals;
all girls should swallow

C-H-I-L-E
two syllables or one? Hard
to know which is right

boil the beans, and then
drain the water and rinse, and
then, refry-->no gas!111

Shall I compare thee
to a summers day? Lord no!
face needs paper bag

Ate reheated fried
chilli beans; lordy lord pfft
what end this torment?

this saucy alien
arriving with luggage too
my hooded penis

I think ash will be
ok if only he shaves
that back hair (floor mat?)

poor ash, fall has come
both in season and in life
time for reflection

some things in common
we think the other stranger
ignoring ourself

lifelong contempt for
the nazi, now israel?
pigs are pigs are pigs

brave israeli
commandos, beating women
stomping babies

Trite yet eloquent
The haiku is expression
sweet and pure. Fuck you.

my sporty penis
had a retractable top
lost by circumstance

frenzy of bogongs
the beating of dusted wings
high on pheremones

i'm so eloquent
eruditer than others
neologistic

reviewing my life
unable to count properly
overwhelmed by angst

mid-career zeitgeist
wasted in my profession ?
or just wasted ?

frenchy:re:part-french haiku
wanted to tell you
that i conquered moth brigade
you expressed worry.

kimber:
you give new meaning
overused term "sick puppy"
now refers to you

frenchy:
it was high-school french
sorry, thought you'd understand
you being "frenchy"

ash: in re: "crisis"
political pop
yabber that means belly lint
not as much, even.

aint nuttin' fine-ah
than having some vagina
at 2 in the morn'

penile enlargement
advertised in sports section
sports = penis?

Winter approaching
or is it Fall, hard to tell
doesn't change much here

wet leaf against a
rain gutter, pressed into the
grating, a forced shape

maggots stroke his skin,
necrobeastiality,
in love with road-kill.

Sex with cold, damp, fur;
Sex with the dead puppy he
Found, crushed, in the ditch

Limbs sway with tension
against a breeze, trembling leaves,
dust on the window

The French call it the
little death. I can't think of
any better way.

Virginity: men
hate to admit to it; a
woman hates not to.

Lets get it in gear
there are a few boxes here
move that hairy rear

Sheena, what was that
you said to me? The words were
all mumbo jumbo.

if u bite and tear
head away real fast then blood
no problem, try it!!!!

it is So easy
to bite rite through a knob but
don't like the blood, yuck!!!!

careful evil twin
they are drunk!!!!! they may chomp your
evil dick right off!!!