careful evil twin
they are drunk!!!!! they may chomp your
evil dick right off!!!
by pigdog
sex is best when drunk
girls will suck your dick and balls
stick it in her ass
by evil twin of down under
all bad haikus rule
thats all im gonna say
especially mine 8)
by burby
EVERYBODY CAN
GO TO HELL AND ROT IN THERE
LIKE I EVEN CARE?
by burby
dave and vinnie, please,
shut the fuck up! shut the fuck
up! shut the fuck up!
by Kackarott
high speed sidewalking
it takes effort not to stare
at nice panty lines
by Andrew Roberts
middle east crisis ?
thousands of years of conflict
isn't a crisis
by ash
equinox is passed
jasmine and frangipani
afternoons stretching
by ash
two weeks of muscle
showers of gold descending
the party's over
by ash
How to Have your Danish & Eat it Too
would anyone like
a virtual cheese danish?
i don't mind sharing.
by sheena
computer class sux
why do i have to take this?
i could teach this course.
by sheena
maybe a danish
which, hurrah! i have in bag
when will break time come?
by sheena
alternatively
maple walnut and cookies
still with hot fudge though
by sheena
mocha caramel
almond-laden fudge-covered
whipped-cream topped sundae
by sheena
I must be famous!
cop asked for my autograph
handed it to me
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i'm really hungry
anyone got chocolate?
ev'n sprouts'd be good.
by sheena
att: frenchy
je ne me mort pas
not to worry bout them moths
les reves mal c'est mort
by sheena
you've fluttered your last
ha ha! my shoe meets your spine
wings become powder
by sheena
ATT: MOTHS
it is so much fun
to crunch fragile carapace
listen to you squeak
by sheena
I am so tired.
Nothing creative to say.
Eyes are made of stone.
by frenchy
A rose and a grin
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
"Just watch me", indeed.
by submit2haiku
She called me "Scruntster"
And she said I was kinky.
I am *such* a stud.
by Scrunty Hardbody
This mouse is more like
An electronic cockroach
With a turny-dial.
by Scrunty Hardbody
canada sent more
"broadcasters" down under than
athelets, strange, strange
by homage
had to watch the French
Channel to see the games in
a dignified way
by Homage
olympic TV
Canadian style brian
Williams fools fool
by homage
Olympic Fever
Tempered by US broadcast
Arrogant Country
by Janis of Santa Monica
Ohhhhhh,! I am soooo drunk!
Beeeer is soooo good! but can't this
'Amazing One' count?
'Amasing One' count?
by sudsy
dities,
carefree,
sings aloud,
blasted all along,
aint a party,
aint a song
drumrolls deafening
screams in silent shores.
by The Amazing One
Simply wet,
Swish Swash
What have you got?
Nothin but mutts.
Good for nuttin
He sucks a duck.
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly abduct
In a house called hut
by Anonymous Poet
Perfectly good,
cruel temptation
by House of Gold
damn world
aint got farther
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
you lost your prime minister
hey ! you can take ours
by ash
submission goes weird
making commiserations
too repreatedly
by ash
She was good, REAL good
but her sweater was better
more!!..flutter..flutter
by The Moths
Please call 911,
I am afraid that the moths
have gotten Sheena.
by frenchy
The farmer was known
to be the best, he was out
standing in his field.
by frenchy
Who commiserates
five times, anonymously?
We are all with you.
by frenchy
commiserations
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
by Anonymous Poet
why is it my fault?
you think we mean to do harm?
it's your plum wine girl.
by devil's lettuce
they're some good ol' boys
those folk singers and the like
make a jolly bunch
by scottish Crap
bacon sandwiches
with tomatoes and mayo
a right good bite mate!
by oldnasty
it's the wierdest night
nobody bought any fucking wine
nachos barrachos
by strecth of ucaca
A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.
by frenchy
Oh Mister Trudeau
All of Canada does mourn
Eccentric Leader
by Janis of Santa Monica, CA, USA
My friend's dead father
Will never get his ass kicked.
I hid him too well.
by frenchy
