Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

This mouse is more like
An electronic cockroach
With a turny-dial.
Haiku # 4561, October 2, 2000 6:42 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
canada sent more
"broadcasters" down under than
athelets, strange, strange
Haiku # 4560, October 1, 2000 9:23 pm ET
by homage
had to watch the French
Channel to see the games in
a dignified way
Haiku # 4559, October 1, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by Homage
olympic TV
Canadian style brian
Williams fools fool
Haiku # 4558, October 1, 2000 9:15 pm ET
by homage
Olympic Fever
Tempered by US broadcast
Arrogant Country
Haiku # 4557, October 1, 2000 12:20 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
Ohhhhhh,! I am soooo drunk!
Beeeer is soooo good! but can't this
'Amazing One' count?
'Amasing One' count?
Haiku # 4556, September 30, 2000 11:57 pm ET
by sudsy
dities,
carefree,
sings aloud,
blasted all along,
aint a party,
aint a song
drumrolls deafening
screams in silent shores.
Haiku # 4555, September 30, 2000 10:27 pm ET
by The Amazing One
Simply wet,
Swish Swash
What have you got?
Nothin but mutts.
Good for nuttin
He sucks a duck.
Haiku # 4554, September 30, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly abduct
In a house called hut
Haiku # 4553, September 30, 2000 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Perfectly good,
cruel temptation
Haiku # 4552, September 30, 2000 10:20 pm ET
by House of Gold
damn world
aint got farther
Haiku # 4551, September 30, 2000 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
you lost your prime minister
hey ! you can take ours
Haiku # 4550, September 30, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by ash
submission goes weird
making commiserations
too repreatedly
Haiku # 4549, September 30, 2000 7:23 pm ET
by ash
She was good, REAL good
but her sweater was better
more!!..flutter..flutter
Haiku # 4548, September 30, 2000 11:19 am ET
by The Moths
Please call 911,
I am afraid that the moths
have gotten Sheena.
Haiku # 4547, September 30, 2000 10:55 am ET
by frenchy
The farmer was known
to be the best, he was out
standing in his field.
Haiku # 4546, September 30, 2000 10:53 am ET
by frenchy
Who commiserates
five times, anonymously?
We are all with you.
Haiku # 4545, September 30, 2000 10:18 am ET
by frenchy
commiserations
Haiku # 4544, September 30, 2000 5:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
Haiku # 4543, September 30, 2000 5:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
Haiku # 4542, September 30, 2000 5:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
Haiku # 4541, September 30, 2000 5:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why is it my fault?
you think we mean to do harm?
it's your plum wine girl.
Haiku # 4540, September 30, 2000 4:46 am ET
by devil's lettuce
they're some good ol' boys
those folk singers and the like
make a jolly bunch
Haiku # 4539, September 30, 2000 4:43 am ET
by scottish Crap
bacon sandwiches
with tomatoes and mayo
a right good bite mate!
Haiku # 4538, September 30, 2000 4:39 am ET
by oldnasty
it's the wierdest night
nobody bought any fucking wine
nachos barrachos
Haiku # 4537, September 30, 2000 4:37 am ET
by strecth of ucaca
A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.
Haiku # 4536, September 29, 2000 10:33 pm ET
by frenchy
Oh Mister Trudeau
All of Canada does mourn
Eccentric Leader
Haiku # 4535, September 29, 2000 7:05 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica, CA, USA
My friend's dead father
Will never get his ass kicked.
I hid him too well.
Haiku # 4534, September 29, 2000 2:32 pm ET
by frenchy
Fist fights are easy
when its your friends dead father
he won't defend well
Haiku # 4533, September 29, 2000 12:31 pm ET
by Kackarott
Superman likes men
that is why Aquaman loves
to fuck his face hard!
Haiku # 4532, September 29, 2000 12:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
Jesus should polevault
and when he wins a medal
shove it up his ass!
Haiku # 4531, September 29, 2000 11:49 am ET
by Kackarott
the future scares me
i fear advancing armies
of killer robots
Haiku # 4530, September 29, 2000 11:34 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I hate parasites
Almost as much as I hate
Internet Websites
Haiku # 4529, September 29, 2000 7:17 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
The time goes so fast
When you're having fun, she sang
With her co-Bangles
Haiku # 4528, September 29, 2000 6:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
My Haiku ka choo
Sang Alvin Stardust in an
Alternative world
Haiku # 4527, September 29, 2000 6:54 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
we don't mind dying
for our glorious cause
give us your clothing!!!!!!!
Haiku # 4526, September 28, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by The Moths
beautiful colors
SPLAT! pink SPLAT! green SPLAT! yellow
moths on my windshield
Haiku # 4525, September 28, 2000 2:42 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Like moths we flutter
But instead of wings, with arms
And no antennae
Haiku # 4524, September 28, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
All hair should be washed
At least every other day
Greasiness is ick
Haiku # 4523, September 28, 2000 9:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Fat technology
Bursting at the seams with stuff
None of it working
Haiku # 4522, September 28, 2000 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Small painful swelling
When squeezed almost too hard, burst
Satisfyingly
Haiku # 4521, September 28, 2000 9:24 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Mom and Dad's lessons
are nothing a few years of
therapy can't fix.
Haiku # 4520, September 28, 2000 8:03 am ET
by frenchy
Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.
Haiku # 4519, September 28, 2000 8:00 am ET
by frenchy
Don't you realize
drooling on the computer
makes the hard drive soft?
Haiku # 4518, September 28, 2000 7:57 am ET
by frenchy
And on that subject,
why do you play more with the
box the toy came in?
Haiku # 4517, September 28, 2000 7:52 am ET
by frenchy
Why is it, Baby
that you wait for a clean diaper
to take a huge dump?
Haiku # 4516, September 28, 2000 7:45 am ET
by frenchy
I sit back and grin.
The boredom has left for now.
Smug satisfaction.
Haiku # 4515, September 28, 2000 7:09 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I want to know
if there's any other way
to make you scream quick.
Haiku # 4514, September 28, 2000 6:42 am ET
by frenchy
But do not despair,
For there's more where that came from.
At least I hope so!
Haiku # 4513, September 28, 2000 6:27 am ET
by frenchy
my eyelids are shut.
now I can finally sleep.
I ran out of glue.
Haiku # 4512, September 28, 2000 6:25 am ET
by frenchy
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