But do not despair,
For there's more where that came from.
At least I hope so!

my eyelids are shut.
now I can finally sleep.
I ran out of glue.

Sheena, my gluestick
could fix your holy sweater,
but I can't let go.

Horrible haiku
What infinite joy you give
Why can I not write?

Trailerpark white trash
Living across the highway
Why do you smell so?

Crunchy taco shells
Brimming with meaty goodness
Such a sinful feast

indigenous snacks
bogong moth infestation
protein supplements

lee ping wang lee ping
wang lee ping wang lee ping wang
lee ping wang lee ping

Leaping Wang is a
chinese lady race-walker
she won gold today

when I see a man
driving a woman, i take
out my point and laugh

when i see a man
driving a womanly car
i laugh and i point

i'll come back a bug
i'll work one summer away
then i'll die again

We Vogen Moths of
Australia would destroy
you toughen up girl!

the devil has tits
he shakes them in our faces
spewing hot black milk

Mothhhhhh, Motthhhhhh!Moth Moth
MOTHHHHHHHHHHHMOTTHHHHMOTHMOTH
Flutter flutter flut!!!!!

one quick way i'll scream
get me near some kind of moth
yee-aaAAaaAA!!!!

My Moth Phobia

moths: hell incarnate
some say i freak too easy
but moths are bad shit

my sweater's been bit
evil demon moth munchers
did not kill enough

the wind's cool sharp breath
needs no tic-tacs to fresh up
is best in morning

frenchy for godsake
quit grabbin on your glue stick
you might come unstuck

ATT: scruntster

intriguing......toaster?
wow i must be really sick
that's kind of kinky

but wait a minute
frogs are all green and slimy
maybe flies aren't good.

Flies are a good source
of vitamins and minerals.
Ever see a sick frog?

the gold skinned savage
was way too smart to fall for
cheap cybersex ploys.

My pants are shrinking
They get tighter and tighter
I should drink lite beer.

give you new purpose
it certainly doesn't use
word processing

Word processing class
at community college.
Is this my purpose?

Meaningless presence:
A man standing on the side
of a spinning ball.

I am bored even
of the doodles I create
inside my notebook.

She said she loved me,
would always be there for me,
My wife won't like that.

Airplane toilets flush
Frozen chunks of blue water
Hooray! It's raining!

I pulled my finger,
Just to see what would happen.
Doesn't work like Dad's does.

its a good! becuase
I liked dee on-YON! schlong schlong
I do geerontee

the sweat of Venus
descends to bathe ebony
nipples, down-under

keep the classroom cold
helping to keep you awake
counting the nipples

it is an art form
ball adjusting in public
nevermind the stares

Flatulence, Butane
a deadly combination.
Blue flame from my bum.

glad I found this site.
hope I didn't offend you.
Fuck You if I did.

Depends are my friend
Best product since the remote!
I never get up.

Burning and churning,
my intestines now empty
Parasites all gone!

it's not funny, my
ASS is on FIRE, flames shooting.
Diarrhea flows!

Roaring asshole spews
chunks of sewerage into
my nice, clean Depends.

what was it that I ate?
caused me to get the slip shits?
Montezuma wins!

Paul Bearer, what a
great name for an evil dude.
Send you straight to Hell!

Cravin Moorehead is
a great name for me right now.
Down girl, get that bone!

Harry Ballsanya
Embarrasing name for sure.
Mean Mother and Dad

grabbing my glue stick
with both hands, I try to stick
both my eyelids shut

evangelinsts get
fucked a lot, all that hellfire
gets the ladies hot

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I have just been spammed
by a "net evangelist".
Well, hallelujah.