grabbing my glue stick
with both hands, I try to stick
both my eyelids shut
by frenchy
evangelinsts get
fucked a lot, all that hellfire
gets the ladies hot
by should have played along
Error 404
The webpage cannot be found
Check out this porn site
by Dave of San Diego
I have just been spammed
by a "net evangelist".
Well, hallelujah.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Four cocks shooting jism
All over Britney Spears' mouth.
This isn't Yahoo..
by Scrunty Hardbody
Okay, that's a lie.
I'm not really a real fridge.
More of a toaster.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sheena, I am the
Epitome of chilledness.
In fact, I'm a fridge.
by Scrunty Hardbody
charcoal grey ocean
oblique silver shafts of light
broken cumuli
by ash
the art of haiku
requires much contemplation
and numeracy
by ash
single male haiku
looking for female haiku
object good syntax
by homage
i am double spaced
floating in my own bell jar
like a demon bird.
by sheena
distinctions are blurred
horizon surrounds me now
earth and sky are one.
by sheena
rain's duality
suits my personality
wow, tacky rhyming.
by sheena
i walk in the rain
dreamy with melancholy
feelin' poetic
by sheena
why not shave back, ash?
'most as good as belly lint
for stuff pillow with
by sheena
scrunty, take a chilllll
whate'r, tis of small import
no questions, no lies.
by sheena
damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic,
then I could just smoke.
by frenchy
silence is golden
but then again so is piss
slience is not wet
by frenchy
ha ha ha ha ha
hee hee hee ha hee hee
ho ho ha fuck you
by frenchy
douche dripping down on
my head, freshness from the bag
cool summers eve soothes
by frenchy
new and improved site
does this mean less bad haiku ?
perhaps it means more ....
by ash
upon reflection
this eclectic collection
deserves inspection
by ash
DROP OFF THE EXTRA
SYLLABLES, PLACE THE HAIKU
ON THE GROUND, FUCKA
by Guy Montag
my conscience is clear
as is my (unshaven) back
i have no regret
by ash
not law enforcement
i am merely a minder
regarding haiku
by ash
ash are you a man
or woman haiku cop? now
we know you are shaved
by Homage
schlong scha schlong schlong schlong
sisqo's newest release: the
schlong song. i am bored
by Guy Montag
i have no back hair
wanted to clarify that
in case you thought so
by ash
my back hair rising
you can count, but why are you
ignoring syntax ?
by ash
His soft mouth against
the back of my neck, fingers
achingly gentle
contrast the fierceness
of my heartbeat. How I love
to feel in extremes!
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Cordial, imploring, asks:
"G.I. Joe! Want suck?
by Anonymous Poet
Cordial, imploring, says:
by Anonymous Poet
Vietnamese hooker
by shel baker
in my secret world
i can stay up far too late
i will sleep till noon
by ash
for maturity
you'll be waiting a long time
and for sanity ?
by ash
Drugs are lots of fun
Crystal methamphetamine
Is easy to make
by Anonymous Poet
if a Touretter
curses in the empty woods
does he/she make a sound?
by Homage
when in doubt, says dad
take a shit in your own hand
dad is quite senile
by Hollywood Bonfire
she says, can you hold?
no, stupid bitch, I can't hold
fucking music plays
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
See the sleepy man,
There, in front of the TV.
Just "resting his eyes".
by Scrunty Hardbody
Two men paint my wall.
One sneaks looks at the other.
Paint roller envy.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Behold Leatherman
Like Excalibur, glinting
In my toilet bowl
by Kenneth Extension
I farted so hard
That my buttocks vibrated
Causing discomfort
by Kenneth Extension
We need more cheesecloth
To fuel a revolution
and to make dusters
by Kenneth Extension
See the geeky girl
See the geeky girl compute
With her computer
by Kenneth Extension
Creative spacing
Is the future of writing
You know it makess ense
by Kenneth Extension
When the oil run sout
There shall be no more plastic
Worth thinking about.
by Kenneth Extension
Part-man, part-feline,
And armed with just a hammer,
He imparts justice.
by Scrunty Device
Give me back my feet
I find them very useful
Unlike these maracas..
by Scrunty Device
