Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

And on that subject,
why do you play more with the
box the toy came in?
Haiku # 4517, September 28, 2000 7:52 am ET
by frenchy
Why is it, Baby
that you wait for a clean diaper
to take a huge dump?
Haiku # 4516, September 28, 2000 7:45 am ET
by frenchy
I sit back and grin.
The boredom has left for now.
Smug satisfaction.
Haiku # 4515, September 28, 2000 7:09 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I want to know
if there's any other way
to make you scream quick.
Haiku # 4514, September 28, 2000 6:42 am ET
by frenchy
But do not despair,
For there's more where that came from.
At least I hope so!
Haiku # 4513, September 28, 2000 6:27 am ET
by frenchy
my eyelids are shut.
now I can finally sleep.
I ran out of glue.
Haiku # 4512, September 28, 2000 6:25 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, my gluestick
could fix your holy sweater,
but I can't let go.
Haiku # 4511, September 28, 2000 6:22 am ET
by frenchy
Horrible haiku
What infinite joy you give
Why can I not write?
Haiku # 4510, September 28, 2000 12:09 am ET
by serranian of AR
Trailerpark white trash
Living across the highway
Why do you smell so?
Haiku # 4509, September 28, 2000 12:07 am ET
by serranian of AR
Crunchy taco shells
Brimming with meaty goodness
Such a sinful feast
Haiku # 4508, September 28, 2000 12:04 am ET
by serranian of AR
indigenous snacks
bogong moth infestation
protein supplements
Haiku # 4507, September 27, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by ash
lee ping wang lee ping
wang lee ping wang lee ping wang
lee ping wang lee ping
Haiku # 4506, September 27, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by disqualified walker
Leaping Wang is a
chinese lady race-walker
she won gold today
Haiku # 4505, September 27, 2000 7:43 pm ET
by pigdog
when I see a man
driving a woman, i take
out my point and laugh
Haiku # 4504, September 27, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by pigdog
when i see a man
driving a womanly car
i laugh and i point
Haiku # 4503, September 27, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i'll come back a bug
i'll work one summer away
then i'll die again
Haiku # 4502, September 27, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
We Vogen Moths of
Australia would destroy
you toughen up girl!
Haiku # 4501, September 27, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by The Moths
the devil has tits
he shakes them in our faces
spewing hot black milk
Haiku # 4500, September 27, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Mothhhhhh, Motthhhhhh!Moth Moth
MOTHHHHHHHHHHHMOTTHHHHMOTHMOTH
Flutter flutter flut!!!!!
Haiku # 4499, September 27, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by The Moths
one quick way i'll scream
get me near some kind of moth
yee-aaAAaaAA!!!!
Haiku # 4498, September 27, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by sheena
My Moth Phobia

moths: hell incarnate
some say i freak too easy
but moths are bad shit
Haiku # 4497, September 27, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by sheena
my sweater's been bit
evil demon moth munchers
did not kill enough
Haiku # 4496, September 27, 2000 4:22 pm ET
by sheena
the wind's cool sharp breath
needs no tic-tacs to fresh up
is best in morning
Haiku # 4495, September 27, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy for godsake
quit grabbin on your glue stick
you might come unstuck
Haiku # 4494, September 27, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: scruntster

intriguing......toaster?
wow i must be really sick
that's kind of kinky
Haiku # 4493, September 27, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by sheena....hmmmmmmmmmmmm
but wait a minute
frogs are all green and slimy
maybe flies aren't good.
Haiku # 4492, September 27, 2000 4:11 pm ET
by frenchy
Flies are a good source
of vitamins and minerals.
Ever see a sick frog?
Haiku # 4491, September 27, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by frenchy
the gold skinned savage
was way too smart to fall for
cheap cybersex ploys.
Haiku # 4490, September 27, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by frenchy
My pants are shrinking
They get tighter and tighter
I should drink lite beer.
Haiku # 4489, September 27, 2000 3:35 pm ET
by frenchy
give you new purpose
it certainly doesn't use
word processing
Haiku # 4488, September 27, 2000 11:48 am ET
by frenchy
Word processing class
at community college.
Is this my purpose?
Haiku # 4487, September 27, 2000 10:02 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Meaningless presence:
A man standing on the side
of a spinning ball.
Haiku # 4486, September 27, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
I am bored even
of the doodles I create
inside my notebook.
Haiku # 4485, September 27, 2000 9:58 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
She said she loved me,
would always be there for me,
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 4484, September 27, 2000 9:32 am ET
by frenchy
Airplane toilets flush
Frozen chunks of blue water
Hooray! It's raining!
Haiku # 4483, September 27, 2000 9:23 am ET
by frenchy
I pulled my finger,
Just to see what would happen.
Doesn't work like Dad's does.
Haiku # 4482, September 27, 2000 9:02 am ET
by frenchy
its a good! becuase
I liked dee on-YON! schlong schlong
I do geerontee
Haiku # 4481, September 27, 2000 5:00 am ET
by Guy Montag
the sweat of Venus
descends to bathe ebony
nipples, down-under
Haiku # 4480, September 26, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by pigdog
keep the classroom cold
helping to keep you awake
counting the nipples
Haiku # 4479, September 26, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
it is an art form
ball adjusting in public
nevermind the stares
Haiku # 4478, September 26, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Flatulence, Butane
a deadly combination.
Blue flame from my bum.
Haiku # 4477, September 26, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by frenchy
glad I found this site.
hope I didn't offend you.
Fuck You if I did.
Haiku # 4476, September 26, 2000 4:05 pm ET
by frenchy
Depends are my friend
Best product since the remote!
I never get up.
Haiku # 4475, September 26, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by frenchy
Burning and churning,
my intestines now empty
Parasites all gone!
Haiku # 4474, September 26, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by frenchy
it's not funny, my
ASS is on FIRE, flames shooting.
Diarrhea flows!
Haiku # 4473, September 26, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by frenchy
Roaring asshole spews
chunks of sewerage into
my nice, clean Depends.
Haiku # 4472, September 26, 2000 3:48 pm ET
by frenchy
what was it that I ate?
caused me to get the slip shits?
Montezuma wins!
Haiku # 4471, September 26, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by frenchy
Paul Bearer, what a
great name for an evil dude.
Send you straight to Hell!
Haiku # 4470, September 26, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by frenchy
Cravin Moorehead is
a great name for me right now.
Down girl, get that bone!
Haiku # 4469, September 26, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by frenchy
Harry Ballsanya
Embarrasing name for sure.
Mean Mother and Dad
Haiku # 4468, September 26, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by frenchy
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