Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

We Vogen Moths of
Australia would destroy
you toughen up girl!
Haiku # 4501, September 27, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by The Moths
the devil has tits
he shakes them in our faces
spewing hot black milk
Haiku # 4500, September 27, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Mothhhhhh, Motthhhhhh!Moth Moth
MOTHHHHHHHHHHHMOTTHHHHMOTHMOTH
Flutter flutter flut!!!!!
Haiku # 4499, September 27, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by The Moths
one quick way i'll scream
get me near some kind of moth
yee-aaAAaaAA!!!!
Haiku # 4498, September 27, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by sheena
My Moth Phobia

moths: hell incarnate
some say i freak too easy
but moths are bad shit
Haiku # 4497, September 27, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by sheena
my sweater's been bit
evil demon moth munchers
did not kill enough
Haiku # 4496, September 27, 2000 4:22 pm ET
by sheena
the wind's cool sharp breath
needs no tic-tacs to fresh up
is best in morning
Haiku # 4495, September 27, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy for godsake
quit grabbin on your glue stick
you might come unstuck
Haiku # 4494, September 27, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: scruntster

intriguing......toaster?
wow i must be really sick
that's kind of kinky
Haiku # 4493, September 27, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by sheena....hmmmmmmmmmmmm
but wait a minute
frogs are all green and slimy
maybe flies aren't good.
Haiku # 4492, September 27, 2000 4:11 pm ET
by frenchy
Flies are a good source
of vitamins and minerals.
Ever see a sick frog?
Haiku # 4491, September 27, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by frenchy
the gold skinned savage
was way too smart to fall for
cheap cybersex ploys.
Haiku # 4490, September 27, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by frenchy
My pants are shrinking
They get tighter and tighter
I should drink lite beer.
Haiku # 4489, September 27, 2000 3:35 pm ET
by frenchy
give you new purpose
it certainly doesn't use
word processing
Haiku # 4488, September 27, 2000 11:48 am ET
by frenchy
Word processing class
at community college.
Is this my purpose?
Haiku # 4487, September 27, 2000 10:02 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Meaningless presence:
A man standing on the side
of a spinning ball.
Haiku # 4486, September 27, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
I am bored even
of the doodles I create
inside my notebook.
Haiku # 4485, September 27, 2000 9:58 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
She said she loved me,
would always be there for me,
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 4484, September 27, 2000 9:32 am ET
by frenchy
Airplane toilets flush
Frozen chunks of blue water
Hooray! It's raining!
Haiku # 4483, September 27, 2000 9:23 am ET
by frenchy
I pulled my finger,
Just to see what would happen.
Doesn't work like Dad's does.
Haiku # 4482, September 27, 2000 9:02 am ET
by frenchy
its a good! becuase
I liked dee on-YON! schlong schlong
I do geerontee
Haiku # 4481, September 27, 2000 5:00 am ET
by Guy Montag
the sweat of Venus
descends to bathe ebony
nipples, down-under
Haiku # 4480, September 26, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by pigdog
keep the classroom cold
helping to keep you awake
counting the nipples
Haiku # 4479, September 26, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
it is an art form
ball adjusting in public
nevermind the stares
Haiku # 4478, September 26, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Flatulence, Butane
a deadly combination.
Blue flame from my bum.
Haiku # 4477, September 26, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by frenchy
glad I found this site.
hope I didn't offend you.
Fuck You if I did.
Haiku # 4476, September 26, 2000 4:05 pm ET
by frenchy
Depends are my friend
Best product since the remote!
I never get up.
Haiku # 4475, September 26, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by frenchy
Burning and churning,
my intestines now empty
Parasites all gone!
Haiku # 4474, September 26, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by frenchy
it's not funny, my
ASS is on FIRE, flames shooting.
Diarrhea flows!
Haiku # 4473, September 26, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by frenchy
Roaring asshole spews
chunks of sewerage into
my nice, clean Depends.
Haiku # 4472, September 26, 2000 3:48 pm ET
by frenchy
what was it that I ate?
caused me to get the slip shits?
Montezuma wins!
Haiku # 4471, September 26, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by frenchy
Paul Bearer, what a
great name for an evil dude.
Send you straight to Hell!
Haiku # 4470, September 26, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by frenchy
Cravin Moorehead is
a great name for me right now.
Down girl, get that bone!
Haiku # 4469, September 26, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by frenchy
Harry Ballsanya
Embarrasing name for sure.
Mean Mother and Dad
Haiku # 4468, September 26, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by frenchy
grabbing my glue stick
with both hands, I try to stick
both my eyelids shut
Haiku # 4467, September 26, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by frenchy
evangelinsts get
fucked a lot, all that hellfire
gets the ladies hot
Haiku # 4466, September 26, 2000 2:54 pm ET
by should have played along
Error 404
The webpage cannot be found
Check out this porn site
Haiku # 4465, September 26, 2000 11:33 am ET
by Dave of San Diego
I have just been spammed
by a "net evangelist".
Well, hallelujah.
Haiku # 4464, September 26, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Four cocks shooting jism
All over Britney Spears' mouth.
This isn't Yahoo..
Haiku # 4463, September 26, 2000 10:21 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Okay, that's a lie.
I'm not really a real fridge.
More of a toaster.
Haiku # 4462, September 26, 2000 10:16 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sheena, I am the
Epitome of chilledness.
In fact, I'm a fridge.
Haiku # 4461, September 26, 2000 10:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
charcoal grey ocean
oblique silver shafts of light
broken cumuli
Haiku # 4460, September 25, 2000 8:36 pm ET
by ash
the art of haiku
requires much contemplation
and numeracy
Haiku # 4459, September 25, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 4458, September 25, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
single male haiku
looking for female haiku
object good syntax
Haiku # 4457, September 25, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by homage
i am double spaced

floating in my own bell jar

like a demon bird.
Haiku # 4456, September 25, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by sheena
distinctions are blurred
horizon surrounds me now
earth and sky are one.
Haiku # 4455, September 25, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by sheena
rain's duality
suits my personality
wow, tacky rhyming.
Haiku # 4454, September 25, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by sheena
i walk in the rain
dreamy with melancholy
feelin' poetic
Haiku # 4453, September 25, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by sheena
why not shave back, ash?
'most as good as belly lint
for stuff pillow with
Haiku # 4452, September 25, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by sheena
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