Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

the art of haiku
requires much contemplation
and numeracy
Haiku # 4459, September 25, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 4458, September 25, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
single male haiku
looking for female haiku
object good syntax
Haiku # 4457, September 25, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by homage
i am double spaced

floating in my own bell jar

like a demon bird.
Haiku # 4456, September 25, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by sheena
distinctions are blurred
horizon surrounds me now
earth and sky are one.
Haiku # 4455, September 25, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by sheena
rain's duality
suits my personality
wow, tacky rhyming.
Haiku # 4454, September 25, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by sheena
i walk in the rain
dreamy with melancholy
feelin' poetic
Haiku # 4453, September 25, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by sheena
why not shave back, ash?
'most as good as belly lint
for stuff pillow with
Haiku # 4452, September 25, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by sheena
scrunty, take a chilllll
whate'r, tis of small import
no questions, no lies.
Haiku # 4451, September 25, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by sheena
damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic,
then I could just smoke.
Haiku # 4450, September 25, 2000 11:48 am ET
by frenchy
silence is golden
but then again so is piss
slience is not wet
Haiku # 4449, September 25, 2000 7:47 am ET
by frenchy
ha ha ha ha ha

hee hee hee ha hee hee

ho ho ha fuck you
Haiku # 4448, September 25, 2000 7:46 am ET
by frenchy
douche dripping down on
my head, freshness from the bag
cool summers eve soothes
Haiku # 4447, September 25, 2000 7:45 am ET
by frenchy
new and improved site
does this mean less bad haiku ?
perhaps it means more ....
Haiku # 4446, September 25, 2000 4:37 am ET
by ash
upon reflection
this eclectic collection
deserves inspection
Haiku # 4445, September 25, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
DROP OFF THE EXTRA
SYLLABLES, PLACE THE HAIKU
ON THE GROUND, FUCKA
Haiku # 4444, September 24, 2000 5:55 pm ET
by Guy Montag
my conscience is clear
as is my (unshaven) back
i have no regret
Haiku # 4443, September 24, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by ash
not law enforcement
i am merely a minder
regarding haiku
Haiku # 4442, September 24, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by ash
ash are you a man
or woman haiku cop? now
we know you are shaved
Haiku # 4441, September 23, 2000 11:14 am ET
by Homage
schlong scha schlong schlong schlong
sisqo's newest release: the
schlong song. i am bored
Haiku # 4440, September 23, 2000 5:09 am ET
by Guy Montag
i have no back hair
wanted to clarify that
in case you thought so
Haiku # 4439, September 22, 2000 9:46 pm ET
by ash
my back hair rising
you can count, but why are you
ignoring syntax ?
Haiku # 4438, September 22, 2000 9:44 pm ET
by ash
His soft mouth against
the back of my neck, fingers
achingly gentle

contrast the fierceness
of my heartbeat. How I love
to feel in extremes!
Haiku # 4437, September 22, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Cordial, imploring, asks:
"G.I. Joe! Want suck?
Haiku # 4436, September 22, 2000 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cordial, imploring, says:
Haiku # 4435, September 22, 2000 6:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vietnamese hooker
Haiku # 4434, September 22, 2000 6:25 pm ET
by shel baker
in my secret world
i can stay up far too late
i will sleep till noon
Haiku # 4433, September 22, 2000 4:12 am ET
by ash
for maturity
you'll be waiting a long time
and for sanity ?

Haiku # 4432, September 22, 2000 4:08 am ET
by ash
Drugs are lots of fun
Crystal methamphetamine
Is easy to make
Haiku # 4431, September 21, 2000 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if a Touretter
curses in the empty woods
does he/she make a sound?
Haiku # 4430, September 21, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by Homage
when in doubt, says dad
take a shit in your own hand
dad is quite senile
Haiku # 4429, September 21, 2000 6:18 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
she says, can you hold?
no, stupid bitch, I can't hold
fucking music plays
Haiku # 4428, September 21, 2000 11:46 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
See the sleepy man,
There, in front of the TV.
Just "resting his eyes".
Haiku # 4427, September 21, 2000 8:57 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Two men paint my wall.
One sneaks looks at the other.
Paint roller envy.
Haiku # 4426, September 21, 2000 8:55 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Behold Leatherman
Like Excalibur, glinting
In my toilet bowl
Haiku # 4425, September 21, 2000 8:49 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I farted so hard
That my buttocks vibrated
Causing discomfort
Haiku # 4424, September 21, 2000 8:46 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
We need more cheesecloth
To fuel a revolution
and to make dusters
Haiku # 4423, September 21, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
See the geeky girl
See the geeky girl compute
With her computer
Haiku # 4422, September 21, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Creative spacing
Is the future of writing
You know it makess ense
Haiku # 4421, September 21, 2000 8:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
When the oil run sout
There shall be no more plastic
Worth thinking about.
Haiku # 4420, September 21, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Part-man, part-feline,
And armed with just a hammer,
He imparts justice.
Haiku # 4419, September 21, 2000 8:28 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Give me back my feet
I find them very useful
Unlike these maracas..
Haiku # 4418, September 21, 2000 8:13 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Imagine the love child
Of Kurt Russell and John Thaw.
Scary, isn't it?
Haiku # 4417, September 21, 2000 7:39 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Why do you love the
Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Hand-jiving buffoon.
Haiku # 4416, September 21, 2000 7:36 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I explained my name
Two site redesigns ago;
It's European.
Haiku # 4415, September 21, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Haiku # 4414, September 20, 2000 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
notes exchanged in class
miss landers and the beaver
hearts aching with love
Haiku # 4413, September 20, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by eddie haskell
control is an illusion,
order our comforting lie,
from chaos, through chaos,
into chaos we fly--
Haiku # 4412, September 20, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by halverson
how about 'pluggers'
maybe they 'ain't' funny
but what are they, hmm?
Haiku # 4411, September 20, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by Homage
ash:

such is humankind
sneaky 'thout even trying
low-down coyotes
Haiku # 4410, September 20, 2000 3:25 pm ET
by sheena
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