new and improved site
does this mean less bad haiku ?
perhaps it means more ....
by ash
upon reflection
this eclectic collection
deserves inspection
by ash
DROP OFF THE EXTRA
SYLLABLES, PLACE THE HAIKU
ON THE GROUND, FUCKA
by Guy Montag
my conscience is clear
as is my (unshaven) back
i have no regret
by ash
not law enforcement
i am merely a minder
regarding haiku
by ash
ash are you a man
or woman haiku cop? now
we know you are shaved
by Homage
schlong scha schlong schlong schlong
sisqo's newest release: the
schlong song. i am bored
by Guy Montag
i have no back hair
wanted to clarify that
in case you thought so
by ash
my back hair rising
you can count, but why are you
ignoring syntax ?
by ash
His soft mouth against
the back of my neck, fingers
achingly gentle
contrast the fierceness
of my heartbeat. How I love
to feel in extremes!
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Cordial, imploring, asks:
"G.I. Joe! Want suck?
by Anonymous Poet
Cordial, imploring, says:
by Anonymous Poet
Vietnamese hooker
by shel baker
in my secret world
i can stay up far too late
i will sleep till noon
by ash
for maturity
you'll be waiting a long time
and for sanity ?
by ash
Drugs are lots of fun
Crystal methamphetamine
Is easy to make
by Anonymous Poet
if a Touretter
curses in the empty woods
does he/she make a sound?
by Homage
when in doubt, says dad
take a shit in your own hand
dad is quite senile
by Hollywood Bonfire
she says, can you hold?
no, stupid bitch, I can't hold
fucking music plays
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
See the sleepy man,
There, in front of the TV.
Just "resting his eyes".
by Scrunty Hardbody
Two men paint my wall.
One sneaks looks at the other.
Paint roller envy.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Behold Leatherman
Like Excalibur, glinting
In my toilet bowl
by Kenneth Extension
I farted so hard
That my buttocks vibrated
Causing discomfort
by Kenneth Extension
We need more cheesecloth
To fuel a revolution
and to make dusters
by Kenneth Extension
See the geeky girl
See the geeky girl compute
With her computer
by Kenneth Extension
Creative spacing
Is the future of writing
You know it makess ense
by Kenneth Extension
When the oil run sout
There shall be no more plastic
Worth thinking about.
by Kenneth Extension
Part-man, part-feline,
And armed with just a hammer,
He imparts justice.
by Scrunty Device
Give me back my feet
I find them very useful
Unlike these maracas..
by Scrunty Device
Imagine the love child
Of Kurt Russell and John Thaw.
Scary, isn't it?
by Scrunty Hardbody
Why do you love the
Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Hand-jiving buffoon.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I explained my name
Two site redesigns ago;
It's European.
by Scrunty Hardbody
notes exchanged in class
miss landers and the beaver
hearts aching with love
by eddie haskell
control is an illusion,
order our comforting lie,
from chaos, through chaos,
into chaos we fly--
by halverson
how about 'pluggers'
maybe they 'ain't' funny
but what are they, hmm?
by Homage
ash:
such is humankind
sneaky 'thout even trying
low-down coyotes
by sheena
ATT: "scrunty"
ignorance is miss
is that a local slang term?
or just made up, hmm?
by sheena
pluggers ain't funny
it is for stupid people
may they rot in hell
by haakenzoob
It is annoying
When people write haiku us-
Ing run-on phrases..
by Scrunty Hardbody
"CAUTION - WET PAINT", but
Dogs can't read; behold my
Go-faster Spaniel.
by Scrunty Hardbody
If we had some ham
We could have some ham and eggs
But I don't eat meat.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I'm kinda scrunty
And I have a hard body
Hence the name, Sheena.
by Scrunty Hardbody
should you make it rhyme
you will note from time to time
it can be sublime
by ash
interlocutor
sly modus operandi
feigning poetry
by ash
fuck the wit shit and
take hold of the wrong end of
poetry shit stick
by La Dee Daa
not just BAD haiku
it's HORRIBLE poetry
for digital age
by La Dee Daa
havn't you looked?
we are all coprologists
it's so personal
by La Dee Daa
artistic merit
is such a personal thing
it makes me wonder
by ash
to the coprophile
there's poetry in motions
which won't be deterred
by ash
