notes exchanged in class
miss landers and the beaver
hearts aching with love

control is an illusion,
order our comforting lie,
from chaos, through chaos,
into chaos we fly--

how about 'pluggers'
maybe they 'ain't' funny
but what are they, hmm?

ash:

such is humankind
sneaky 'thout even trying
low-down coyotes

ATT: "scrunty"

ignorance is miss
is that a local slang term?
or just made up, hmm?

pluggers ain't funny
it is for stupid people
may they rot in hell

It is annoying
When people write haiku us-
Ing run-on phrases..

"CAUTION - WET PAINT", but
Dogs can't read; behold my
Go-faster Spaniel.

If we had some ham
We could have some ham and eggs
But I don't eat meat.

I'm kinda scrunty
And I have a hard body
Hence the name, Sheena.

should you make it rhyme
you will note from time to time
it can be sublime

interlocutor
sly modus operandi
feigning poetry

fuck the wit shit and
take hold of the wrong end of
poetry shit stick

not just BAD haiku
it's HORRIBLE poetry
for digital age

havn't you looked?
we are all coprologists
it's so personal

artistic merit
is such a personal thing
it makes me wonder

to the coprophile
there's poetry in motions
which won't be deterred

those who judge are not
bad haukuists those who judge
suck ass hair and more

limber and nubile
somethings wrong about watching
womens gymnastics

immature postings
really suck the joy out of
clever bad haiku

this site has lots of
references to ass-hair
(how is that witty?)

While he is in class
I wish for some company
I sit on my ass

Micah misses her....
Janis is Micah's sister...
They all miss her too!

when you go away
i want to go to l. a.
canada 3K

please send grandpa's ghost
extricate my shitty self
this overdue mess

all the 'windows' of
my mind are fighting to be
'always on top' !crash!

ROADKILL:

hear aged moose is good
at least compared to raccoon
skunk is the best though

janis, didn't know
about your expedition
eat any roadkill?

(sorry, but it does have 5...couldn't think of anything else to put)

some are clear as day
some are like teenage acne
really who cares though

what does scrunty mean?
just wondering about some
of the tags found here

a nosebleed at work?
bleed all over toilet, scram
world-class comedy

Did Janis survive
a weekend in Toronto
drugs, booze and Canuks

woman's Olympic
vollyball, wow! Cuba gets
gold metal for ass!

pull my finger lad
and you will get a surprize!
child nasel assault

whimper like your dog
as you take the first icy beer
out of the freezer

beer is golden
beer more than being golden
It Froths! beer is gold

beer should be free, urp!
like;'dogs run free why can't we?
beer should be free, urp!

my beer jones troubles
me, how did this happen? urp!
can not aford it!

crazy.. rrRRrr...
heh, its all the same. nothing
new. boring, boring

move yourself closer
to how you picture yourself
this brings grace, beauty

Red, yellow, pink green,
Purple, orange, blue. It's all
Rods and cones to me.

Sensing the Rapture
I'm singing, crying, shouting
"Loud Loud Loud Loud" --- peace

I alone in me
am solitary yet free
I am free to be

Roger Waters said
In a most peculiar way
"Come Back Happy"----Buzzzed

Earth And I are ONE,
And together we evolve
but at diff'rent rates

Mezmerizing Moon
Pulling my Heart to--and through
Pounds Out my Sorrow

Shane wears these sweaters
and people say, "Nice sweater,"
but they don't mean it

Why am I thinking
of dishcloths, and why are they
always checked or plaid?