Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

to the coprophile
there's poetry in motions
which won't be deterred
Haiku # 4397, September 19, 2000 8:12 pm ET
by ash
those who judge are not
bad haukuists those who judge
suck ass hair and more
Haiku # 4396, September 19, 2000 4:59 pm ET
by La Dee Dah
Haiku # 4395, September 19, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by La Dee Dah
limber and nubile
somethings wrong about watching
womens gymnastics
Haiku # 4394, September 19, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
immature postings
really suck the joy out of
clever bad haiku
Haiku # 4393, September 19, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by submit2haiku
this site has lots of
references to ass-hair
(how is that witty?)
Haiku # 4392, September 19, 2000 1:24 pm ET
by submit2haiku
While he is in class
I wish for some company
I sit on my ass
Haiku # 4391, September 19, 2000 11:53 am ET
by Princess
Micah misses her....
Janis is Micah's sister...
They all miss her too!
Haiku # 4390, September 19, 2000 11:50 am ET
by Heather of London,ON
when you go away
i want to go to l. a.
canada 3K
Haiku # 4389, September 18, 2000 9:06 pm ET
by diane of toronto
please send grandpa's ghost
extricate my shitty self
this overdue mess
Haiku # 4388, September 18, 2000 6:27 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
all the 'windows' of
my mind are fighting to be
'always on top' !crash!
Haiku # 4387, September 18, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by Homage
ROADKILL:

hear aged moose is good
at least compared to raccoon
skunk is the best though
Haiku # 4386, September 18, 2000 4:12 pm ET
by sheena yeah of up
janis, didn't know
about your expedition
eat any roadkill?

(sorry, but it does have 5...couldn't think of anything else to put)
Haiku # 4385, September 18, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by sheena yeah of up
some are clear as day
some are like teenage acne
really who cares though
Haiku # 4384, September 18, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by sheena yeah of up
what does scrunty mean?
just wondering about some
of the tags found here
Haiku # 4383, September 18, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by sheena yeah of up
a nosebleed at work?
bleed all over toilet, scram
world-class comedy
Haiku # 4382, September 18, 2000 1:18 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Did Janis survive
a weekend in Toronto
drugs, booze and Canuks
Haiku # 4381, September 18, 2000 8:13 am ET
by Monty Hall of Venice Beach
woman's Olympic
vollyball, wow! Cuba gets
gold metal for ass!
Haiku # 4380, September 18, 2000 2:52 am ET
by pigdog
pull my finger lad
and you will get a surprize!
child nasel assault
Haiku # 4379, September 18, 2000 2:16 am ET
by Sudsy
whimper like your dog
as you take the first icy beer
out of the freezer
Haiku # 4378, September 17, 2000 8:38 pm ET
by Sudsy
beer is golden
beer more than being golden
It Froths! beer is gold
Haiku # 4377, September 17, 2000 8:19 pm ET
by Sudsy
beer should be free, urp!
like;'dogs run free why can't we?
beer should be free, urp!
Haiku # 4376, September 17, 2000 7:41 pm ET
by Sudsy
my beer jones troubles
me, how did this happen? urp!
can not aford it!
Haiku # 4375, September 17, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Sudsy
crazy.. rrRRrr...
heh, its all the same. nothing
new. boring, boring
Haiku # 4374, September 17, 2000 9:51 am ET
by Guy Montag
move yourself closer
to how you picture yourself
this brings grace, beauty
Haiku # 4373, September 17, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Red, yellow, pink green,
Purple, orange, blue. It's all
Rods and cones to me.
Haiku # 4372, September 17, 2000 5:27 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sensing the Rapture
I'm singing, crying, shouting
"Loud Loud Loud Loud" --- peace
Haiku # 4371, September 16, 2000 9:36 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
I alone in me
am solitary yet free
I am free to be
Haiku # 4370, September 16, 2000 9:25 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
Roger Waters said
In a most peculiar way
"Come Back Happy"----Buzzzed
Haiku # 4369, September 16, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Earth And I are ONE,
And together we evolve
but at diff'rent rates
Haiku # 4368, September 16, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
Mezmerizing Moon
Pulling my Heart to--and through
Pounds Out my Sorrow
Haiku # 4367, September 16, 2000 9:17 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
Shane wears these sweaters
and people say, "Nice sweater,"
but they don't mean it
Haiku # 4366, September 16, 2000 8:35 pm ET
by Mary Kuna of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Why am I thinking
of dishcloths, and why are they
always checked or plaid?
Haiku # 4365, September 16, 2000 8:31 pm ET
by Mary Kuna of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
the St. Bernard tongue
starting at the base of the
vagina, wet slurp strait
upward, leaving the clitorus
quivering, at it's passing
like an arrow stuck in a tree
Haiku # 4364, September 16, 2000 11:05 am ET
by tongue #1
Soft warm tongue, gently
teasing the edges of my
breath, burrow wormlike

through the wound of your
redemption: an opening
designed to hold you.
Haiku # 4363, September 15, 2000 10:17 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Stab me with the knife
of lust, commit me to this
repeated murder.
Haiku # 4362, September 15, 2000 10:08 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
A flightless bird-girl
she plummets, offering her
body to the earth.
Haiku # 4361, September 15, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
My desperation
multiplies itself. My need
scares off the needed.
Haiku # 4360, September 15, 2000 9:39 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The hand that you count
these poems is your next love
get used to it bub!
Haiku # 4359, September 15, 2000 8:45 pm ET
by AnonaMoose
bitter, bitter, i
am... sleep deprived, sex deprived
need to love again
Haiku # 4358, September 15, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by Guy Montag
haiku rejected
by one of my closest friends
dont care anymore...
Haiku # 4357, September 15, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Lo! the Big Day nears
A farewell to youth, Janis
Embrace this milestone
Haiku # 4356, September 15, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Irv Weinstein of Toronto
let the games begin !
and before it's all over
you can kiss my rings....
Haiku # 4355, September 15, 2000 6:13 am ET
by ash
between arguments
despite volatility
we love each other
Haiku # 4354, September 15, 2000 6:12 am ET
by ash
a "feel good oldie"?
jose feliciano
reading braille i guess
Haiku # 4353, September 15, 2000 5:58 am ET
by ash
hallucinogens
psychotic ideation
colours and trismus
Haiku # 4352, September 15, 2000 5:56 am ET
by ash
"Hee haw club?" Where you
eat "this thing" every week? sounds
damn bizarre to me
Haiku # 4351, September 15, 2000 4:46 am ET
by Guy Montag
Spitermonkey. He
is a grumpy old man. That's
why I love him so.
Haiku # 4350, September 15, 2000 4:45 am ET
by Guy Montag
its just wrong to call
take a letter maria
a "feel good oldie"
Haiku # 4349, September 14, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by come on get happy
wrapped tight in my sheet
safe from swarming cockroaches
but needing a drink
Haiku # 4348, September 14, 2000 9:55 pm ET
by come on get happy
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