Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Mezmerizing Moon
Pulling my Heart to--and through
Pounds Out my Sorrow
Haiku # 4367, September 16, 2000 9:17 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
Shane wears these sweaters
and people say, "Nice sweater,"
but they don't mean it
Haiku # 4366, September 16, 2000 8:35 pm ET
by Mary Kuna of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Why am I thinking
of dishcloths, and why are they
always checked or plaid?
Haiku # 4365, September 16, 2000 8:31 pm ET
by Mary Kuna of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
the St. Bernard tongue
starting at the base of the
vagina, wet slurp strait
upward, leaving the clitorus
quivering, at it's passing
like an arrow stuck in a tree
Haiku # 4364, September 16, 2000 11:05 am ET
by tongue #1
Soft warm tongue, gently
teasing the edges of my
breath, burrow wormlike

through the wound of your
redemption: an opening
designed to hold you.
Haiku # 4363, September 15, 2000 10:17 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Stab me with the knife
of lust, commit me to this
repeated murder.
Haiku # 4362, September 15, 2000 10:08 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
A flightless bird-girl
she plummets, offering her
body to the earth.
Haiku # 4361, September 15, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
My desperation
multiplies itself. My need
scares off the needed.
Haiku # 4360, September 15, 2000 9:39 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The hand that you count
these poems is your next love
get used to it bub!
Haiku # 4359, September 15, 2000 8:45 pm ET
by AnonaMoose
bitter, bitter, i
am... sleep deprived, sex deprived
need to love again
Haiku # 4358, September 15, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by Guy Montag
haiku rejected
by one of my closest friends
dont care anymore...
Haiku # 4357, September 15, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Lo! the Big Day nears
A farewell to youth, Janis
Embrace this milestone
Haiku # 4356, September 15, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Irv Weinstein of Toronto
let the games begin !
and before it's all over
you can kiss my rings....
Haiku # 4355, September 15, 2000 6:13 am ET
by ash
between arguments
despite volatility
we love each other
Haiku # 4354, September 15, 2000 6:12 am ET
by ash
a "feel good oldie"?
jose feliciano
reading braille i guess
Haiku # 4353, September 15, 2000 5:58 am ET
by ash
hallucinogens
psychotic ideation
colours and trismus
Haiku # 4352, September 15, 2000 5:56 am ET
by ash
"Hee haw club?" Where you
eat "this thing" every week? sounds
damn bizarre to me
Haiku # 4351, September 15, 2000 4:46 am ET
by Guy Montag
Spitermonkey. He
is a grumpy old man. That's
why I love him so.
Haiku # 4350, September 15, 2000 4:45 am ET
by Guy Montag
its just wrong to call
take a letter maria
a "feel good oldie"
Haiku # 4349, September 14, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by come on get happy
wrapped tight in my sheet
safe from swarming cockroaches
but needing a drink
Haiku # 4348, September 14, 2000 9:55 pm ET
by come on get happy
tequila haiku
linger on to embarrass
need archive cleaner
Haiku # 4347, September 14, 2000 8:04 pm ET
by Homage
Lofty, pungent stench
Eyes burn, stomach turns, gagging
Who took off their shoes?
Haiku # 4346, September 14, 2000 6:16 pm ET
by Butch
A door closes. The
weight of sunlight compresses
the breath in my chest.
Haiku # 4345, September 14, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Fadette, my pet rat,
is a hairless beauty, soft
with lovely pink skin.
Haiku # 4344, September 14, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
On the internet,
you, too, can become a slim,
green-eyed young vixen.
Haiku # 4343, September 14, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Your suggestions are
Soon to be implemented
A work in progress
Haiku # 4342, September 14, 2000 12:24 pm ET
by Janis of Centruy City, CA
A good search engine
Is currently being made
To make it all good
Haiku # 4341, September 14, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Janis of Centruy City, CA
Or how about dates?
Drop-down windows by the 1st
of every month...
Haiku # 4340, September 14, 2000 12:21 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
A drop-down window
Could solve problem by "jumping"
by the 500s...
Haiku # 4339, September 14, 2000 12:18 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
Older system was
Quicker to go far back in
Archive database
Haiku # 4338, September 14, 2000 12:13 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
Older system was
Quicker to go far back in
Archive database
We need a !
Haiku # 4337, September 14, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
Miss that mile-long scroll
Much faster search older poems
Bring some compromise!
Haiku # 4336, September 14, 2000 12:10 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
A drivers permit
beer and wings and a few friends
and a weird space bag.
Haiku # 4335, September 14, 2000 8:32 am ET
by Monty Hall of Venice
What will tonight bring
maybe our waitress will know
or perhaps Neil Young.
Haiku # 4334, September 14, 2000 8:30 am ET
by Monty of Venice
she grows lovelier
every time I gaze at her
one more beer should do
Haiku # 4333, September 14, 2000 6:08 am ET
by Butch
An ode to Joe, my
precious scout, killed by a zerg
drone. poor little probe
Haiku # 4332, September 14, 2000 4:34 am ET
by Guy Montag
To John! In biding
his time, he finds strength to build
a Sea Colony.
Haiku # 4331, September 14, 2000 2:51 am ET
by Alex Trebek of Santa Monica, CA
Ode to our friend John
whos mother just passed away
have another beer
Haiku # 4330, September 13, 2000 11:13 pm ET
by Monty Hall of Venice
the one line haiku
Haiku # 4329, September 13, 2000 6:33 pm ET
by haikuin racoon
nothing is finer
than a lovely vagina
hope we can meet soon
Haiku # 4328, September 13, 2000 5:44 pm ET
by Homage
vagina is good!
though chubby pussy is best
but any will do
Haiku # 4327, September 13, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by Homage
foul stench? no well aged
you have finally found that
cheese, lost long ago
Haiku # 4326, September 13, 2000 5:32 pm ET
by Homage
hairless or bushy
as lovely as a flower
vagina is good
Haiku # 4325, September 13, 2000 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drunken haikuist
went to the tatooist, now
haiku is tatoo
Haiku # 4324, September 13, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by Homage
Gently I remove
finger from bellybutton
what is that foul stench?
Haiku # 4323, September 13, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
guess she's not so weird
i psychologically
prepare for phone call
Haiku # 4322, September 13, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Guy Montag
life really sucks hard
alternatives suck too, though
bang head on wall now.
Haiku # 4321, September 13, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by sheena of hell
bubblegum movies
so they have no point who cares
perfect for two blondes
Haiku # 4320, September 13, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by toodumblonds
haiku-limerick
tradition can suck my dick
rising sun stiff mick
Haiku # 4319, September 13, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by Homage
not reliable
your love does not pass muster
but so effective
Haiku # 4318, September 13, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Homage
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