Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

foul stench? no well aged
you have finally found that
cheese, lost long ago
Haiku # 4326, September 13, 2000 5:32 pm ET
by Homage
hairless or bushy
as lovely as a flower
vagina is good
Haiku # 4325, September 13, 2000 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drunken haikuist
went to the tatooist, now
haiku is tatoo
Haiku # 4324, September 13, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by Homage
Gently I remove
finger from bellybutton
what is that foul stench?
Haiku # 4323, September 13, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
guess she's not so weird
i psychologically
prepare for phone call
Haiku # 4322, September 13, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Guy Montag
life really sucks hard
alternatives suck too, though
bang head on wall now.
Haiku # 4321, September 13, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by sheena of hell
bubblegum movies
so they have no point who cares
perfect for two blondes
Haiku # 4320, September 13, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by toodumblonds
haiku-limerick
tradition can suck my dick
rising sun stiff mick
Haiku # 4319, September 13, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by Homage
not reliable
your love does not pass muster
but so effective
Haiku # 4318, September 13, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Homage
love scorched my feathers
alone again I worry
ohh to fly again
Haiku # 4317, September 13, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by Homage
sorry we missed you
we are back from Toronto
call us again soon
Haiku # 4316, September 13, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Monty of Venice
DSN is hard
to work with in a haiku
syllable hogging!

Haiku # 4315, September 13, 2000 12:42 pm ET
by Homage
it's cool as a moose
eating a watermellon
on a rainy day
Haiku # 4314, September 13, 2000 12:27 pm ET
by Homage
Another change has
Caused the site to crash and burn
I need DSN
Haiku # 4313, September 13, 2000 11:48 am ET
by Janis of Century City
the grass is greener
but gardener is meaner
loose goose gets the blame
Haiku # 4312, September 12, 2000 5:56 pm ET
by Homage huh?!
yes paxil was good
but serezone was better
erections like stone
Haiku # 4311, September 12, 2000 5:53 pm ET
by Homage to seratonin
The scent of sawdust
and dandelion paint, a
fresh, sharpened pencil.

Haiku # 4310, September 12, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The rainbow halo
around a lit wick, candle
wax on naked skin.

Haiku # 4309, September 12, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
I'm round like the moon,
but I don't see monsters now.
Mixed blessing: Paxil.

Haiku # 4308, September 12, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Artistic, but fat,
intensely creative, but
torture to look at.
Haiku # 4307, September 12, 2000 2:48 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
the city limits
our capabilities
thwarting dialogue
Haiku # 4306, September 12, 2000 11:51 am ET
by Homage
the automobile
destroying the public space
democracy dies
Haiku # 4305, September 12, 2000 11:44 am ET
by Homage
two girly bunnies
always humping each other
are they doing E?
Haiku # 4304, September 12, 2000 11:06 am ET
by Homage to opps!
rabbit gazes through me
unnerving this look she has
ancient yet patient
Haiku # 4303, September 12, 2000 11:02 am ET
by Homage
iridescent duck
beautiful and unknowing
swiming through oil slick
Haiku # 4302, September 12, 2000 10:55 am ET
by Homage
sing with me machines
we here in this hot basement
are aluminum
Haiku # 4301, September 11, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my buzz wearing off
i hug my robot butler
'sir please' he buzzes
Haiku # 4300, September 11, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
put down for the count
merely seeking perfection
with my correction
Haiku # 4299, September 11, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by ash
set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese
Haiku # 4298, September 11, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by ash
i love it! i do!
my profile is a mass of
haiku!! i am free!!
Haiku # 4297, September 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by Guy Montag
i am inspired
haiku is me, and i it
telescope to soul
Haiku # 4296, September 11, 2000 5:09 pm ET
by Guy Montag
The moment has passed;
The wind still blows, rain still falls
Hell still reigns O'er earth
Haiku # 4295, September 11, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
"Squirming Like a Toad"
I adjust apprehensive
to the new Haiku
Haiku # 4294, September 11, 2000 4:53 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
Far too hot today.
My moodring changes colors
Without my finger.
Haiku # 4293, September 11, 2000 4:42 pm ET
by Crime Against Poetry of SoCal
let your feelings out
to complete strangers; that is
bad haiku for you
Haiku # 4292, September 11, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by Guy Montag
if not insight on
my being, haiku does give
me an outlet... ha ,'/
Haiku # 4291, September 11, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Guy Montag
argh... am I trying
to be something im not? screw
it all. what am i?
Haiku # 4290, September 11, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Jennifer I said,
"comparing is odious."
lovely illusions
Haiku # 4289, September 11, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by scorpionova9
what's my problem? can't
i relate? my looks? what gives?
not sociopath!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 4288, September 11, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by Guy Montag
ash i must relent
it works this five seven five!
leaves begin to fall
Haiku # 4287, September 11, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
our society
male violence glorified
testosterone rules
Haiku # 4286, September 11, 2000 1:53 pm ET
by Homage to change
if i repeat "ash"
countless times and even more
ringing in ears stops
Muahahahaha!
Haiku # 4285, September 11, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by Homage to Anthony Hopkins
the mountain rises
endlessly before us all
ash counts step by step
Haiku # 4284, September 11, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
Ash calls my haiku
too bad to be bad haiku
happy? sad? I type on
Haiku # 4283, September 11, 2000 1:18 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
do not worry if
bad haikuist cannot count
assholes suck ass hair
Haiku # 4282, September 11, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Homage to all
it looks like ice-cream
and it tastes like ice-cream
but no Ash says shit
Haiku # 4281, September 11, 2000 12:10 pm ET
by Homage to Ash, wholly
ok ok we did not
know that even bad haiku
must kiss ass suck rules
Haiku # 4280, September 11, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by Homage to holy Ash
too true, too true! five
i think they just guess! seven
meaningful, though. five
Haiku # 4279, September 11, 2000 4:47 am ET
by Guy Montag
read the title dudes
unless it's 5 7 5
it's bad something else
Haiku # 4278, September 11, 2000 4:45 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the current crop of poets
cannot hold a count
Haiku # 4277, September 11, 2000 4:43 am ET
by ash
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