Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

the rain keeps falling
even in dreams
the skull leaks badly
Haiku # 4276, September 11, 2000 12:47 am ET
by Shinkechi
imaginary metal baseball bats
launch skateboards
into orbit
Haiku # 4275, September 10, 2000 11:20 pm ET
by Homage
middle of the night
skateboarders on baker street
clatter clatter clatter
Haiku # 4274, September 10, 2000 11:15 pm ET
by Homage
Baboons are interesting
coming,
or going
Haiku # 4273, September 10, 2000 8:59 pm ET
by Homage
we would touch you
through and through
us bad haiku people
Haiku # 4272, September 10, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by Homage to Kimberly
here in Nelson
our tiny imperfect mayor
kills cypress trees at will
Haiku # 4271, September 10, 2000 8:30 pm ET
by Homage to Kimberly
to love and mean it
beyond words
fathomless unknown
Haiku # 4270, September 10, 2000 8:26 pm ET
by Homage to Kimberly
He would not touch me.
He left me trembling, begging,
offering myself.
Haiku # 4269, September 10, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Nine and twenty-one:
landmark years for cypress trees.
graveyard green, a loss.
Haiku # 4268, September 10, 2000 6:30 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Hello begins in
Hell. There is no good in bye.
Do not wave to me.
Haiku # 4267, September 10, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Joe, your promises
are icing. Sugar roses
hiding ruined cake.
Haiku # 4266, September 10, 2000 6:15 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Overused language:
I love. What if I mean it?
What words exist, then?
Haiku # 4265, September 10, 2000 6:12 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Your smile hurts me more
than honesty. You don't feel.
My words are useless.
Haiku # 4264, September 10, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Cold metal around
the wrists, naked flesh touching
naked flesh, trembling.
Haiku # 4263, September 10, 2000 6:01 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
You're lazy, says Ken.
Now, help me lift this, and please
get out of my way.
Haiku # 4262, September 10, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Priscilla looks down.
No solution. Nothing goes.
The cards do not match.
Haiku # 4261, September 10, 2000 5:59 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
a... a.... a..... haiku !
poetry pours from within
bless you for this site
Haiku # 4260, September 10, 2000 5:46 pm ET
by ash
hypomania
verbose as a thesaurus
subtle as nosebleeds
Haiku # 4259, September 10, 2000 5:43 pm ET
by ash
I'm big in Japan
I'm sold out in Singapore
Y'all come on backstage
Haiku # 4258, September 10, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
the cornflakes crackled
mom was scraping charcoal toast
Dad ran over Spot
Haiku # 4257, September 10, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
art art art art art art art
yes but is it
fondling?
Haiku # 4256, September 10, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by Homage
FONDLE FONDLE FON-
DLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE
Yes, but is it art?
Haiku # 4255, September 10, 2000 4:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the subtle art of
conversation; i suck at
it. I NEED CULTURE!
Haiku # 4254, September 10, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the worst
vice
is advice
Haiku # 4253, September 10, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by Homage
these small things
this letting go
may feed a lifetime
Haiku # 4252, September 10, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by Homage
one brief hour
of fullnes and freedom
of madness and joy
Haiku # 4251, September 10, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Homage
driving free loving free
courting distruction
with taunts
Haiku # 4250, September 10, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Homage
sigh... shes on. do i
have the confidence? or will
i stay up all night?
Haiku # 4249, September 10, 2000 2:45 pm ET
by Guy Montag
geez. i have a real
problem with hitting enter
on 3 stanza verse
Haiku # 4248, September 10, 2000 2:39 pm ET
by Guy Montag
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick
anxiety builds as i
sit and wait and wait

sleepless night last night
mind filled with thoughts of a girl.
now i wait for her

soon she will get on
aim... I'll ask her...then the voices will stop...
Haiku # 4247, September 10, 2000 2:38 pm ET
by Guy Montag
fury
the final
fig leaf
Haiku # 4246, September 10, 2000 2:37 pm ET
by Homage
Singapore Sling
jaunty ironic
retro beverage
Haiku # 4245, September 10, 2000 2:25 pm ET
by Homage
broken links
cyber coral
fishy fishy fishy
Haiku # 4244, September 10, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by Homage to Kiwi
Everything
is personal
to a person
Haiku # 4243, September 10, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by Homage
THE Ort cloud
THE ort cloud
mind dead as spam
Haiku # 4242, September 10, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Homage
your great art
would be greatly appreciated
here and now
Haiku # 4241, September 10, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by Homage to Wonder worm
Robotic telescopes
in Tuscon
surveying to Ort cloud
Haiku # 4240, September 10, 2000 1:55 pm ET
by Homage
excluding limits
a clang association
is still poetry
Haiku # 4239, September 10, 2000 5:08 am ET
by ash
an art called sex
wich i perform with great skill
orally,daily.
Haiku # 4238, September 9, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by wonder worm
shade lends a greying
cover to small rodents poised
on a sack of rice
Haiku # 4237, September 9, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a great humping thug
my white dog wraps paws around
anything he can
Haiku # 4236, September 9, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a crow feather floats
down into an apple tree
tears splash on my feet
Haiku # 4235, September 9, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my feet carry me
familiar with each rock on
this well travelled path
Haiku # 4234, September 9, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
treasonous reason
reasonable treason
mere words suck ass hair
Haiku # 4233, September 9, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Homage to Guy of Canada
in the days of old
when nights were bold and condoms
were not yet invented

they tied a sock
around their cocks and fucked
until contented
Haiku # 4232, September 9, 2000 11:57 am ET
by wonder worm
Beware, you have to
spent one turn for a bidding
command. You can bid

5 Carpets of Fly-
ing using 1 turn. But, you should spent 2 turns for

bidding for a Car-
pet of Flying and an Oil
Flask. learn grammar, man!
Haiku # 4231, September 9, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
about that sex
thing... does anyone know if
girls play starcraft?
Haiku # 4230, September 9, 2000 6:33 am ET
by Guy Montag
gold from a test tube
alchemy's secrets revealed
olympic magic
Haiku # 4229, September 9, 2000 6:03 am ET
by ash
The site has been moved
To a good old new machine
I hope it all works
Haiku # 4228, September 8, 2000 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Century City
a very large sheep
gave christopher columbus
syphillis.he died.
Haiku # 4227, September 8, 2000 10:43 am ET
by wonder worm
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