in the days of old
when nights were bold and condoms
were not yet invented
they tied a sock
around their cocks and fucked
until contented
by wonder worm
Beware, you have to
spent one turn for a bidding
command. You can bid
5 Carpets of Fly-
ing using 1 turn. But, you should spent 2 turns for
bidding for a Car-
pet of Flying and an Oil
Flask. learn grammar, man!
by Guy Montag
about that sex
thing... does anyone know if
girls play starcraft?
by Guy Montag
gold from a test tube
alchemy's secrets revealed
olympic magic
by ash
The site has been moved
To a good old new machine
I hope it all works
by Janis of Century City
a very large sheep
gave christopher columbus
syphillis.he died.
by wonder worm
thirty hours two days
my hands are misshapen claws
man i hate software
by Hollywood Bonfire
midwife to the build
this product is a breech birth
up to my elbows
by Hollywood Bonfire
BAH! A DOUBLE! NOT
EVEN MY FINEST WORK, ARG!
*abuses server*
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
by Guy Montag
bah... its 5:30
i should nap restfully now
but i cant sleep... bah
by Guy Montag
doing the head bob
fighting sleep amongst strangers
amusing them all
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
hungry stomach noise
interupting the meeting
shuffle my papers
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
kyle broflovski
stan marsh, kenny mccormick
and eric cartman
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
inclement weather...
haah...i am in no mood for
poetry...mangling
by ronin@wherever
just go suck ass hair
that's all you're ever good at
may look like one, too
by ronin@wherever
you'll never have sex
except all by yourself, fool
coz you are: Bob Hope
by ronin@wherever
you will never eat
a single morsel no more
you have no plastic
by ronin@wherever
it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain
by ronin@wherever
like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic
by ronin@wherever
what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone
by Anonymous Poet
wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny
by Guy Montag
hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again
by Guy Montag
janis, on two sides
of a coin. one good, one bad.
that book sucked ass hair
by Guy Montag
just remember, no
matter what you do, where you
go, no matter who
you are, somebody
will always be there to rape
you. or so i hope
by Guy Montag
goodbye for now i
go to shower or maybe
to shave my ass hair.
by Guy Montag
sigh... problem again
typical teenage struggle
should i ask her out?
by Guy Montag
I think I'll have some
popcorn and a coke in class.
Not bad for high school.
by Guy Montag
I have an "A" in
english. hooray. rejoice. wave
that happy flag high.
by Guy Montag
9 or 10 notecards
I made yesterday about
abusing a goat
by Guy Montag
loving some good greens
i would travel a fairway
suits me to a tee
by ash
hey mister haiku
your site doesn't impress me
go shave your ass hair
by foxxxy Wolf of NJ
This website is great.
Poetry that you can write.
Weird Walter liked it.
by Weird Walter of http://homepages.go.com/~weirdwalter/
Moving chaps my ass
Whole life fits in a U-haul
I need more vodka
by Talick of Los Angeles
Huge pigs fly overhead.
Where did they come from, you ask?
That's for me to know.
by Fuu18
i dance on your face
where's your pride now pretty boy
you no like? you like.
by Fuu18
wine catastrophe
teeth stained purple, head pounding
cabernet breakfast
by oldnasty
keep up that miaowing
adolescent burmese blue
your gonads are toast
by ash
Neanderthal man
had no use for cat litter
or names like Snowball
by boxofrain
Yo, freak-nasty ho...
Won't you give me some lovin'?
I got a quarter
by Rumbling Thicket of Santa Clara, CA
do dogs have the right
to nap after a brisk walk
shameless animals
by mount madonna mama
just bought a new car
a fact difficult to hide
pulling in the drive
by mount madonna mama
back to the drawing
bored stuck again and again
life leaking out now
by mount madonna mama
Love is good, it makes
us happy. dating sucks. I
just want to get laid
by Guy Montag
some haiku are so fine
you need to send them two times
alas this ain't one
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
by basho-matique of none
Why make a Haiku
Surfing the net is better
Oh wait i made one
by Diablo
sweet sinsemilla
heady smells of summertime
resin resonates
by ash
