Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

just go suck ass hair
that's all you're ever good at
may look like one, too
Haiku # 4216, September 7, 2000 5:02 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you'll never have sex
except all by yourself, fool
coz you are: Bob Hope
Haiku # 4215, September 7, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you will never eat
a single morsel no more
you have no plastic
Haiku # 4214, September 7, 2000 4:56 am ET
by ronin@wherever
it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain
Haiku # 4213, September 7, 2000 4:52 am ET
by ronin@wherever
like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic
Haiku # 4212, September 7, 2000 4:46 am ET
by ronin@wherever
what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone
Haiku # 4211, September 7, 2000 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny
Haiku # 4210, September 7, 2000 4:39 am ET
by Guy Montag
hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again
Haiku # 4209, September 7, 2000 4:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
janis, on two sides
of a coin. one good, one bad.
that book sucked ass hair
Haiku # 4208, September 7, 2000 4:34 am ET
by Guy Montag
just remember, no
matter what you do, where you
go, no matter who

you are, somebody
will always be there to rape
you. or so i hope
Haiku # 4207, September 7, 2000 4:33 am ET
by Guy Montag
goodbye for now i
go to shower or maybe
to shave my ass hair.
Haiku # 4206, September 7, 2000 4:05 am ET
by Guy Montag
sigh... problem again
typical teenage struggle
should i ask her out?
Haiku # 4205, September 7, 2000 4:04 am ET
by Guy Montag
I think I'll have some
popcorn and a coke in class.
Not bad for high school.
Haiku # 4204, September 7, 2000 4:02 am ET
by Guy Montag
I have an "A" in
english. hooray. rejoice. wave
that happy flag high.
Haiku # 4203, September 7, 2000 4:00 am ET
by Guy Montag
9 or 10 notecards
I made yesterday about
abusing a goat
Haiku # 4202, September 7, 2000 3:58 am ET
by Guy Montag
loving some good greens
i would travel a fairway
suits me to a tee
Haiku # 4201, September 7, 2000 3:21 am ET
by ash
hey mister haiku
your site doesn't impress me
go shave your ass hair
Haiku # 4200, September 6, 2000 7:06 pm ET
by foxxxy Wolf of NJ
This website is great.
Poetry that you can write.
Weird Walter liked it.
Haiku # 4199, September 6, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by Weird Walter of http://homepages.go.com/~weirdwalter/
Moving chaps my ass
Whole life fits in a U-haul
I need more vodka
Haiku # 4198, September 6, 2000 5:11 pm ET
by Talick of Los Angeles
Huge pigs fly overhead.
Where did they come from, you ask?
That's for me to know.
Haiku # 4197, September 6, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Fuu18
i dance on your face
where's your pride now pretty boy
you no like? you like.
Haiku # 4196, September 6, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by Fuu18
wine catastrophe
teeth stained purple, head pounding
cabernet breakfast
Haiku # 4195, September 6, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by oldnasty
keep up that miaowing
adolescent burmese blue
your gonads are toast
Haiku # 4194, September 6, 2000 5:00 am ET
by ash
Neanderthal man
had no use for cat litter
or names like Snowball
Haiku # 4193, September 6, 2000 12:50 am ET
by boxofrain
Yo, freak-nasty ho...
Won't you give me some lovin'?
I got a quarter
Haiku # 4192, September 5, 2000 10:25 pm ET
by Rumbling Thicket of Santa Clara, CA
do dogs have the right
to nap after a brisk walk
shameless animals
Haiku # 4191, September 5, 2000 12:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
just bought a new car
a fact difficult to hide
pulling in the drive
Haiku # 4190, September 5, 2000 12:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
back to the drawing
bored stuck again and again
life leaking out now
Haiku # 4189, September 5, 2000 12:11 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Love is good, it makes
us happy. dating sucks. I
just want to get laid
Haiku # 4188, September 4, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by Guy Montag
some haiku are so fine
you need to send them two times
alas this ain't one
Haiku # 4187, September 4, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
Haiku # 4186, September 4, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
Haiku # 4185, September 4, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
Why make a Haiku
Surfing the net is better
Oh wait i made one
Haiku # 4184, September 3, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by Diablo
sweet sinsemilla
heady smells of summertime
resin resonates
Haiku # 4183, September 3, 2000 9:28 pm ET
by ash
once i licked a toad
hoping to hallucinate
should i tell my kids?
Haiku # 4182, September 3, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
don't be alarmed child
the pieces don't always fit
this is normal here
Haiku # 4181, September 3, 2000 8:17 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
disco magicians
statistical states of grace
black helicopters
Haiku # 4180, September 3, 2000 8:15 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm at work and bored
Lucky I have internet
Surfing on their dime.
Haiku # 4179, September 3, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Chellie of Florida
New football season
Commercials interrupted
By large, padded men
Haiku # 4178, September 3, 2000 11:31 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Watching some football
Bills lost in the closing seconds
I hate everyone
Haiku # 4177, September 3, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Diablo
you cum like glam rock
explosive and luminous
worth the admission
Haiku # 4176, September 3, 2000 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
if you had a brain
to go aong with that ass
you'd be somethin' else
Haiku # 4175, September 3, 2000 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
my ribcage crackles
with the knowledge you're alive
make all your days count
Haiku # 4174, September 3, 2000 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
the nice girl next door
doesn't live there anymore
she's a stripper now
Haiku # 4173, September 3, 2000 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
I have always feared
being homeless and alone
sucking cock for food
Haiku # 4172, September 3, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
you're the foxiest
in your white cotton panties
who's your daddy girl?
Haiku # 4171, September 3, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
your haiku is good
our haiku is better still
give up now round-eye
Haiku # 4170, September 3, 2000 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
you are so damn fine
I can't look you in the eye
you make my guts hurt
Haiku # 4169, September 3, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of pittsburgh, pa
damn repetitive
the server's error, not mine
what was that again?
Haiku # 4168, September 3, 2000 5:43 am ET
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
Haiku # 4167, September 3, 2000 5:39 am ET
by ash
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