if you had a brain
to go aong with that ass
you'd be somethin' else
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
my ribcage crackles
with the knowledge you're alive
make all your days count
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
the nice girl next door
doesn't live there anymore
she's a stripper now
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
I have always feared
being homeless and alone
sucking cock for food
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
you're the foxiest
in your white cotton panties
who's your daddy girl?
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
your haiku is good
our haiku is better still
give up now round-eye
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
you are so damn fine
I can't look you in the eye
you make my guts hurt
by Anonymous Poet of pittsburgh, pa
damn repetitive
the server's error, not mine
what was that again?
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
by ash
yes i like the beers
and if i had a spaceship
i'd have beers on board
by Hollywood Bonfire
i drank seven beers
i'm not manly but i'm drunk
right now that's enough
by Hollywood Bonfire
right now my head pounds
just got drunk with high school friends
it's twelve years since then
right now my heart swells
those i now know how i've missed
all still existing
(and by the way, kids, don't do drugs)
by Hollywood Bonfire
Hey, Listen up Ash
Did you get your haiku prize?
It was sent Thursday
by Janis of Santa Monica
Lights down, intro blares
A moments pause: they take the stage
Chills shoot down my spine
by Jason of Your Town, USA
torment me no more
for though i have no spell check
the proof is out there
by ash
sad imperfection
causes a certain longing
where a log should be
by ash
sleep in until noon
long on and write a haiku
happy father's day
by ash
Oink oink oink oink
PUMA IM SORRY FOR THAT
STARCRAFT TODAY... HA
by Guy Montag
Pumamonkey! He
is my hero... always there
for me. OINK WITH ME!!
by Guy Montag
Off to the concert
I thought you went with parents.
true, but also with him
by ScorpioiNova9
Holiday Weekend
Thousands come and decide this:
Ignore traffic laws
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Please, no wait, please don't,
I was on hold 3 hours!
Please--goddammit---(beeeeep)
by Granny of http://www.mindspring.com/%7Eemtjb/index.html
Pull my finger, son.
Hope your prom date doesn't mind,
Ooops, leaky diaper!
by Granny of http://www.mindspring.com/%7Eemtjb/index.html
Ill-tempered sea bass
With fricken laser beam heads
Throw me a bone here
by dingo@rat.org of Santa Clara, CA
scooby doobie doo
cleft palate lends a different
music to my ear
by mount madonna mama
hurling blue ephemerid
soar true through the air and dine
on tailgaters eye
by mount madonna mama
how does the dog know
he only chews the heads off
the small plastic toys
by mount madonna mama
meeting with the boss
not paying much attention
heh,heh...she said "wood"
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
your soft pink anus
it winks at me in my dreams
pucker up, baby
if i was called sue
and i was quite attractive
i'd work for kit kat
by Scrunty Device
i'd like to ride you
dressed as a naked cowboy
how does thursday sound?
by Scrunty Device
hey! you! scooter boy!
scoot like you've never scooted!
Buffy's on in 5!
my fucking printer
vomits forth the vile slander
and not my homework
i have but five sweets
and five friends to share them with
but only two razors
by Scrunty Device
wish i was geoff capes
then i'd have a beard and stuff
god, that'd be cool
louder than a bomb
bigger than bella emberg's arse
where shall i put it?
excuse me, mister
i saw that cucumber first
say, that's not right, man
by Scrunty Device
transmission resumed
please enter user password
case sensitive, foo!
HOT ASIAN TEEN BABES
CLICK TO CUM ON THEIR FACES
the internet's great
by Scrunty Device
make me an omlette
try to make it without eggs
i like them that way
ungawa, cheetah!
big metal bird fall from sky
tonight we dine well
by Scrunty Device
i'm not a dentist
not even a dental nurse
i fucking hate teeth
by Scrunty Device
i climbed up a tree
with my new binoculars
that i leant on wood
lying on my back
'neath the blue arc of heaven
a bird shat on me
by Scrunty Device
stop that professor!
DNA is not a toy!
i'm not your easel!
my leaky biro
writing without you would be
finger-lickin' good
by Scrunty Device
let's all get jiggy
for it's the willennium
ha-ha ha-ha woo!
the ground is all wet
and the shop-fronts are drippy
damn my weak bladder
by Scrunty Device
People from Norway
Smell more than those from Finland
Scientific fact!
by Kenneth Extension
My telephone cord
Helical as DNA
But not as twisty
by Kenneth Extension
Do Snapple do a
Urine-flavoured beverage
For perv refreshment?
by Kenneth Extension
All men are born free
But are everywhere in chains
And maybe bracelets
by Kenneth Extension
yawn repeatedly
five and a half hours slumber
that wasn't enough
by ash
Hey Red where are you?
Haven't seen you at the gym
is your shit melting?
by Monty Hall of Venice
Ode to the Kia
cheap little piece of metal
you make my life hell
by Monty Hall of Venice
hijackers onboard
another dryer sheet found
stuck inside my shirt
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
now i understand
ex roomy not good with words
what a big turnoff
by Anonymous Poet
Roomates,oh the sex
desire it but oh the fun it
would have been not lost.
by Red
red, my ex roommate
never had sex together
i wonder why not
by Red
