hey! you! scooter boy!
scoot like you've never scooted!
Buffy's on in 5!
my fucking printer
vomits forth the vile slander
and not my homework
i have but five sweets
and five friends to share them with
but only two razors
by Scrunty Device
wish i was geoff capes
then i'd have a beard and stuff
god, that'd be cool
louder than a bomb
bigger than bella emberg's arse
where shall i put it?
excuse me, mister
i saw that cucumber first
say, that's not right, man
by Scrunty Device
transmission resumed
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case sensitive, foo!
HOT ASIAN TEEN BABES
CLICK TO CUM ON THEIR FACES
the internet's great
by Scrunty Device
make me an omlette
try to make it without eggs
i like them that way
ungawa, cheetah!
big metal bird fall from sky
tonight we dine well
by Scrunty Device
i'm not a dentist
not even a dental nurse
i fucking hate teeth
by Scrunty Device
i climbed up a tree
with my new binoculars
that i leant on wood
lying on my back
'neath the blue arc of heaven
a bird shat on me
by Scrunty Device
stop that professor!
DNA is not a toy!
i'm not your easel!
my leaky biro
writing without you would be
finger-lickin' good
by Scrunty Device
let's all get jiggy
for it's the willennium
ha-ha ha-ha woo!
the ground is all wet
and the shop-fronts are drippy
damn my weak bladder
by Scrunty Device
People from Norway
Smell more than those from Finland
Scientific fact!
by Kenneth Extension
My telephone cord
Helical as DNA
But not as twisty
by Kenneth Extension
Do Snapple do a
Urine-flavoured beverage
For perv refreshment?
by Kenneth Extension
All men are born free
But are everywhere in chains
And maybe bracelets
by Kenneth Extension
yawn repeatedly
five and a half hours slumber
that wasn't enough
by ash
Hey Red where are you?
Haven't seen you at the gym
is your shit melting?
by Monty Hall of Venice
Ode to the Kia
cheap little piece of metal
you make my life hell
by Monty Hall of Venice
hijackers onboard
another dryer sheet found
stuck inside my shirt
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
now i understand
ex roomy not good with words
what a big turnoff
by Anonymous Poet
Roomates,oh the sex
desire it but oh the fun it
would have been not lost.
by Red
red, my ex roommate
never had sex together
i wonder why not
by Red
working on a car
need good ideas badly
do you have any
by Red
The oppressive heat
Watch nature's creatures suffer
Long live Central Air!
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Boss is a moron
Someone had to tell her that
Now, daytime t.v.
by Chellie of Florida
What have I eaten
To make the potty and I
Very close today?
by Lucylu of Kalamazoo
Went to your party
Horror! Aunt Flo has arrived!
Bitch ruined my dress
by Chellie of Florida
Man this cd sucks
I loved it when I bought it
What was I thinking?
by Chellie of Florida
This is my frist time
Writing a public haiku
Well, so far so good.
by Chellie of Florida
piece of crap tab key
sitting there, mocking me and
my incomplete post
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
pullover sweatshirt
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
if she sells sea shells
by the seashore, then what would
she sell her clam for?
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
John Robert Crawford
Haikus so bad, they call him
Mr. Bad Haiku
by Bryce
so i ignore her
and before long she's asleep
curled at my feet
by Simba's Beefteeth of Hogtown
she sees the cat treat
yet will not acknowledge it
for it is offered
by Simba's Beefteeth of Hogtown
from hedge past the Olds
the hyper 'Teeq' darts onto
the warm Festiva
by Simba's Beefteeth of Hogtown
o bewitched feline
your tortoise shell conceals
your devilish heart
by Simba's Beefteeth of Hogtown
ode to a dear friend
Tequila you coy princess
how i miss your "purrrt"
by Simba's Beefteeth of Hogtown
ran 10K today
need a mike's hard lemonade
need to quench my thirst
by Monty Hall of Venice
I have a dark secret
It's small and round and pointy
But in a good way
by Scrunty Device
My high moral ground
Can make it quite difficult
To lick your finger
by Scrunty Device
Oh to be your hand
Now that summer is here
And you are shaven
by Scrunty Device
Hey mister dj
Play that funky beat once more
No, the other one
by Scrunty Device
The wheels on the bus
Go right round, baby, right round
Like crazy fuckers
by Scrunty Device
Take one green pepper
And a handful of bacon
If you really want
by Scrunty Device
The glorious boy!
See how he flexes his brain!
Like a squishy goo
by Scrunty Device
If you had twelve cats
And you put them in a row
Which would you eat first?
by Scrunty Device
All the church ladies
Are concealing their wedgies
That the vicar gave
by Scrunty Device
What's in your trousers?
They bulge ever so slightly
Have you lost a sock?
by Scrunty Device
DVD buyers
we must have you for dinner
upon our return
by Monty Hall of Venice
Little wife must check
with her six foot five husband
to buy DVD
by Monty Hall of Venice
Look.. the odd buttons
At the bottom of the screen
Now sort of make sense
by Janis of Culver City
