Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #4137
let's all get jiggy
for it's the willennium
ha-ha ha-ha woo!

the ground is all wet
and the shop-fronts are drippy
damn my weak bladder
Haiku #4137
Posted: September 1, 2000 11:07 am ET
Poet & location: Scrunty Device