Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain
Haiku # 4213, September 7, 2000 4:52 am ET
by ronin@wherever
like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic
Haiku # 4212, September 7, 2000 4:46 am ET
by ronin@wherever
what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone
Haiku # 4211, September 7, 2000 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny
Haiku # 4210, September 7, 2000 4:39 am ET
by Guy Montag
hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again
Haiku # 4209, September 7, 2000 4:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
janis, on two sides
of a coin. one good, one bad.
that book sucked ass hair
Haiku # 4208, September 7, 2000 4:34 am ET
by Guy Montag
just remember, no
matter what you do, where you
go, no matter who

you are, somebody
will always be there to rape
you. or so i hope
Haiku # 4207, September 7, 2000 4:33 am ET
by Guy Montag
goodbye for now i
go to shower or maybe
to shave my ass hair.
Haiku # 4206, September 7, 2000 4:05 am ET
by Guy Montag
sigh... problem again
typical teenage struggle
should i ask her out?
Haiku # 4205, September 7, 2000 4:04 am ET
by Guy Montag
I think I'll have some
popcorn and a coke in class.
Not bad for high school.
Haiku # 4204, September 7, 2000 4:02 am ET
by Guy Montag
I have an "A" in
english. hooray. rejoice. wave
that happy flag high.
Haiku # 4203, September 7, 2000 4:00 am ET
by Guy Montag
9 or 10 notecards
I made yesterday about
abusing a goat
Haiku # 4202, September 7, 2000 3:58 am ET
by Guy Montag
loving some good greens
i would travel a fairway
suits me to a tee
Haiku # 4201, September 7, 2000 3:21 am ET
by ash
hey mister haiku
your site doesn't impress me
go shave your ass hair
Haiku # 4200, September 6, 2000 7:06 pm ET
by foxxxy Wolf of NJ
This website is great.
Poetry that you can write.
Weird Walter liked it.
Haiku # 4199, September 6, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by Weird Walter of http://homepages.go.com/~weirdwalter/
Moving chaps my ass
Whole life fits in a U-haul
I need more vodka
Haiku # 4198, September 6, 2000 5:11 pm ET
by Talick of Los Angeles
Huge pigs fly overhead.
Where did they come from, you ask?
That's for me to know.
Haiku # 4197, September 6, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Fuu18
i dance on your face
where's your pride now pretty boy
you no like? you like.
Haiku # 4196, September 6, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by Fuu18
wine catastrophe
teeth stained purple, head pounding
cabernet breakfast
Haiku # 4195, September 6, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by oldnasty
keep up that miaowing
adolescent burmese blue
your gonads are toast
Haiku # 4194, September 6, 2000 5:00 am ET
by ash
Neanderthal man
had no use for cat litter
or names like Snowball
Haiku # 4193, September 6, 2000 12:50 am ET
by boxofrain
Yo, freak-nasty ho...
Won't you give me some lovin'?
I got a quarter
Haiku # 4192, September 5, 2000 10:25 pm ET
by Rumbling Thicket of Santa Clara, CA
do dogs have the right
to nap after a brisk walk
shameless animals
Haiku # 4191, September 5, 2000 12:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
just bought a new car
a fact difficult to hide
pulling in the drive
Haiku # 4190, September 5, 2000 12:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
back to the drawing
bored stuck again and again
life leaking out now
Haiku # 4189, September 5, 2000 12:11 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Love is good, it makes
us happy. dating sucks. I
just want to get laid
Haiku # 4188, September 4, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by Guy Montag
some haiku are so fine
you need to send them two times
alas this ain't one
Haiku # 4187, September 4, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
Haiku # 4186, September 4, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
Haiku # 4185, September 4, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
Why make a Haiku
Surfing the net is better
Oh wait i made one
Haiku # 4184, September 3, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by Diablo
sweet sinsemilla
heady smells of summertime
resin resonates
Haiku # 4183, September 3, 2000 9:28 pm ET
by ash
once i licked a toad
hoping to hallucinate
should i tell my kids?
Haiku # 4182, September 3, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
don't be alarmed child
the pieces don't always fit
this is normal here
Haiku # 4181, September 3, 2000 8:17 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
disco magicians
statistical states of grace
black helicopters
Haiku # 4180, September 3, 2000 8:15 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm at work and bored
Lucky I have internet
Surfing on their dime.
Haiku # 4179, September 3, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Chellie of Florida
New football season
Commercials interrupted
By large, padded men
Haiku # 4178, September 3, 2000 11:31 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Watching some football
Bills lost in the closing seconds
I hate everyone
Haiku # 4177, September 3, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Diablo
you cum like glam rock
explosive and luminous
worth the admission
Haiku # 4176, September 3, 2000 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
if you had a brain
to go aong with that ass
you'd be somethin' else
Haiku # 4175, September 3, 2000 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
my ribcage crackles
with the knowledge you're alive
make all your days count
Haiku # 4174, September 3, 2000 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
the nice girl next door
doesn't live there anymore
she's a stripper now
Haiku # 4173, September 3, 2000 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
I have always feared
being homeless and alone
sucking cock for food
Haiku # 4172, September 3, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
you're the foxiest
in your white cotton panties
who's your daddy girl?
Haiku # 4171, September 3, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
your haiku is good
our haiku is better still
give up now round-eye
Haiku # 4170, September 3, 2000 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
you are so damn fine
I can't look you in the eye
you make my guts hurt
Haiku # 4169, September 3, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of pittsburgh, pa
damn repetitive
the server's error, not mine
what was that again?
Haiku # 4168, September 3, 2000 5:43 am ET
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
Haiku # 4167, September 3, 2000 5:39 am ET
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
Haiku # 4166, September 3, 2000 5:39 am ET
by ash
yes i like the beers
and if i had a spaceship
i'd have beers on board
Haiku # 4165, September 2, 2000 11:39 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i drank seven beers
i'm not manly but i'm drunk
right now that's enough
Haiku # 4164, September 2, 2000 11:37 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
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