Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Huge pigs fly overhead.
Where did they come from, you ask?
That's for me to know.
Haiku # 4197, September 6, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Fuu18
i dance on your face
where's your pride now pretty boy
you no like? you like.
Haiku # 4196, September 6, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by Fuu18
wine catastrophe
teeth stained purple, head pounding
cabernet breakfast
Haiku # 4195, September 6, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by oldnasty
keep up that miaowing
adolescent burmese blue
your gonads are toast
Haiku # 4194, September 6, 2000 5:00 am ET
by ash
Neanderthal man
had no use for cat litter
or names like Snowball
Haiku # 4193, September 6, 2000 12:50 am ET
by boxofrain
Yo, freak-nasty ho...
Won't you give me some lovin'?
I got a quarter
Haiku # 4192, September 5, 2000 10:25 pm ET
by Rumbling Thicket of Santa Clara, CA
do dogs have the right
to nap after a brisk walk
shameless animals
Haiku # 4191, September 5, 2000 12:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
just bought a new car
a fact difficult to hide
pulling in the drive
Haiku # 4190, September 5, 2000 12:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
back to the drawing
bored stuck again and again
life leaking out now
Haiku # 4189, September 5, 2000 12:11 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Love is good, it makes
us happy. dating sucks. I
just want to get laid
Haiku # 4188, September 4, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by Guy Montag
some haiku are so fine
you need to send them two times
alas this ain't one
Haiku # 4187, September 4, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
Haiku # 4186, September 4, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
Haiku # 4185, September 4, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
Why make a Haiku
Surfing the net is better
Oh wait i made one
Haiku # 4184, September 3, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by Diablo
sweet sinsemilla
heady smells of summertime
resin resonates
Haiku # 4183, September 3, 2000 9:28 pm ET
by ash
once i licked a toad
hoping to hallucinate
should i tell my kids?
Haiku # 4182, September 3, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
don't be alarmed child
the pieces don't always fit
this is normal here
Haiku # 4181, September 3, 2000 8:17 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
disco magicians
statistical states of grace
black helicopters
Haiku # 4180, September 3, 2000 8:15 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm at work and bored
Lucky I have internet
Surfing on their dime.
Haiku # 4179, September 3, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Chellie of Florida
New football season
Commercials interrupted
By large, padded men
Haiku # 4178, September 3, 2000 11:31 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Watching some football
Bills lost in the closing seconds
I hate everyone
Haiku # 4177, September 3, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Diablo
you cum like glam rock
explosive and luminous
worth the admission
Haiku # 4176, September 3, 2000 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
if you had a brain
to go aong with that ass
you'd be somethin' else
Haiku # 4175, September 3, 2000 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
my ribcage crackles
with the knowledge you're alive
make all your days count
Haiku # 4174, September 3, 2000 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
the nice girl next door
doesn't live there anymore
she's a stripper now
Haiku # 4173, September 3, 2000 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
I have always feared
being homeless and alone
sucking cock for food
Haiku # 4172, September 3, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
you're the foxiest
in your white cotton panties
who's your daddy girl?
Haiku # 4171, September 3, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
your haiku is good
our haiku is better still
give up now round-eye
Haiku # 4170, September 3, 2000 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
you are so damn fine
I can't look you in the eye
you make my guts hurt
Haiku # 4169, September 3, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of pittsburgh, pa
damn repetitive
the server's error, not mine
what was that again?
Haiku # 4168, September 3, 2000 5:43 am ET
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
Haiku # 4167, September 3, 2000 5:39 am ET
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
Haiku # 4166, September 3, 2000 5:39 am ET
by ash
yes i like the beers
and if i had a spaceship
i'd have beers on board
Haiku # 4165, September 2, 2000 11:39 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i drank seven beers
i'm not manly but i'm drunk
right now that's enough
Haiku # 4164, September 2, 2000 11:37 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
right now my head pounds
just got drunk with high school friends
it's twelve years since then

right now my heart swells
those i now know how i've missed
all still existing

(and by the way, kids, don't do drugs)
Haiku # 4163, September 2, 2000 11:34 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Hey, Listen up Ash
Did you get your haiku prize?
It was sent Thursday
Haiku # 4162, September 2, 2000 7:32 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
Lights down, intro blares
A moments pause: they take the stage
Chills shoot down my spine
Haiku # 4161, September 2, 2000 7:16 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
torment me no more
for though i have no spell check
the proof is out there
Haiku # 4160, September 2, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by ash
sad imperfection
causes a certain longing
where a log should be
Haiku # 4159, September 2, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by ash
sleep in until noon
long on and write a haiku
happy father's day
Haiku # 4158, September 2, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by ash
Oink oink oink oink
PUMA IM SORRY FOR THAT
STARCRAFT TODAY... HA
Haiku # 4157, September 2, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Pumamonkey! He
is my hero... always there
for me. OINK WITH ME!!
Haiku # 4156, September 2, 2000 6:01 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Off to the concert
I thought you went with parents.
true, but also with him
Haiku # 4155, September 2, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by ScorpioiNova9
Holiday Weekend
Thousands come and decide this:
Ignore traffic laws
Haiku # 4154, September 1, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Please, no wait, please don't,
I was on hold 3 hours!
Please--goddammit---(beeeeep)
Haiku # 4153, September 1, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by Granny of http://www.mindspring.com/%7Eemtjb/index.html
Pull my finger, son.
Hope your prom date doesn't mind,
Ooops, leaky diaper!
Haiku # 4152, September 1, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by Granny of http://www.mindspring.com/%7Eemtjb/index.html
Ill-tempered sea bass
With fricken laser beam heads
Throw me a bone here
Haiku # 4151, September 1, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by dingo@rat.org of Santa Clara, CA
scooby doobie doo
cleft palate lends a different
music to my ear
Haiku # 4150, September 1, 2000 3:22 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hurling blue ephemerid
soar true through the air and dine
on tailgaters eye
Haiku # 4149, September 1, 2000 3:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
how does the dog know
he only chews the heads off
the small plastic toys
Haiku # 4148, September 1, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
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