tick, tock, tick, tock, tick
anxiety builds as i
sit and wait and wait

sleepless night last night
mind filled with thoughts of a girl.
now i wait for her

soon she will get on
aim... I'll ask her...then the voices will stop...

fury
the final
fig leaf

Singapore Sling
jaunty ironic
retro beverage

broken links
cyber coral
fishy fishy fishy

Everything
is personal
to a person

THE Ort cloud
THE ort cloud
mind dead as spam

your great art
would be greatly appreciated
here and now

Robotic telescopes
in Tuscon
surveying to Ort cloud

excluding limits
a clang association
is still poetry

an art called sex
wich i perform with great skill
orally,daily.

shade lends a greying
cover to small rodents poised
on a sack of rice

a great humping thug
my white dog wraps paws around
anything he can

a crow feather floats
down into an apple tree
tears splash on my feet

my feet carry me
familiar with each rock on
this well travelled path

treasonous reason
reasonable treason
mere words suck ass hair

in the days of old
when nights were bold and condoms
were not yet invented

they tied a sock
around their cocks and fucked
until contented

Beware, you have to
spent one turn for a bidding
command. You can bid

5 Carpets of Fly-
ing using 1 turn. But, you should spent 2 turns for

bidding for a Car-
pet of Flying and an Oil
Flask. learn grammar, man!

about that sex
thing... does anyone know if
girls play starcraft?

gold from a test tube
alchemy's secrets revealed
olympic magic

The site has been moved
To a good old new machine
I hope it all works

a very large sheep
gave christopher columbus
syphillis.he died.

thirty hours two days
my hands are misshapen claws
man i hate software

midwife to the build
this product is a breech birth
up to my elbows

BAH! A DOUBLE! NOT
EVEN MY FINEST WORK, ARG!
*abuses server*

uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair

uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair

bah... its 5:30
i should nap restfully now
but i cant sleep... bah

doing the head bob
fighting sleep amongst strangers
amusing them all

hungry stomach noise
interupting the meeting
shuffle my papers

kyle broflovski
stan marsh, kenny mccormick
and eric cartman

inclement weather...
haah...i am in no mood for
poetry...mangling

just go suck ass hair
that's all you're ever good at
may look like one, too

you'll never have sex
except all by yourself, fool
coz you are: Bob Hope

you will never eat
a single morsel no more
you have no plastic

it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain

like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic

what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone

wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny

hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again

janis, on two sides
of a coin. one good, one bad.
that book sucked ass hair

just remember, no
matter what you do, where you
go, no matter who

you are, somebody
will always be there to rape
you. or so i hope

goodbye for now i
go to shower or maybe
to shave my ass hair.

sigh... problem again
typical teenage struggle
should i ask her out?

I think I'll have some
popcorn and a coke in class.
Not bad for high school.

I have an "A" in
english. hooray. rejoice. wave
that happy flag high.

9 or 10 notecards
I made yesterday about
abusing a goat

loving some good greens
i would travel a fairway
suits me to a tee

hey mister haiku
your site doesn't impress me
go shave your ass hair

This website is great.
Poetry that you can write.
Weird Walter liked it.

Moving chaps my ass
Whole life fits in a U-haul
I need more vodka