uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair

bah... its 5:30
i should nap restfully now
but i cant sleep... bah

doing the head bob
fighting sleep amongst strangers
amusing them all

hungry stomach noise
interupting the meeting
shuffle my papers

kyle broflovski
stan marsh, kenny mccormick
and eric cartman

inclement weather...
haah...i am in no mood for
poetry...mangling

just go suck ass hair
that's all you're ever good at
may look like one, too

you'll never have sex
except all by yourself, fool
coz you are: Bob Hope

you will never eat
a single morsel no more
you have no plastic

it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain

like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic

what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone

wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny

hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again

janis, on two sides
of a coin. one good, one bad.
that book sucked ass hair

just remember, no
matter what you do, where you
go, no matter who

you are, somebody
will always be there to rape
you. or so i hope

goodbye for now i
go to shower or maybe
to shave my ass hair.

sigh... problem again
typical teenage struggle
should i ask her out?

I think I'll have some
popcorn and a coke in class.
Not bad for high school.

I have an "A" in
english. hooray. rejoice. wave
that happy flag high.

9 or 10 notecards
I made yesterday about
abusing a goat

loving some good greens
i would travel a fairway
suits me to a tee

hey mister haiku
your site doesn't impress me
go shave your ass hair

This website is great.
Poetry that you can write.
Weird Walter liked it.

Moving chaps my ass
Whole life fits in a U-haul
I need more vodka

Huge pigs fly overhead.
Where did they come from, you ask?
That's for me to know.

i dance on your face
where's your pride now pretty boy
you no like? you like.

wine catastrophe
teeth stained purple, head pounding
cabernet breakfast

keep up that miaowing
adolescent burmese blue
your gonads are toast

Neanderthal man
had no use for cat litter
or names like Snowball

Yo, freak-nasty ho...
Won't you give me some lovin'?
I got a quarter

do dogs have the right
to nap after a brisk walk
shameless animals

just bought a new car
a fact difficult to hide
pulling in the drive

back to the drawing
bored stuck again and again
life leaking out now

Love is good, it makes
us happy. dating sucks. I
just want to get laid

some haiku are so fine
you need to send them two times
alas this ain't one

he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit

he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit

Why make a Haiku
Surfing the net is better
Oh wait i made one

sweet sinsemilla
heady smells of summertime
resin resonates

once i licked a toad
hoping to hallucinate
should i tell my kids?

don't be alarmed child
the pieces don't always fit
this is normal here

disco magicians
statistical states of grace
black helicopters

I'm at work and bored
Lucky I have internet
Surfing on their dime.

New football season
Commercials interrupted
By large, padded men

Watching some football
Bills lost in the closing seconds
I hate everyone

you cum like glam rock
explosive and luminous
worth the admission

if you had a brain
to go aong with that ass
you'd be somethin' else

my ribcage crackles
with the knowledge you're alive
make all your days count

the nice girl next door
doesn't live there anymore
she's a stripper now