Moving chaps my ass
Whole life fits in a U-haul
I need more vodka
by Talick of Los Angeles
Huge pigs fly overhead.
Where did they come from, you ask?
That's for me to know.
by Fuu18
i dance on your face
where's your pride now pretty boy
you no like? you like.
by Fuu18
wine catastrophe
teeth stained purple, head pounding
cabernet breakfast
by oldnasty
keep up that miaowing
adolescent burmese blue
your gonads are toast
by ash
Neanderthal man
had no use for cat litter
or names like Snowball
by boxofrain
Yo, freak-nasty ho...
Won't you give me some lovin'?
I got a quarter
by Rumbling Thicket of Santa Clara, CA
do dogs have the right
to nap after a brisk walk
shameless animals
by mount madonna mama
just bought a new car
a fact difficult to hide
pulling in the drive
by mount madonna mama
back to the drawing
bored stuck again and again
life leaking out now
by mount madonna mama
Love is good, it makes
us happy. dating sucks. I
just want to get laid
by Guy Montag
some haiku are so fine
you need to send them two times
alas this ain't one
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
by basho-matique of none
he got his haircut
a new outlook on living
and instant credit
by basho-matique of none
Why make a Haiku
Surfing the net is better
Oh wait i made one
by Diablo
sweet sinsemilla
heady smells of summertime
resin resonates
by ash
once i licked a toad
hoping to hallucinate
should i tell my kids?
by Hollywood Bonfire
don't be alarmed child
the pieces don't always fit
this is normal here
by Hollywood Bonfire
disco magicians
statistical states of grace
black helicopters
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm at work and bored
Lucky I have internet
Surfing on their dime.
by Chellie of Florida
New football season
Commercials interrupted
By large, padded men
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Watching some football
Bills lost in the closing seconds
I hate everyone
by Diablo
you cum like glam rock
explosive and luminous
worth the admission
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
if you had a brain
to go aong with that ass
you'd be somethin' else
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
my ribcage crackles
with the knowledge you're alive
make all your days count
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
the nice girl next door
doesn't live there anymore
she's a stripper now
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
I have always feared
being homeless and alone
sucking cock for food
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, Pa
you're the foxiest
in your white cotton panties
who's your daddy girl?
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
your haiku is good
our haiku is better still
give up now round-eye
by Anonymous Poet of Pittsburgh, PA
you are so damn fine
I can't look you in the eye
you make my guts hurt
by Anonymous Poet of pittsburgh, pa
damn repetitive
the server's error, not mine
what was that again?
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
by ash
thank you for that prize
hopefully for my talents
not verbosity
by ash
yes i like the beers
and if i had a spaceship
i'd have beers on board
by Hollywood Bonfire
i drank seven beers
i'm not manly but i'm drunk
right now that's enough
by Hollywood Bonfire
right now my head pounds
just got drunk with high school friends
it's twelve years since then
right now my heart swells
those i now know how i've missed
all still existing
(and by the way, kids, don't do drugs)
by Hollywood Bonfire
Hey, Listen up Ash
Did you get your haiku prize?
It was sent Thursday
by Janis of Santa Monica
Lights down, intro blares
A moments pause: they take the stage
Chills shoot down my spine
by Jason of Your Town, USA
torment me no more
for though i have no spell check
the proof is out there
by ash
sad imperfection
causes a certain longing
where a log should be
by ash
sleep in until noon
long on and write a haiku
happy father's day
by ash
Oink oink oink oink
PUMA IM SORRY FOR THAT
STARCRAFT TODAY... HA
by Guy Montag
Pumamonkey! He
is my hero... always there
for me. OINK WITH ME!!
by Guy Montag
Off to the concert
I thought you went with parents.
true, but also with him
by ScorpioiNova9
Holiday Weekend
Thousands come and decide this:
Ignore traffic laws
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Please, no wait, please don't,
I was on hold 3 hours!
Please--goddammit---(beeeeep)
by Granny of http://www.mindspring.com/%7Eemtjb/index.html
Pull my finger, son.
Hope your prom date doesn't mind,
Ooops, leaky diaper!
by Granny of http://www.mindspring.com/%7Eemtjb/index.html
Ill-tempered sea bass
With fricken laser beam heads
Throw me a bone here
by dingo@rat.org of Santa Clara, CA
scooby doobie doo
cleft palate lends a different
music to my ear
by mount madonna mama
hurling blue ephemerid
soar true through the air and dine
on tailgaters eye
by mount madonna mama
