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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
one brief hour
of fullnes and freedom
of madness and joy
Haiku # 4251 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Homage
driving free loving free
courting distruction
with taunts
Haiku # 4250 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Homage
sigh... shes on. do i
have the confidence? or will
i stay up all night?
Haiku # 4249 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:45 pm ET
by Guy Montag
geez. i have a real
problem with hitting enter
on 3 stanza verse
Haiku # 4248 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:39 pm ET
by Guy Montag
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick
anxiety builds as i
sit and wait and wait

sleepless night last night
mind filled with thoughts of a girl.
now i wait for her

soon she will get on
aim... I'll ask her...then the voices will stop...
Haiku # 4247 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:38 pm ET
by Guy Montag
fury
the final
fig leaf
Haiku # 4246 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:37 pm ET
by Homage
Singapore Sling
jaunty ironic
retro beverage
Haiku # 4245 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:25 pm ET
by Homage
broken links
cyber coral
fishy fishy fishy
Haiku # 4244 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by Homage to Kiwi
Everything
is personal
to a person
Haiku # 4243 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by Homage
THE Ort cloud
THE ort cloud
mind dead as spam
Haiku # 4242 ↗ September 10, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Homage
your great art
would be greatly appreciated
here and now
Haiku # 4241 ↗ September 10, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by Homage to Wonder worm
Robotic telescopes
in Tuscon
surveying to Ort cloud
Haiku # 4240 ↗ September 10, 2000 1:55 pm ET
by Homage
excluding limits
a clang association
is still poetry
Haiku # 4239 ↗ September 10, 2000 5:08 am ET
by ash
an art called sex
wich i perform with great skill
orally,daily.
Haiku # 4238 ↗ September 9, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by wonder worm
shade lends a greying
cover to small rodents poised
on a sack of rice
Haiku # 4237 ↗ September 9, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a great humping thug
my white dog wraps paws around
anything he can
Haiku # 4236 ↗ September 9, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a crow feather floats
down into an apple tree
tears splash on my feet
Haiku # 4235 ↗ September 9, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my feet carry me
familiar with each rock on
this well travelled path
Haiku # 4234 ↗ September 9, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
treasonous reason
reasonable treason
mere words suck ass hair
Haiku # 4233 ↗ September 9, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Homage to Guy of Canada
in the days of old
when nights were bold and condoms
were not yet invented

they tied a sock
around their cocks and fucked
until contented
Haiku # 4232 ↗ September 9, 2000 11:57 am ET
by wonder worm
Beware, you have to
spent one turn for a bidding
command. You can bid

5 Carpets of Fly-
ing using 1 turn. But, you should spent 2 turns for

bidding for a Car-
pet of Flying and an Oil
Flask. learn grammar, man!
Haiku # 4231 ↗ September 9, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
about that sex
thing... does anyone know if
girls play starcraft?
Haiku # 4230 ↗ September 9, 2000 6:33 am ET
by Guy Montag
gold from a test tube
alchemy's secrets revealed
olympic magic
Haiku # 4229 ↗ September 9, 2000 6:03 am ET
by ash
The site has been moved
To a good old new machine
I hope it all works
Haiku # 4228 ↗ September 8, 2000 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Century City
a very large sheep
gave christopher columbus
syphillis.he died.
Haiku # 4227 ↗ September 8, 2000 10:43 am ET
by wonder worm
thirty hours two days
my hands are misshapen claws
man i hate software
Haiku # 4226 ↗ September 8, 2000 7:40 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
midwife to the build
this product is a breech birth
up to my elbows
Haiku # 4225 ↗ September 8, 2000 7:35 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
BAH! A DOUBLE! NOT
EVEN MY FINEST WORK, ARG!
*abuses server*
Haiku # 4224 ↗ September 8, 2000 3:52 am ET
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
Haiku # 4223 ↗ September 8, 2000 3:51 am ET
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
Haiku # 4222 ↗ September 8, 2000 3:51 am ET
by Guy Montag
bah... its 5:30
i should nap restfully now
but i cant sleep... bah
Haiku # 4221 ↗ September 8, 2000 3:49 am ET
by Guy Montag
doing the head bob
fighting sleep amongst strangers
amusing them all
Haiku # 4220 ↗ September 7, 2000 5:02 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
hungry stomach noise
interupting the meeting
shuffle my papers
Haiku # 4219 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
kyle broflovski
stan marsh, kenny mccormick
and eric cartman
Haiku # 4218 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
inclement weather...
haah...i am in no mood for
poetry...mangling
Haiku # 4217 ↗ September 7, 2000 5:18 am ET
by ronin@wherever
just go suck ass hair
that's all you're ever good at
may look like one, too
Haiku # 4216 ↗ September 7, 2000 5:02 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you'll never have sex
except all by yourself, fool
coz you are: Bob Hope
Haiku # 4215 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you will never eat
a single morsel no more
you have no plastic
Haiku # 4214 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:56 am ET
by ronin@wherever
it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain
Haiku # 4213 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:52 am ET
by ronin@wherever
like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic
Haiku # 4212 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:46 am ET
by ronin@wherever
what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone
Haiku # 4211 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny
Haiku # 4210 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:39 am ET
by Guy Montag
hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again
Haiku # 4209 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
janis, on two sides
of a coin. one good, one bad.
that book sucked ass hair
Haiku # 4208 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:34 am ET
by Guy Montag
just remember, no
matter what you do, where you
go, no matter who

you are, somebody
will always be there to rape
you. or so i hope
Haiku # 4207 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:33 am ET
by Guy Montag
goodbye for now i
go to shower or maybe
to shave my ass hair.
Haiku # 4206 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:05 am ET
by Guy Montag
sigh... problem again
typical teenage struggle
should i ask her out?
Haiku # 4205 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:04 am ET
by Guy Montag
I think I'll have some
popcorn and a coke in class.
Not bad for high school.
Haiku # 4204 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:02 am ET
by Guy Montag
I have an "A" in
english. hooray. rejoice. wave
that happy flag high.
Haiku # 4203 ↗ September 7, 2000 4:00 am ET
by Guy Montag
9 or 10 notecards
I made yesterday about
abusing a goat
Haiku # 4202 ↗ September 7, 2000 3:58 am ET
by Guy Montag