Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I'm big in Japan
I'm sold out in Singapore
Y'all come on backstage
Haiku # 4258, September 10, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
the cornflakes crackled
mom was scraping charcoal toast
Dad ran over Spot
Haiku # 4257, September 10, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
art art art art art art art
yes but is it
fondling?
Haiku # 4256, September 10, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by Homage
FONDLE FONDLE FON-
DLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE
Yes, but is it art?
Haiku # 4255, September 10, 2000 4:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the subtle art of
conversation; i suck at
it. I NEED CULTURE!
Haiku # 4254, September 10, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the worst
vice
is advice
Haiku # 4253, September 10, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by Homage
these small things
this letting go
may feed a lifetime
Haiku # 4252, September 10, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by Homage
one brief hour
of fullnes and freedom
of madness and joy
Haiku # 4251, September 10, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Homage
driving free loving free
courting distruction
with taunts
Haiku # 4250, September 10, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Homage
sigh... shes on. do i
have the confidence? or will
i stay up all night?
Haiku # 4249, September 10, 2000 2:45 pm ET
by Guy Montag
geez. i have a real
problem with hitting enter
on 3 stanza verse
Haiku # 4248, September 10, 2000 2:39 pm ET
by Guy Montag
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick
anxiety builds as i
sit and wait and wait

sleepless night last night
mind filled with thoughts of a girl.
now i wait for her

soon she will get on
aim... I'll ask her...then the voices will stop...
Haiku # 4247, September 10, 2000 2:38 pm ET
by Guy Montag
fury
the final
fig leaf
Haiku # 4246, September 10, 2000 2:37 pm ET
by Homage
Singapore Sling
jaunty ironic
retro beverage
Haiku # 4245, September 10, 2000 2:25 pm ET
by Homage
broken links
cyber coral
fishy fishy fishy
Haiku # 4244, September 10, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by Homage to Kiwi
Everything
is personal
to a person
Haiku # 4243, September 10, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by Homage
THE Ort cloud
THE ort cloud
mind dead as spam
Haiku # 4242, September 10, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Homage
your great art
would be greatly appreciated
here and now
Haiku # 4241, September 10, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by Homage to Wonder worm
Robotic telescopes
in Tuscon
surveying to Ort cloud
Haiku # 4240, September 10, 2000 1:55 pm ET
by Homage
excluding limits
a clang association
is still poetry
Haiku # 4239, September 10, 2000 5:08 am ET
by ash
an art called sex
wich i perform with great skill
orally,daily.
Haiku # 4238, September 9, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by wonder worm
shade lends a greying
cover to small rodents poised
on a sack of rice
Haiku # 4237, September 9, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a great humping thug
my white dog wraps paws around
anything he can
Haiku # 4236, September 9, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a crow feather floats
down into an apple tree
tears splash on my feet
Haiku # 4235, September 9, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my feet carry me
familiar with each rock on
this well travelled path
Haiku # 4234, September 9, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
treasonous reason
reasonable treason
mere words suck ass hair
Haiku # 4233, September 9, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Homage to Guy of Canada
in the days of old
when nights were bold and condoms
were not yet invented

they tied a sock
around their cocks and fucked
until contented
Haiku # 4232, September 9, 2000 11:57 am ET
by wonder worm
Beware, you have to
spent one turn for a bidding
command. You can bid

5 Carpets of Fly-
ing using 1 turn. But, you should spent 2 turns for

bidding for a Car-
pet of Flying and an Oil
Flask. learn grammar, man!
Haiku # 4231, September 9, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
about that sex
thing... does anyone know if
girls play starcraft?
Haiku # 4230, September 9, 2000 6:33 am ET
by Guy Montag
gold from a test tube
alchemy's secrets revealed
olympic magic
Haiku # 4229, September 9, 2000 6:03 am ET
by ash
The site has been moved
To a good old new machine
I hope it all works
Haiku # 4228, September 8, 2000 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Century City
a very large sheep
gave christopher columbus
syphillis.he died.
Haiku # 4227, September 8, 2000 10:43 am ET
by wonder worm
thirty hours two days
my hands are misshapen claws
man i hate software
Haiku # 4226, September 8, 2000 7:40 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
midwife to the build
this product is a breech birth
up to my elbows
Haiku # 4225, September 8, 2000 7:35 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
BAH! A DOUBLE! NOT
EVEN MY FINEST WORK, ARG!
*abuses server*
Haiku # 4224, September 8, 2000 3:52 am ET
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
Haiku # 4223, September 8, 2000 3:51 am ET
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
Haiku # 4222, September 8, 2000 3:51 am ET
by Guy Montag
bah... its 5:30
i should nap restfully now
but i cant sleep... bah
Haiku # 4221, September 8, 2000 3:49 am ET
by Guy Montag
doing the head bob
fighting sleep amongst strangers
amusing them all
Haiku # 4220, September 7, 2000 5:02 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
hungry stomach noise
interupting the meeting
shuffle my papers
Haiku # 4219, September 7, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
kyle broflovski
stan marsh, kenny mccormick
and eric cartman
Haiku # 4218, September 7, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
inclement weather...
haah...i am in no mood for
poetry...mangling
Haiku # 4217, September 7, 2000 5:18 am ET
by ronin@wherever
just go suck ass hair
that's all you're ever good at
may look like one, too
Haiku # 4216, September 7, 2000 5:02 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you'll never have sex
except all by yourself, fool
coz you are: Bob Hope
Haiku # 4215, September 7, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you will never eat
a single morsel no more
you have no plastic
Haiku # 4214, September 7, 2000 4:56 am ET
by ronin@wherever
it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain
Haiku # 4213, September 7, 2000 4:52 am ET
by ronin@wherever
like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic
Haiku # 4212, September 7, 2000 4:46 am ET
by ronin@wherever
what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone
Haiku # 4211, September 7, 2000 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny
Haiku # 4210, September 7, 2000 4:39 am ET
by Guy Montag
hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again
Haiku # 4209, September 7, 2000 4:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
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