Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the cornflakes crackled
mom was scraping charcoal toast
Dad ran over Spot
Haiku # 4257 September 10, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
art art art art art art art
yes but is it
fondling?
Haiku # 4256 September 10, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by Homage
FONDLE FONDLE FON-
DLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE
Yes, but is it art?
Haiku # 4255 September 10, 2000 4:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the subtle art of
conversation; i suck at
it. I NEED CULTURE!
Haiku # 4254 September 10, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the worst
vice
is advice
Haiku # 4253 September 10, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by Homage
these small things
this letting go
may feed a lifetime
Haiku # 4252 September 10, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by Homage
one brief hour
of fullnes and freedom
of madness and joy
Haiku # 4251 September 10, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Homage
driving free loving free
courting distruction
with taunts
Haiku # 4250 September 10, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Homage
sigh... shes on. do i
have the confidence? or will
i stay up all night?
Haiku # 4249 September 10, 2000 2:45 pm ET
by Guy Montag
geez. i have a real
problem with hitting enter
on 3 stanza verse
Haiku # 4248 September 10, 2000 2:39 pm ET
by Guy Montag
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick
anxiety builds as i
sit and wait and wait

sleepless night last night
mind filled with thoughts of a girl.
now i wait for her

soon she will get on
aim... I'll ask her...then the voices will stop...
Haiku # 4247 September 10, 2000 2:38 pm ET
by Guy Montag
fury
the final
fig leaf
Haiku # 4246 September 10, 2000 2:37 pm ET
by Homage
Singapore Sling
jaunty ironic
retro beverage
Haiku # 4245 September 10, 2000 2:25 pm ET
by Homage
broken links
cyber coral
fishy fishy fishy
Haiku # 4244 September 10, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by Homage to Kiwi
Everything
is personal
to a person
Haiku # 4243 September 10, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by Homage
THE Ort cloud
THE ort cloud
mind dead as spam
Haiku # 4242 September 10, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Homage
your great art
would be greatly appreciated
here and now
Haiku # 4241 September 10, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by Homage to Wonder worm
Robotic telescopes
in Tuscon
surveying to Ort cloud
Haiku # 4240 September 10, 2000 1:55 pm ET
by Homage
excluding limits
a clang association
is still poetry
Haiku # 4239 September 10, 2000 5:08 am ET
by ash
an art called sex
wich i perform with great skill
orally,daily.
Haiku # 4238 September 9, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by wonder worm
shade lends a greying
cover to small rodents poised
on a sack of rice
Haiku # 4237 September 9, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a great humping thug
my white dog wraps paws around
anything he can
Haiku # 4236 September 9, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a crow feather floats
down into an apple tree
tears splash on my feet
Haiku # 4235 September 9, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my feet carry me
familiar with each rock on
this well travelled path
Haiku # 4234 September 9, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
treasonous reason
reasonable treason
mere words suck ass hair
Haiku # 4233 September 9, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Homage to Guy of Canada
in the days of old
when nights were bold and condoms
were not yet invented

they tied a sock
around their cocks and fucked
until contented
Haiku # 4232 September 9, 2000 11:57 am ET
by wonder worm
Beware, you have to
spent one turn for a bidding
command. You can bid

5 Carpets of Fly-
ing using 1 turn. But, you should spent 2 turns for

bidding for a Car-
pet of Flying and an Oil
Flask. learn grammar, man!
Haiku # 4231 September 9, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
about that sex
thing... does anyone know if
girls play starcraft?
Haiku # 4230 September 9, 2000 6:33 am ET
by Guy Montag
gold from a test tube
alchemy's secrets revealed
olympic magic
Haiku # 4229 September 9, 2000 6:03 am ET
by ash
The site has been moved
To a good old new machine
I hope it all works
Haiku # 4228 September 8, 2000 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Century City
a very large sheep
gave christopher columbus
syphillis.he died.
Haiku # 4227 September 8, 2000 10:43 am ET
by wonder worm
thirty hours two days
my hands are misshapen claws
man i hate software
Haiku # 4226 September 8, 2000 7:40 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
midwife to the build
this product is a breech birth
up to my elbows
Haiku # 4225 September 8, 2000 7:35 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
BAH! A DOUBLE! NOT
EVEN MY FINEST WORK, ARG!
*abuses server*
Haiku # 4224 September 8, 2000 3:52 am ET
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
Haiku # 4223 September 8, 2000 3:51 am ET
by Guy Montag
uncrushable life
filled with references to such
bad things as ass hair
Haiku # 4222 September 8, 2000 3:51 am ET
by Guy Montag
bah... its 5:30
i should nap restfully now
but i cant sleep... bah
Haiku # 4221 September 8, 2000 3:49 am ET
by Guy Montag
doing the head bob
fighting sleep amongst strangers
amusing them all
Haiku # 4220 September 7, 2000 5:02 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
hungry stomach noise
interupting the meeting
shuffle my papers
Haiku # 4219 September 7, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
kyle broflovski
stan marsh, kenny mccormick
and eric cartman
Haiku # 4218 September 7, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
inclement weather...
haah...i am in no mood for
poetry...mangling
Haiku # 4217 September 7, 2000 5:18 am ET
by ronin@wherever
just go suck ass hair
that's all you're ever good at
may look like one, too
Haiku # 4216 September 7, 2000 5:02 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you'll never have sex
except all by yourself, fool
coz you are: Bob Hope
Haiku # 4215 September 7, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ronin@wherever
you will never eat
a single morsel no more
you have no plastic
Haiku # 4214 September 7, 2000 4:56 am ET
by ronin@wherever
it's quite difficult
to browse thru some old haikus
and margin's too plain
Haiku # 4213 September 7, 2000 4:52 am ET
by ronin@wherever
like i said, what gives
this used to be just like home
now its like....plastic
Haiku # 4212 September 7, 2000 4:46 am ET
by ronin@wherever
what the shit happened
close my eyes for a moment
and the moment's gone
Haiku # 4211 September 7, 2000 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wait thats not hunger
thats just the feeling i get
called........ oh yeah, horny
Haiku # 4210 September 7, 2000 4:39 am ET
by Guy Montag
hunger getting to
me. hallucinations start
to appear again
Haiku # 4209 September 7, 2000 4:38 am ET
by Guy Montag
janis, on two sides
of a coin. one good, one bad.
that book sucked ass hair
Haiku # 4208 September 7, 2000 4:34 am ET
by Guy Montag